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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Topic started by Ganesh (ganeshsubbu@usa.net) (@ 203.197.81.153) on Mon Sep 24 01:42:18 .




I am interested in collecting Tamil kadi jokes.
Anyone to help me out..

ganesh

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Inital ulla mirugam ethu?
O-nai

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kudisae illa nadu ethu?
Bangladesh.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Goddess Kallikumm Boxingikumm enna sambandam?

Knock out..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Gokulastamikumm Communisathakkum enna sambandam?

Karl Marx..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Mazhille nanayatha kaikari ethu?

Kodaimilagai

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kaluthaikku Thalai valli vandal enna saium?

ASSpro sapidum.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
799 ikumm manalikumm enna sambandam?

Ennorre.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kakaikku kachal vandal enna saium?

CROSIN sapudum.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kunnakudi vaidyanathan violin ketuirukingala?

Kooduthirukamatarae

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Mahatma Gandhi ippa irrundal enna toothpaste use panuvar?

PROMISE

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Mahatma Gandhi ippa irrundal enna theatre poi cinema papar?

SATYAM

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
One person goes to the top of LIC building and falls of from there. But he doesn't get even a small injury. why?

B'cos it was a big injury..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
1. Bus-a pinnaala thaLLina yenna agum?
pin vaLayum.

2. KB SundarambaaL yen thuLLi thuLLI odinaanga?
avanga romba bhakti-maan.

3. Munivar Agastyar romba varushathukkappuram kaatulerunthu naattukku vanthar. Appa ouru kaakkaa avar mugathila vanthu kothithu. Yen?
avar mugathula thava-k-kaLai therinjathu

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kakaikku kachal vandal enna saium?

CROSIN sapudum.

Andha kakka appadi enna thappu cenjathu?
Kaachal vandu avadhi pattadhu podhamai,
than cenja paavathaie saapidavendi?

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
aeroplaneikku opposite enna?

eranagoplane.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
mazhaimehumikku opposite enna?
mazhai may not come

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
ramasamyikku opposite enna?
rama did not see me.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
periasamikku opposite enna?

chinna did not see me.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?

Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum

Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura varthai enna?
Originality

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Raman,Latchumanan, Seethai gone in a same bus.Raman & Lachumanan alone stepped down at Ayodhyakuppam stop. Seethai jumped out of window,why?

Seethai padi thanda pathiniyachche, so she didn't cross the steps in the bus.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
why do we hear thunder?
Devargal ellam maavattaranga

"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Bus-a pinnaala thaLLina yenna agum?
bus pinnaala pogum

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Satyanarayana poojaikkum, indian cricketteamkum enna common?
Prasad- rendum kadaseela varum

Lord Shiva couldn't operate the computer, why?
Because Lord Ganesha ran away with the mouse

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Mukkule enn eppavum 'SALI' pidikithu?
enna mela 'EYES' ikkuke..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Vajpayeekkum Moopanarikkum enna difference?

Vajpayee PAKoda pesa mattar Moopanar pakkillame
pesamattar..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kamalahasanoda appa peru enna?
Kamalaha..
avaroda son kamalahasan

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
tamilzha valara vidunga enn vettiya waste pannuringa

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Whats does a Tamil Christan bachelor do to get a paying guest accomodation in a Hindu Bramin's house?

Change his name from Xavier to X.A.V.Iyer

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
AerF unn peru enna.
Tamil valarathu irukkatum ?
athu enna "vettiya waste ".
vetti ennrale waste than.

ithu "Nadu Centre", "Catch Pidi" , "Gate Kathavu", "Trunk Petti", "Post Kambam", "Top Melle" 'like mathiriya' iruke..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
From kumar:

"Leaning tower of Pisa" in chinese
saanjache

And in Japanese, it is:
nikumo nikado

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
you are right ..ms/mr Alka..smile

windy

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
hey..this site is really fun..friends
do send more jokes...it's really
can make people happy...smile

windy

PS: Thanks you Ganesh

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
To Windy...
Actually i was interested in collecting some tamil kadi jokes for a Small gathering which i was suppose to attend.
But after staring this thread i find it more interesting..

Thanks to all those who have contributed..

Keep it up and running...

Ganesh

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
ellArumE easy-A pAdakkUdiya rAgam edhu?

mouna rAgam :-)

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Postman maadiyilirunthu vilunthal eppadi viluvar?

"Thapalinnu"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Raamasaamy maadiyilirunthu kela vilunthal enna aavar?

RamaSamy avar enna aavarikku rendu kallum oundachu pooidume..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Ashokar yenn kalinga poorile pinvanginar?

enna aavar sattail button illeyam

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru municipal contractor road podumpothu naduvil vazhai marama nattu vaikirar enn?

enna athu than "THAR" poodume..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
chedi (plants) ellam enn pachaiya (green) irukku?
pacha thanni uuthurathunale

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
why do we have to go to school?
b'cos school namakite varathe

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
"Neil Amstrong" namme ellarodaum strongam yenn?

namme ellarum onnuk renduk than poiirrukom but avar "MOON"ke poirrukar.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru maadu cinema theatre kathavu pakathile poi nikkuthu enn?

enna kathavuke "PULL"innu ezuthi irruke

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
"Bombay Dyeing" - Why?
Because "Gwalior Suiting" (Kadi is Gwalior Shooting)


O(r)dinary Kozhikku ethanai kal?

