One-Liner Tale

**coltsith** · 8th March 2005, 07:03 AM

When suddenly a ninja burst through the bathroom window and...
Wait a minute...

And Colt and Surya - you are absolutely forbidden from making this into another blood bath, no matter how much Querida encourages you...

WHAT?!

*sigh*...

"there had been days when she had been pretty- yes, with a string of young men, trying to win her attention."
But today was not one of those days. The mornings after it happened were not kind to her. The mornings after she became a MAN EATING WEREWOLF were hard on her body. She'd better rest.

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**Badri** · 8th March 2005, 07:10 AM

MAN EATING WEREWOLF

<heaves a big sigh>

Just can't cure some people!!! Oh well, if you can't beat them, I guess the only thing left for me to do is to join 'em!!! So here goes

As she lay on the bed, she suddenly recollected the strange smell that had assaulted her nostrils as she had hunted. Her senses, she knew were sharp when she became a wolf, but this smell persisted even now, after she had become a woman again. Was it..could it be...another werewolf she had smelt?

**Surya** · 8th March 2005, 07:14 AM

She jumped out of her bed. Someone, or something was in her house. Who could it be? She thought of Peter. Peter, her boy...well her ex now. This was the only time she desperatly wished he was here.

Aww....C-man fell off of the wagon.

**Querida** · 8th March 2005, 07:48 AM

ugh! where was this going? a werewolf...hah! Wish my life was that interesting. She sighed and lay her pen down. This autobiography isn't going nowhere...all she could think of was having to face Peter again... Next?

You know Badri more and more im convinced i'll have to call you my big brother...always schooling me

really i was encouraging them??? (innocent look) :P hmm question what's that thing beside Obelix in your avatar?

**Surya** · 8th March 2005, 07:55 AM

Peter and her had a natier breakup than she had imagined. They were barly friends anymore. Friends. When do exs ever become friends.

Am I thinking too hard, or is this going to be a....romantic, vanilla coated love-story type?

Yeah Badri, I wanted to ask u that too. What is that thing?

**Badri** · 8th March 2005, 07:58 AM

Yeah Badri, I wanted to ask u that too. What is that thing?

hmm question what's that thing beside Obelix in your avatar?

Did you creatures really grow up without ever reading Asterix comics?? I am shocked, you hear me, shocked!!

And a good part of your growing up you've missed too!

That thing as you allude to it, is cute little Dogmatix, Obelix's beloved pet dog.

**Badri** · 8th March 2005, 08:01 AM

Am I thinking too hard, or is this going to be a....romantic, vanilla coated love-story type?

Well, what do you expect, when you bring in her ex and make her into a goddamm werewolf??????

Here I was, thinking of this old woman, looking into the mirror, thinking back of the days when she ruled the roost, as the famous Aishwarya Rai...now all withered and wizened, a fragile thing that hobbles along in the afternoons, with nothing purposeful to do...guess I better stop or Niro will kill me, I am sure...

**Surya** · 8th March 2005, 08:02 AM

Well,
I'm not a big fan of azteks, but C-Man and I were, and still are huge fans of TINTIN.

**coltsith** · 8th March 2005, 09:06 AM

Tintin rules but Asterix isn't far behind. Poor Cacofonix.

--All thoughts of Peter vanished when she heard a door close downstairs. She tried sucking in air to breathe but couldn't. Her hand slowly moved under her pillow and when it came out again she held a .357 magnum in it. Whoever was coming up the stairs was in for the surprise of a lifetime...

**Badri** · 8th March 2005, 09:14 AM

Querida et al,

I think the rest of us can sit back and watch (?) another massacre about to begin. Colt has brought out his colt...er his .357 magnum...

give it a break, will ya, Colt???