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1st February 2005, 03:23 PM
#21
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Originally Posted by
pavalamani pragasam
A chemical treatise on woman:
Chemical symbol: Wo
Atomic weight: Approximately 120
Found: Where man is present
Physical properties: Can never boil, but may freeze at any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well. Very active. Possesses an affinity for gold, silver and precious metals. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great quantities of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed beside a better looking specimen. Ages rapidly.
Uses: Highly ornamental. Catalyses disintegration of wealth. Most powerful income-reducing agent known.
Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.
PP,
but they are not violent they are furies when left alone. And they are brilliant at giving you a knife if you ask for a fork - the worst case for me.
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1st February 2005 03:23 PM
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2nd February 2005, 07:45 AM
#22
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[quote="Bad Boy"]
Originally Posted by
blahblah
Originally Posted by
RR
>* Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
Nothing new.It is the same with all species.
Some not only bite, even worse: They kill you and eat you up: black widow - Latrodectus mactans.
Well, did you know that there is a suspission regarding shakespear? It is said that he is not the author of his books but his employer's wife?
hmmm have you missed the praying mantis?
anyways yes there is that suspicion about Shak. cause many of his plays were actually written down after he died by his fellow actors and editors...such as the witch scene in Macbeth (boil,boil,toil and trouble) was actually put in by his editor Thomas Middleton after Shak's death from Middleton's unpopular play "the witch' where he included many of the prayers done at black masses at the time...
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9th February 2005, 11:58 AM
#23
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Chess was invented in India.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus are studies which originated in India.
The' place value system' and the 'decimal system' were developed in 100 BC in India.
India has the most post offices in the world !
The largest employer in the world is the Indian railway system, employing over a million people !.
The value of "pi" was first calculated by the Indian Mathematician Budhayana, and he explained the concept of what is known as the Pythagorean Theorem. He discovered this in the 6th century, which was long before the European mathematicians.
Proud to be Indian
Your attitude determines your altitude!
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14th February 2005, 07:44 AM
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The human body is a spectacular, awesome, complex organization of trillions of cells arranged in various combinations to form different kinds of tissue like bone, blood and muscle. An organization which with almost no help from us, silently, efficiently and ceaselessly looks after itself from the moment we are born.
For example, every 15-40 days, it replaces the outermost layer of skin -all of 68 meters of it. Thousands of wounds and sores heal themselves and billions of bacteria- every square inch of our body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it- live on and inside us, mostly harmlessly because of the body’s magnificent, tireless 24*7 immune system.
Eager to watch the trends of the world & to nurture in the youth who carry the future world on their shoulders a right sense of values.
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14th February 2005, 10:56 PM
#25
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Originally Posted by
pavalamani pragasam
The human body is a spectacular, awesome, complex organization of trillions of cells arranged in various combinations to form different kinds of tissue like bone, blood and muscle. An organization which with almost no help from us, silently, efficiently and ceaselessly looks after itself from the moment we are born.
For example, every 15-40 days, it replaces the outermost layer of skin -all of 68 meters of it. Thousands of wounds and sores heal themselves and billions of bacteria- every square inch of our body has an average of 32 million bacteria on it- live on and inside us, mostly harmlessly because of the body’s magnificent, tireless 24*7 immune system.
and what is more Spectacular than the Ultimate truth(GOD) who has created all of this?
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14th February 2005, 10:59 PM
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15th February 2005, 08:22 AM
#27
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Madam PP, I happened to find a chem treatise on man.8)
New Element: MAN
Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: 180+/-100
Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature but gets bent out of shape. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young fresh samples.
Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get. Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid), for prolonged period of time. Pretty basic. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
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15th February 2005, 08:42 AM
#28
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Sigh... Yin and Yang....
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wm
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Accepted as 53.8kg (but known to vary between 40kg and 200kg)
OCCURANCE: Copious quantities in all urban areas
HALF-LIFE: Deteriorates after about 25 years, sometimes rapidly losing shape and lustre
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
Surface is usually covered with a painted film
Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason
Melts if given special treatment
Bitter if used incorrectly
Found in various states ranging from virgin metal to common ore
Warms to pressure applied to correct points
REACTIVE PROPERTIES*
Has a great affinity for gold, silver, and a range of precious stones
Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances
Can explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no known reason
Stable in liquids, but activity greatly increases with saturation in alcohol
The most powerful money reducing agent known to man
USES*
Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars
May be a great aid in relaxation
Can be an effective cleaning agent
COLOUR*
Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state
Turns green when placed beside a better specimen
HANDLING*
Highly dangerous except when in experienced hands
Illegal to posses more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as the specimens do not come into contact with each other
Never argue with a fool or he will drag you down to his level and beat you at it through sheer experience!
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15th February 2005, 03:23 PM
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15th February 2005, 04:23 PM
#30
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Originally Posted by
a.ratchasi
Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.
NOV,
Your 'joke' is a repeat here at the hub. Please find something new :P
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