If your answer is 2 then its wrong. Correct answer is 10 kalgal.

(Aadu)4 kalgal + (Nari)4 kalgal + (Kozhi)2 kalgal.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Who is respected in Tamil Nadu eventhough he is totally a bad person?

"Thiru"dan.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Arum Arum serndha enna varum?

66,12,36 are wrong answers.
Arum Arum serndha 'Vellam' varum.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
oru "THIRU"dan thanoda belongings ellathayum aathu pakkathile vaikiran. ennn?

enna aathikku rendu pakkathilyum "BANK" irruke..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
The stuff here is getting crazier than I originally thought.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
MV
Enjoy it. Don't try to read betn the lines

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
post cardla stamp odallainna yanna aakum?..

theriyalayaa.....keela vilunthudum

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Pazhamozhi:

An Apple a day keeps the doctor away

Puthumozhi:

If its a lady doctor, keep the apple away.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
mahatma gandhi apple saapitada mataram enn?

enna athu "FALSE" fruitam

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
mahatma gandhi "hawai" chappel podamataram enn?

enn athila "WAR"ikkuke

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru "KADI JOKE" sollatuma?


"KADI JOKE"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Roumba neelamana musical instrument ethu?

pul"LONG"kulal

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Indian bus conductors can easily survive the US type punishments like 'Electric Chair', why?

Because they are 'Bad Conductors'

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
hi have a nice time

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
G TTTT ===> WHAT THIS IS?...

Answer is ORIGINALITIY....[Kadi is athu oru-G,naalu-T]

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Pardon my ignorance. Could some one tell me why these kind of jokes are called kadi jokes?

I don't think I have ever heard of the term 'kadi jokes'.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
"THENNI"( HONEY BEE), "KUZAVI"( WASP) ellam "LIQUID"amm enn?

enna aathu "KOTTUME"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Ramayanathil ramar sitayai lankayil thede pokum poothu kadal pakkam vanthar.
kadal vazi vedathal villayum ambayum eduthu vida poonar.
appo kadal vazi vittutham..enn..


enna "WHERE THERE IS A WILL THERE IS A WAY"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Deepavali kkum pongalu kkum yennanga vithyaasam??

Deepavali annikku pongal saapadalaam aana Pongal annikku Deppavaliya sapda mudiyaadhu..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
LIC oada 14th floorla sandhanam poosi yirukkanga..Yaen??

Yaenna adhu Mottai maadi...


oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga..annan maelmoochu vangaraan..thangachchi??

ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa



eli(adhaanga Rat) ..adhukku yaen vaal yirukku??

seththu pona thookki poada...

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
LEO coffee a yaen kalyanam pannikka mudiyaadhu???

yaenna "Manamaana" coffee LEO coffee


Mylapore-kkum, Mandaveli-kkum sandai vandha edhu jeyikkum?

Mylapore, yenna avangakitta tank irukku.


Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?

Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.


Yen, desert-la irukkara post-office-la ellarum letter ezhudhittu, stamp vangittu, veliya pora?


Enna, veliya dhan otta-gum irukku.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Spin Bowlarruku pen kuzhandai perandal enna payru vaipar?

Bala Tiruppra Sundari



Independence day-kkum Republic day-kkum yenna vidyasam?

Sumar, anjara (5.5) maasam.



Oru maatai (cow) pooja pannina adhukku yenna peyar kudukkarathu?

Moo-devi

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
MV,

Read the ones posted by tvp, then you will understand why they are called as 'Kadi jokes'. They are intermittent between a 'sick joke' and a 'real good one'. But they will be interesting.

Here's one Kadi:

If you find a watch on the way, you should not step on it, why?

Enna, athula 'Mul' irukke.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
thanks vetri for explaining the meaning of a kadi joke..

tvp

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Pakathu veettu paiyan uthuvathi standai mulungittan, analum onnum agalai, eAn?

(Neighbour's son swallowed a Agarbathi stand, even then he didn't suffer, why?)

Enna, avan mulunginathu Valzhai palzhamache!!!

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
what is the similarity between TNEB and a DOCTOR?

Renuperume "PEES" puduvange??

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
"SAVITRI"oda rendu akka peru enna?

SAVI one
SAVI two

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru kyairula(rope)naalu ants varisaya poikittu irrunthujam.
First ant sonnucham, enakku pinnala naalu antu varuthunnu. Athu eppadi?

Athu poi sonnucham.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Moonu kilee ( parrots) lineya parunthuchu.
appo mudal kilee solluchayam ennaku pinnale rendu kile varudhu..
rendavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollichu..
moonavadhu kileeum ennaku pinadi rendu kilee varudhu sollicham

yenn..

enna sonnatha sollumam kilee pillay

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
erumbu & ennai are lovers
but erumbu's parents against their relationship.
Ennai (elephant) wants to marry erumbu. So
elephants give one idea to erumbu. So erumbu
follows it and her parents agree...
what would erumbu said to her parents ?

answer : Erumbu sonnacha ennai(elephant) pullaiyah
vaitheleh summakathunu !!!!

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Errumboda annan peru enna?

"ANTENNA"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
elikku (RAT) pant potta enna aakum?

"ELEPHANT"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru kaka ( crow) kulathikku tanni kudika pochu.
konga neralthil athu kanama pochu. eppadi?

enna "KAGAM KARAIYUM"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru "NUMEROLOGIST"ikku paiyan porantha enna peru vappar?

