Quotes about cricket

[P_R]

Illai anga sledging pathi pEsittirundhOm adhu dhaan.

[19thmay]

Ok Prabhu Snake gourd-ku prechanai illana maathidunga!

[Plum]

Doosra is the other man in a woman's life. Doosri is the other woman. Hence, the doosra is unethical, illegal and unacceptable

[Thirumaran]

Collection of famous quotes by Navjot Singh Sidhu


Got in mail.. Many would have come across. Still there may be some we had missed. :P


1. That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
2. There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but it's that of an incoming train which will run them over.
3. Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.
4. This quote was made after Ganguly called Dravid for a run and midway sent him back and Dravid was run out in the third test against the West Indies at Barbados. "Ganguly has thrown a drowning man both ends of the rope."
5. Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taximeter.
6. Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
7. Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
8. He is like Indian three-wheeler, which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
9. The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world, which does not have wings!
10. As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
11. The ball whizzes past like a bumble -bee and the Indians are in the sea.
12. The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin a haystack.
13. The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
14. Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child is in a topless bar!
15. The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala one falls and everything else falls!
16. Indian team without Sachin is like giving Kiss without a Squeeze.
17. You cannot make Omelets without breaking the eggs.
18. Deep Dasgupta is not a Wicket Keeper, he is a goalkeeper. He must be
given a free transfer to Manchester United.
19. He will fight a rattlesnake and give it the first two bites too.
20. One, who doesn't throw the dice, can never expect to score a six.
21. This quote was made after Eddie Nichols, the third umpire, ruled Shivnarine Chanderpaul 'NOT OUT' in the second test at Port of Spain T&T "Eddie Nichols is a man who cannot find his own buttocks with his two hands."
22. Anybody can pilot a ship when the sea is calm.
23. Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.
24. You got to choose between tightening your belt or losing your pants.
25. The cat with gloves catches no mice.
26. Age has been perfect fire extinguisher for flaming youth.
27. You may have a heart of gold, but so does a hard-boiled egg.
28. He is like a one-legged man in a bum kicking competition.
29. The third umpires should be changed as often as nappies and for the same reason.
30. Kumble's bowling at the moment is flat as a Dosa

[jinju]

thanks TM, sidhu's goofups can also be well documented i think. sometime back, when boycs n siddhu were part of espn, siddhu in his usual overenthusiastic way quipped "that shot was like butter through knife" n boycs jumped in "sherry, i think u meant like knife through butter!"

[Plum]

thanks TM, sidhu's goofups can also be well documented i think. sometime back, when boycs n siddhu were part of espn, siddhu in his usual overenthusiastic way quipped "that shot was like butter through knife" n boycs jumped in "sherry, i think u meant like knife through butter!"

Vijayakumar nAttAmai: sEla muLLula vizhundhAlum, muLLu sElaiyila vizhundhAlum, sEdhAram nammada sElaikku dhAnunga ammaNi.

[jinju]

thanks TM, sidhu's goofups can also be well documented i think. sometime back, when boycs n siddhu were part of espn, siddhu in his usual overenthusiastic way quipped "that shot was like butter through knife" n boycs jumped in "sherry, i think u meant like knife through butter!"

Vijayakumar nAttAmai: sEla muLLula vizhundhAlum, muLLu sElaiyila vizhundhAlum, sEdhAram nammada sElaikku dhAnunga ammaNi.

can be mentioned as, Siddhu in the way of samaalification told:

[ajithfederer]

Found a sledging quote; Don't know where to post

Healy & Atherton
Michael Atherton, on his first Tour to Australia was adjudged not out on a caught behind appeal.
At the end of the over Ian Healey walked by and announced "You're a f*@$%#* cheat".
Athers replied very politely "When in Rome dear boy.......".

[P_R]

Merv Hughes once said most of Atherton's repartees are so clever that they are lost on those he is engaging with.

[ajithfederer]

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