A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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Shakthi: How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
Vapuchi: Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

Shakthi: If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how
long would it take four men to build it?
Vapuchi: No time at all it is already built.

Shakthi: If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand
and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Vapuchi: Very large hands.

Shakthi: How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
Vapuchi: It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

Shakthi: How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Vapuchi: He sleeps at night.

Shakthi: If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Vapuchi: Wet.