"K7"..keshavan

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Orruthan cyclee poikkittu irukumpothu balance thavari thadumarinan. Apo oruthan roadile vanthukittu irrudhan..


intha situationai ore oru english wordil explain panna mudiyuma..


"ENCYCLOPEDIA"..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Nandu ( CRAB) garbamana enna ahum?

"PREGNANDU"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
TVK Jokes are really good ones..
One more:
Ethuvumae vaanga mudiyatha kadai(Shop) Ethu?
Saakadai!(Drainage)

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Nan onnu sollattuma?

"ONNU"!!!

did u all hear when I said it?

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Once there was a boat full of Ethiraj college girls sailing in a river. Suddenly, there was a flood and the boat sunk every girl drowned inside the river except one. why?

Coz she is a 'sema Kattai'

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Question: Paambukku kaal unda illaya?

Answer: Undu. otherwise, it will be pambu and not paambu

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
A dog was once chased by some kids and after a long run, it suddenly stopped in front of a Bakery. Appo athu enna vangum?

vera enna vangum, Muchu than vangum

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
hi vetri,
u have posted a kadi joke which i have already posted long back infact it was the first joke to be posted in this thread.

From: bala (@ 203.197.81.153) on: Mon Sep 24 01:44:34


Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?

Because she was a good "KATTAI"..


pl take care next time

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Naikku ( DOG) vaal arunda ennge pokum?

verenge "RETAIL" shopikku than..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
bala,

Sorry for the repetition. Thanks for pointing it out

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
What is the "CHEMICAL NAME" of dog ?

"Sodium Iodide" - NaI..

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Interesting! Here are some more:

Kathi vengayathai paathu enna pattu paadum?
-unnai naan ariven ennai anri yaar arivaar

apple_a narukki potta enna aagum?
-nari saaptudum

anti-bonding orbital_kku opposite enna?
-uncle-bonding orbital

oru army man oorukku leave_le vandhadhum nera ration kadaikku poran, en?
-thuppaakikku rava vaangathaan

oru teacher class-le sun glass pOtirindhaaraam, en?
-classle ellaarum bright students_aam

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollrau pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en


ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
3 paer boatlae porange, althle orunthan muslim, christain, and hindus. poiktuirukumpothu kapal didrunu kavanduruthu apo hindus solaran ellarum avanga kadavali nincha kadaval kappathuvatru. apo mulim alla n sollaran kadaval alla avane kapathidararu. appurm christain jesus n sollran appo jesus avne kappathidraru. namba allu athan hindus pillayarappa n sollran pillayar avan munadi vandhu dance adraru en


ena avan(ningalum than) pillayar pandigaianniku pillayare kadale karrichutu dance adna athan.

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru Aanum oru pennum oru nalakki veliye poittu thirumbi vettuku vandappo, rendu perukkitteyum saavi illengarathu therinjuthu. Appo avunga enna pesikkitanga? ( sonna adikkatheengappa)

" Annalum NoKey nnal.. Avalum NoKey nnal "

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
subbu and rukku vukku inaikku than first night.
subbu bed la ukkanthu irukkiraan.
Avan wife rukku paludan(Milk) roomukku ulley varal.
subbu : en di? ne pal kondu varum pothu naked
( dress onnum illama) vanthu irukka.
rukku : atthai than sonnaga..aadai illama than nan
pal kondu varanumam?
subbu : ??????

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Visit my site for kadi jokes

www.geocities.com/tamiljokes

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Kamal Hassan and his friend Vimal are running to catch 12B bus. But one auto comes in the middle. But both of them run. The bus stops. Vimal gets in, but Kamal does not eventhough he wants to. WHY ?

Because, at the back of the bus, it is written "Only Vimal"

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Emails of Tamil Actors and Actresses

Chinni Jayanth - Silpaans@Gilmaa.com
Silk - NethuRaathri@Yemma.org
Prabhu Deva - AaduraRaasa@Boneless.com
Nasser - Periya@Mookku.com
Vijay: StyleMannan@Nenappu.com
Abbas - Handsome@Flop.com
Abbas(alias)- Aana_Penna@RenduKettan.com
Venniraaadai Moorthy - Thambriiiii@Thambri.com Praambhuu@HandBentLikeSnake.com
Sathyaraj - Lollu@Mollamaari.com
Prakash Raj - Orey@OverActing.org
Prathap - Pothen@Araloosu.com
AR Rahman - IsaiPuyal@ThayaaChayya.com
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RAJNI - Superstar@FutureCM.gov OneTime@HundredTimes.com
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Manivannan - Thaadi@Thathuvam.Thanni.com
Manivannan: Lollu@Coimbatore.com
Prabhu : Goondan@YerumaMaadu.com
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Ajith : KaadhalMannan@Shalini.com AdhuthhaKamalRajini@Never.com Citizen@Kaadhal.com
Prashanth: Ellam-Neram@HerovaaHeroinaa.com
Saroja Devi: Ath-thaan@Deivam.com
Kajol : Sema_Figure@Nach.com
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PC Sriram : Oli@Irul.com
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Rajkumar : Paavum@VaisaanaKallathule.com
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Aamir Khan : RichActor@AfterLagaan.com
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Charley : Joker@Stupid.com
Govinda : ChiChi@Choclate.com

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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
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26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
A drunken man goes and stands in front of a lamp post and starts knocking....thinking that it is his house.....

Another drunken man walks by and says 'It seems theres no one at home?'

the other man says 'There must be....because the light is on upstairs....'

is it funny?????Don't laugh out loud if theres people around you...except for friends.....


endum anbudan

manjuvel

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
what is the opposite of "KRISHNASWAMY"
KRISHNA DID NOT SEE ME.

WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF "MADE IN JAPAN"
PALLAM IN JAPAN

endum anbudan

manjuvel

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)


2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)


endum anbudan

manjuvel

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
simron and rambha in a meeting congerence asking question


SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE THOOSAI?

RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR IN THE BOTH SIDE.

SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT.

RAMBA:SO WHY?

SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE THOOSAI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
One day in Adyar Bus stop...
Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha?
Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya?
Raju: ...!!!

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road
vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C.
Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru.
adhu yean?

"avarukku kal valihirukkum"
Adhudhan illay
"appuram edhukku ninnaru?"

Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Triankku ninuthu irrukanga, little distance train vanduduchu Appa.
Goundamani: Dey, adhu enadha trian ankeyei ninudhuchu.
Senthi: adhu onnu ilayney, train tyre panchar aagi irukkum, aadhann
Goundar : addhing, berikka thalaiya



endrum anbudan



manjuvel

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?"

Imagine praying and hearing this:

Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.

Please select one of the following options:

Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.

Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.

What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our
angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However,your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please
stay on the line"


Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:

If you would like to speak to:

Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.

If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are
holding, please press 4.

To find out if a loved one has been assigned To Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative
response, try area code 420 for(Hell).

For reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House -
Exclusive 7 Star Hotel }" please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in
mm-dd-yy format followed by 3-1-6.

For answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupams Booking, Future
of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth and where Majnu Ka Tila is,
please wait until you arrive here.

Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.

Please hang up and try again tomorrow.

This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.

Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency
assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your
neighbourhood Temple.

...........THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS
WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?

YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY

HOW IS IT GANESH?

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
oru hunter oru nall katuku singathe vettai adruthuku pona. avan kitta irunthae 5 vill(arrow)adethukittu pona. ponavanen singathe patu athe villale guri pathu addikuran ana eallame thavidithu. appuram enna vill kaliaiduthu. anthe singathuku villu kali aiduchunu therinichiduthu appo singo avnae thoratha arramibikuthu aven baythulae odda arrambichiduvan. oddi poi oru gudi sailae poi olinchikirran. singo avan ollirudhu patu aven ollinchirundae gudisai kaduvai thatuthu.








ANSWER ena antha gudisaiku calling bell ilae athan kathavi thatuthu




endrum anbudan


manjuvel

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
oru train railway stationikku pakatile nikkithu.
train driver poi pakkatu kadaile "CLOSE UP" toothpaste vangittu varar. yenn..


enna avarikku "SIGNAL" kidaika liyam

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
oru bus a pinnale thallamudiyumaa?

mudiyathu

en theriuma pin valanzhupoidume athanaalathan.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
ulagam urindainu eppadi sonangle
ans:vayalathan

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru vayasupp ponnu annaikku late-a vettukku vandha. Appo avaloda amma "Ivlo late-a vandhurukkalae.." nnaanga. Avaloda thangacchi "My Gosh! She's so late.." nna. Avaloda appa Kannadathlayum, ava anna Malayalathlayum ithayae sonnanga. Yean ippadi vevveara madhiri sonnanga?

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
adhu avanga ishttam..!!

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Oru karadi..(Not TR!), semma fast-aa odi varudhu...odi vandhu oru potti kadai munnadi nikkudhu...anga adhu enna vaangum..?!





















vera enna MOOOCHCHU dhaan vaangum...semma fast-aa odi vanthichilla..?!

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Yenna oru vayasupp ponnu late-a vettukku vandha naalu peru naalu vidhama pesuvaanga.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
"oru rishi maddi mala ukandhu sapuduraru"
Iddha englishla oru varthailla sollanum
ans:"appreciating"

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
How to tell the following in English?

"Nee oru kuzhanthai".?

"Kidney".

(Kid - nee)

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
lol

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
One guy is stealing the bi-cycle from the guy X. How the X will say this to somebody to catch the cycle in single word



























Answer: En-cyclo-paedia

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Question:
Karuppu manithargal En nandraaka vaLarntha udambOdu irukkiraargal?

Answerr:
chinna vayasil irunde avarkaLai "nee grow, nee grow " (negro) endru azhaippathaal.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
which letter in alphabetical is very cool one?.

find it

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
1. which alphabetical letter is sitting in
a very cool place.

2. if " f " gets accident where will it go?.

find it o.k......

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
What is the chemical name for a dog ?

Sodium Iodide

Sodium(Na) + Iodide (I) = Nai (read Nai in Tamil)

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
How is the Mickey Mouse suddenly knew everything about Ramayanam when it was hung on the wall ??

It became Valmiki

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
What is a woman spin bowler called ?

bala tirupura Sundari

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
is orange a male or female ????????




male coz if u crush it u get only "saaaaaaaaaaru"

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
rajsundar,

Letter B is coolest cause its between A C!

next one i dont know...what happens to f when it meets with accidnet?

srini,

hehehehe

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
It will go to GH.
Idhu romba pazhaiya joke.

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
ramadas, srini and shankie.. ur jokes were cool.. i liked it:).. something which i have never heard.. keep posting such jokes.. the remaining are same old kadis.. rombha rombha kadi.. thaangala..

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
why was a sardarji very upset when he saw a car being towed by a truck ?

He was wondering which idiots were using a truck and a car to carry a rope

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
which hotel do u never get hot food ?
'Ariya' bhavan

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
This is a analogy given by an IT employee.Read and enjoy.
>
> 1. Gopura Vasalile : US Embassy entrance
> 2. Kadalora Kavithaigal : Songs on Marina Beach after getting the visa
> 3. Mouna Raagam : At home after visa got rejected
> 4. Varumayin Niram Sivappu : Bench without salary
> 5. Gentleman : Company paying full salary on bench
> 6. Adimai Penn : Female TCS Employee
> 7. Minsarakkanavu : Green card
> 8. Valve Mayam : Rejected H1B Visa.
> 9. Marubadium : Apply again.
> 10. Enga ooru pattukkaran : Enga ooru Bodyshopper.
> 11. Velaikkaran : Programmer.
> 12. Ejaman : Project Manager.
> 13. Kaithy Kannayiram : TCS employee.
> 14. Oru ! kaithiyin Diary : Biodata of TCS employee.
> 15. Saval : TCS bond.
> 16. Savalukku Saval : Breaking TCS Bond.
> 17. Aayirathil oruvan : Assembly programmer.
> 18. Vaitheki kathirunthal : Bench period.
> 19. Sakala kala vallavan : Bill Gates.
> 20. Engeyo ketta kural : Eppavo oruthadavai run panna program.
> 21. Alaigal oiyvathillai : Jumping from company to company
> 22. Nallavanukku nallavan : Company paying full salary in Bench.
> 23. Padikkatha Methai : Year2000 programmer.
> 24. Pattikada Pattanama : mainframe aa Client Servar aa
> 25. Neerum Neruppum : Microsoftum IBMum.
> 26. Billa : Bodyshopper.
> 27. ethirneechal : Asking for increment.
> 28. Antha 7 Natkal : Time period between ge! tting the H1B paper and
> landing in US.
> 29. 24 manineram : Waiting period in US Embasy for stamping.
> 30. tic tic tic : First day in client's place.
> 31. Parthal pasi theerum : surfing web sites
> 32. Anbe vaa : Projectee vaaa.
> 33. Nerukku Ner : Netscape Navigator Vs Internet Explorer
> 34. Server Sundaram : After Year2000, Y2K Programmers Nelamai.
> 35. Suryavamsam : Hierarchy
> 36. Enakul Oruvan : Data Encapsulation
> 37. Petralthaan Pillaiya : Sub Class inherited from a class created by
> others
> 38. Raman Ethanai Ramanadi : Polymorphism
> 39. Makalai Petra Makarasi : Super most Class (Object)
> 40. Punnagai Mannan : Doesn't understand what the client says
> 41. Thiruda Thiruda : Code stealer
> 42. A! dimai Changili : TCS Bond
> 43. Pasi : Bench without salary

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Erumboo annan peru enna?

" ANT - enna "

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
what is the opposite of STD?
What is the opposite of tajmahal?
what is the other name of pv Narashimarao?
In England cows shout onyl fffffffff..........ffffffffffff.fffffffff...why?

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
Opposite of STD is NoTD.. HI HI

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
what will jamesbond 007 will do when he is at marina beach?

wavu (alai in tamil) paarpar!

Oldposts
26th October 2004, 07:43 PM
the oppoosite of std is no coffee da

Surya
3rd November 2004, 08:25 AM
Kadal mela Kosu Parakathu, Why? 8)

Cindy
3rd November 2004, 10:38 AM
Enna Kosuvukku swimming theriyathu.... :wink:

Cindy
3rd November 2004, 03:10 PM
Why was Sachin not allowed to that musical shop?

Cindy
3rd November 2004, 03:11 PM
because he is a record breaker...

ts
3rd November 2004, 09:08 PM
How would you convert a mouse into an elephant?

Badhil nALai...

Surya
4th November 2004, 02:21 AM
Wow Cindy, That was a funny reply, :lol:
But What I had in mind was Yehna Kadalukulle Tortoise irruke. :D 8)

Reena
4th November 2004, 06:00 AM
AHH! :x Good kadi jokes but they really do bite! :) Good jokes Cindy, TS and Surya. But I think that I've seen that kosu, tortoise joke in something. :wink:

ts
4th November 2004, 06:44 PM
How would you convert a mouse into an elephant?

By asking it to wear a pant!

eli-pant!

Gayathri
12th November 2004, 10:28 PM
hey really nice kadi jokes!! they made me giggle!! Now its my turn,

Oru e(housefly) kitta kadan vangina bee yenna solluchu?

A E I O U

:)

Reena
14th November 2004, 09:50 AM
:lol: Nice Gayitri! I didn't get it at first though. But Surya, I think that I've heard that Kosu one before.

davie
16th November 2004, 10:33 AM
nice jokes buddies
try these
some student: yeen yelarum collegeku poranga
answer: college namakita varadhu
canany one answer the next one
yen neraiya peru cigaret pudikiranga

Surya
16th November 2004, 11:23 AM
AHH! :x Good kadi jokes but they really do bite! :) Good jokes Cindy, TS and Surya. But I think that I've seen that kosu, tortoise joke in something. :wink:

Reena,
Yeah, It was in "Thulatha Manamum Thullum" or something. Some Vijay movie.

vijay
16th November 2004, 03:56 PM
ANTS(Erumbu) yellam Electric wire meala poguthu, yellam shock adichchu seththupogutu but onnu mattum saagala yean?



yeanna adhu "KATTA ERUMBU"

davie
18th November 2004, 08:27 PM
good one vijay

the answer to the other question was cigaretta pudikatta kezha vizhunthudum.

Pugazh
18th November 2004, 10:18 PM
What will James bond say seeing a dead ant


dant ..dedant ..dedant..dedant..dedant ..deadnat..

Surya
19th November 2004, 01:34 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Querida
26th November 2004, 10:55 PM
What will James bond say seeing a dead ant


dant ..dedant ..dedant..dedant..dedant ..deadnat..

i remember the same answer used for the 'pink panther' theme...
:D

NOV
27th November 2004, 02:45 PM
Kandayah: en manaivi naan koopitaa enga irunthaalum odi vanthiduva

Raja: Ippa enge irukaangaa?

Kandayah: Kulichitu irukaa.

Raja: Ippa koopidunga parpom!


**********************************

Father : en paiyanai edhukaakha sir adichengaa........

Teacher: October 2 Gandhi jayanthinu sonathuku

Father: athula enna thappu sir?

Teacher: Gandhiya therium.. adhu yaar sir Jaynthinu kekuran!


*************************************

Ramu : Pona varusham Dairy tharalenu varuththa patteengalaa.....

Somu : Aamam Sir ! Intha varusham kidaikumaa...?

Ramu : Inthaanga pona varushaththu Dairy..........


****************************************

Thondan 1st : Thalaivara Woman's Club meetingla pesa sonatha thappa poachi

Thondan 2nd : Yein? yenna aachi...... ???

Thondan 1st : Ellorum manaiviyai velaikaariyaai (housemaid) paakuranga, naan mattum thaam velaikaariyai veettukaari maathiri
parthukolkindren, endru pesivittaar!

Rahul
27th November 2004, 11:44 PM
Good joke,,,

whats the opposite of RAMSAMY.....


RAM DID NOT SEE ME.


[


quote="Reena"]:lol: Nice Gayitri! I didn't get it at first though. But Surya, I think that I've heard that Kosu one before.[/quote]

Querida
28th November 2004, 12:21 AM
awwww Ram Cheata...it's all in good fun...us hubbers are glad our moderator has a sense of humour....sure the joke you mentioned was a bit rash...but besides that it's only a joke....if you can do better than please do so.... :D

Querida
28th November 2004, 02:06 AM
well thats what i would expect in the tamil kadi joke section... :D

nightingale
28th November 2004, 05:02 AM
i just read all ur kadi jokes...laughing
i am nor sure whats happening here..but i have a question..for u all.
i see ,all hindu saami elaame kaiylie weapon irukum
sandaiku ready . eduvum ilaame..calmest typaa wokaandu irukara saami entha saami?

Surya
28th November 2004, 05:06 AM
Nightingale,
There are a bunch. Your avatar, Krishna is one of the 1000 examples.
You have to look at the time they were in. Rama, for ex, Was a king. There are many pictures with Murugan being calm. There are many pics with all gods bing calm.
8)

nightingale
28th November 2004, 05:13 AM
rama kaile villu..krishna..flute lathi muruga always with vel
no hard feelings pls..summa joke

Surya
28th November 2004, 05:14 AM
:lol: :lol:

nightingale
28th November 2004, 05:15 AM
think and see..

Surya
28th November 2004, 05:16 AM
Krishna, Flute isn't a weapon.
8)

Querida
28th November 2004, 08:15 AM
think and see..
hmmm Brahma?

nightingale
28th November 2004, 09:34 AM
forget my question
gave answer to surya already

Querida
28th November 2004, 09:55 AM
well it seems i can't find it...share the answer with all of us will ya please? :D

xlntbarani
29th November 2004, 04:49 AM
1. Iyappan
2. Gokula Krishnan (Vennai thirudan)
appuram
3. Aa'samy (naamathaan pa..)

Paathingal Nightingale

There is weapon in (Saw'me) also...

Surya
29th November 2004, 04:50 AM
Querida,
There are a bunch.
1. Lakshmi
2. Saraswati
3. Brahma
4. Yoga Anjeneyar,
5. Yoga Narasimmar.

and a bunch more. :D

nightingale
29th November 2004, 06:44 AM
adhai vidu surya..kadi joke solungo

Querida
29th November 2004, 10:47 AM
:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

Surya
30th November 2004, 12:18 AM
:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx davie just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

Davie????

Anywayz,

A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?



Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga.

Surya
30th November 2004, 12:22 AM
Q: Mahathma Gandhijikkum, Kunnakudi Vaidyanathanukkum yenna vidyasam?



A: Evar Non-violinist .... Vaidyanathan Violinist.

Querida
30th November 2004, 02:21 AM
:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

what did i say davie??? opps my most humble apologies to the one and only Surya! :oops: :wink: ....Im glad that my answer was on your list....

Surya
30th November 2004, 02:34 AM
:lol: @ Querida

Here's another.

What is the word in english with one 'g' and four 't's?






Answer: Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T). :lol:

xlntbarani
30th November 2004, 03:20 AM
Originality(Oru-G;Naalu-T).


ayoa....ayoa....

Surya
30th November 2004, 03:23 AM
Another,

Q : Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?







A : Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar.

Surya
30th November 2004, 03:24 AM
South Africa la Irumbal vandha enna pannuvange?



Irrumbuvange.

Reena
30th November 2004, 04:45 AM
I'm bleeding from my neck as we speak! :)

davie
30th November 2004, 07:11 AM
:lol: @ xlntb ...for sawmi :P
and thanx surya just glad to see my answer(brahma) on your list....but as nightingale sang :wink: ...let's have another kadi joke please? :D

what did i say davie??? opps my most humble apologies to the one and only Surya! :oops: :wink: ....Im glad that my answer was on your list....

:lol:

Querida
30th November 2004, 10:00 AM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D @ Surya....surely you have a g and 4 t's as well

Surya
2nd December 2004, 09:16 AM
One more.

2 Men are watching a documentary.

Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?

Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.

:x

Later. 8)

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 10:08 PM
wife: eppo paarthaalum ennoda hubnd sirichukite irrukaar dr
dr: neenga enn paarkureenga?

ts
2nd December 2004, 10:09 PM
Read this somewhere.....

If only Adam and Eve were Chinese, we all would have been in Heaven Why?

ts
2nd December 2004, 10:10 PM
'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 10:11 PM
kadavule! :lol:

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 10:13 PM
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 10:14 PM
his lips are moving

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 10:17 PM
plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there we're survivors. ..explain how?

Querida
2nd December 2004, 11:23 PM
'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

ayyo! :lol: :lol: :D

Querida
2nd December 2004, 11:24 PM
One more.

2 Men are watching a documentary.

Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?

Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.

:x

Later. 8)

awwwww Surya...that one was cringingly funny! :D

Querida
2nd December 2004, 11:26 PM
plane crashed and every single person on board this flight was killed, yet...there we're survivors. ..explain how?

hmmm they died after the flight crashed....ok ok i admit i have no clue..please tell :D

nightingale
2nd December 2004, 11:27 PM
There were married people, only "single" people died

Querida
2nd December 2004, 11:28 PM
his lips are moving

:lol: hmmm hope you didn't offend anyone...cause i once got caught telling a shrink joke to a psychiatrist... :D

Surya
3rd December 2004, 08:55 AM
There were married people, only "single" people died

I'm gonna bleed to death! :lol: But I guess that I'm causing some bleeding to here. :D


hmmm hope you didn't offend anyone...cause i once got caught telling a shrink joke to a psychiatrist...

WOW! :lol: :lol: What did he do?

hehehewalrus
3rd December 2004, 09:12 AM
'coz They would have eaten the snake and not the apple :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Surya,
_()_
:lol: :lol:

Surya
3rd December 2004, 09:23 AM
Uncle Walrus,
:? :? :?

Anywayz, another.

Oru Heart Specialist Nursing Homukku Eppadi Poavaru?





Bypass Route Vazhiya.
Ragards.
8)

hehehewalrus
3rd December 2004, 09:38 AM
surya
kai eduthu kumbitten :lol:

Surya
3rd December 2004, 10:39 AM
Oh yeah, good one, Uncle! :? :?
:roll:
...Anywayz,
What happens to Veeramani if he gets wet?




Answer:
V-Eera- Mani

Querida
3rd December 2004, 09:57 PM
well he was my uncle and he was driving us to an amusement park...he kinda slowed the car down when he heard the punch line...he did think the joke was funny....then he asked me what i would want to be when i grew up...i said at that time a quack...he laughed harder and said well i may be a shrink but a quack is worse! :lol: :D

Querida
3rd December 2004, 09:58 PM
Oru Heart Specialist Nursing Homukku Eppadi Poavaru?


Bypass Route Vazhiya.
Ragards.
8)

8) very nice 8)

Surya
4th December 2004, 12:39 AM
Thanks. :D

Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?







ANS: Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.

Not one of my favorites though. :x

Surya
4th December 2004, 06:51 AM
How do Flies communicate? :)





EEE-mail.

Is this better than the Bero joke? :D

Querida
4th December 2004, 09:30 AM
Yep yep :D

Surya
4th December 2004, 11:35 AM
:lol:
Intha kadi pothuma?
Innum Konjam Venuma?
Intha Kadi pothuma, innum onjam venuma? :)

Querida
4th December 2004, 11:39 AM
:lol:
Intha kadi pothuma?
Innum Konjam Venuma?
Intha Kadi pothuma, innum onjam venuma? :)

:lol: :lol: :D @ Surya

Surya
4th December 2004, 11:42 AM
Ithukumela Kadikka mudiyuma nu yennake theriyathu. I'm going to go through my books to find my Kadi Joke book tonight. :)

nightingale
6th December 2004, 05:14 AM
what is the laziest mountain in the world?

nightingale
6th December 2004, 05:16 AM
why does a traffic light turn red?????



teacher: how come you do not comb your hair?
student: no comb, sir.
teacher: Use your dad's then.
student: no hair, sir

nightingale
6th December 2004, 05:19 AM
why are giraffes necks so long?

Querida
6th December 2004, 05:24 AM
why? why? why? @ Nightingale?

Nurse: what happened to the patient who swallowed those pennies?
Doctor: No change.
ok i admit that one sucked...but still :D

hehehewalrus
6th December 2004, 06:27 AM
why are giraffes necks so long?

their feet smell terrible :lol:

nightingale
6th December 2004, 06:28 AM
why are giraffes necks so long?
so it will reach it's head

nightingale
6th December 2004, 06:30 AM
what is the laziest mountain in the world?
mount ever - rest !!!

nightingale
6th December 2004, 06:31 AM
[quote="nightingale"]why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

nightingale
6th December 2004, 08:55 AM
What did the policeman say to his tummy ?

Surya
6th December 2004, 10:51 AM
[quote=nightingale]why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

good one. :lol:

nightingale
6th December 2004, 10:40 PM
What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
You're under 'a Vest' !

nightingale
6th December 2004, 10:58 PM
shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

Querida
7th December 2004, 01:48 AM
shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

:lol: a cracked dozen for me too please :lol:

nightingale
7th December 2004, 04:54 AM
go to farmers market in newmarket Querida..jst kidin

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Querida
7th December 2004, 07:33 AM
go to farmers market in newmarket Querida..jst kidin

hmmm wish i could but heard the chickens were to frozen to lay any eggs... :D

nightingale
7th December 2004, 08:00 AM
noo these are rooster eggs :lol:

Querida
7th December 2004, 08:38 AM
:lol: @ Nightingale
on the topic of chickens...

why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!

why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide!

why did the turkey cross the road?
to prove he wasn't chicken!

why did the duck cross the road?
because the chicken was on vacation!

hehehewalrus
7th December 2004, 09:02 AM
hey querida how many hours a day do you spend here? :lol: :lol:

Querida
7th December 2004, 09:05 AM
frankly what's it to you?
But if you must know
i spend time between writing assignments
i think it is more constructive than say playing games or being on messenger....i take breaks in between writing and studying here :D
why does it bother you in anyway?

hehehewalrus
7th December 2004, 09:11 AM
why r u getting pissed off now? :evil:

Querida
7th December 2004, 09:15 AM
aww how could i ever get angry at your smiling avatar :D ..sorry if you think im being defensive....but i understand what you must think when seeing me replying to almost all the posts i can....anyways just think of it as what you can say concisely i can only say in many posts :D

Surya
9th December 2004, 11:15 AM
In Deserts, why do people glue things outside their houses??




Answer, Because ange than Otta-Gum Irrukku.


Regards. 8)

Surya
9th December 2004, 11:24 AM
Here's an ancient one.

Bus'sa pinnale thallina enna aagum?




Pin Valaiyum. :)

Querida
9th December 2004, 12:42 PM
Surya you have surely made a nice comeback...i really enjoyed your jokes...i too have spent most of my life in north america...i too have heard my share of sick jokes i admit..but there were actually funny ya....anyways thanx for these... :D

Surya
9th December 2004, 10:01 PM
Thanks, :D
I'll post more later when I have time.

Regards. 8)

nightingale
10th December 2004, 03:30 AM
How do you make holy water?

nightingale
10th December 2004, 03:31 AM
Why don't ghosts have babies?

nightingale
10th December 2004, 03:32 AM
Who is the best at adding numbers in hot weather?

muralee
10th December 2004, 08:37 AM
Seepukum Vazhaipazha tholukkum oru ottrumai. Adhu enna?

Theriyadha?

Seepu Thalaiyai VARUM, Vazhaipazha tholu kaalai VARUM

muralee
10th December 2004, 08:41 AM
Mudhal naal Rajini padathuku pona Theatrela puzhukkamae irrukadhu. Adhu yen?

Annikuku niraiya visiringa varuvangalae.

muralee
10th December 2004, 08:46 AM
Mahabharathilae utkarundhu kondae irrundhavar yaar?

Kundhi Devi

Querida
11th December 2004, 06:21 AM
awaiting your sing-song replies Nightingale :wink: :D

Surya
11th December 2004, 09:29 AM
A cow suddenly started biting a door, Why? :?





Yenna doorla, Pull nu ezhithirunthuthe.

Querida
12th December 2004, 10:39 AM
:lol: good one Surya...nice avatar as well....is that his look from kakke kakke?

Surya
12th December 2004, 11:21 AM
Thanks. :)
Yeah! Anbuselvan IPS! 8)

Surya
16th December 2004, 01:14 AM
Here's one after a while, but you will have to know some basics of Hinduism.

Where did Shree Ram and Seetha go for their 'Thalai Deepavali'? (first deepavali as a married couple)

Querida
16th December 2004, 05:40 AM
hey Surya how fair is that ya? Where's the answer? :?
come on the bite has to be quick to be effective :D 8)

Surya
16th December 2004, 07:30 AM
The answer is......(drumroll please)......





They didn't, Deepavali came about because Lord Krishna slays Naragasuran. And Krishna avatar is after Ram.


(Ram avatar-Thretha Yugam. Krishna Avatar- Dwapara Yugam)

Not much of a Kadi though.

Hyderabadi
16th December 2004, 10:02 AM
Nai ( Dog ) vaal arunda enge poogum ?




RE-TAIL shopikku...

Querida
17th December 2004, 02:56 AM
:lol: @ Hyderabadi...

hey Surya i never thought of it like that..better than a kadi cause it makes your really think... :D

Surya
17th December 2004, 05:18 AM
Good one hydrabadi!

yeah Q, That was more of a history question.

Here are a few questions regarding math.

What do you call an angle which is adorable?



Acute Angle.

Man! This is a crisis, I'm running out of good jokes! :(

Hyderabadi
17th December 2004, 11:08 AM
What will poeple do in a desert to stick postage stamps?














Nothing ... B'cos they have OTTAGUMs ( Camel) there