Tricky questions /riddles

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Shyamal
"I know Fridge wouldn't mind with it cos she has a beautiful,pure,white,sincere,pretty(hmm..what else?),strong,kind heart!

Oh thank you thank, so much, You bring tears to my eyes. You are very nice person, your family should be so proud.

Miss lanka
A stamp on the mail.

Which is faster Hot or Cold?

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Heat is faster. This is scientifically proven as when temparature rises, when one is heating water, the range of the temparature rise cannot be established by conventional methods and needs a special and specific decoder contributing to the immense confusion in the sudden changes in the heat evaporation caused by the sudden increase in the temparature in the surrounding areas and the variance between the vicinity of the heated area and that of its surrounding further contributes to the difficulty in establishing the quick rise in the temparature of the water mentioned earlier.
Besides, you can catch cold but not heat.

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Based on the above principle, since cold is slower, does it mean that fridge is easily available? Hehehehehe.

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Fridge,
"Oh thank you thank, so much, You bring tears to my eyes. You are very nice person, your family should be so proud."

hehehe..hmm..hahaha..hshhhs...Oh God! I'm speechless.

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Thoparudaa, innoruthen line poduraan!

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Dr O podu

Thank you for the physics lesson, yes hot is faster cos you can catch a cold.

I am not easily available because i am so frozen i do not move at all, except when skanthavelu makes me run down the street in the jokes thread.

Kallukadai kashtamar
When I you opening a tamil folk songs section?

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This one is easy

It has keys that open no doors, space but no room and you can enter but cannot go in?

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what is it, above riddle?

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Your riddle sounds like some thing 50% of the world's population has, but it is too unparliamentary for me to mention here and so I shall leave the wandering minds to wonder. It is also fascinating what the mind can think when given a small dosage of something which was not even ambiguous in the beginning, but which the mind explores trying to find something sisnister in it, and yelps with joy when it can ssociate with something basic to human instincts. But then I digress.

Could it be my computer keyboard or even a typewriter that Fridge's grandparents with anklets used ages ago when back in old India?

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Beware of Skanthavelu, he who wants to spreadeagle someone in the middle of the desert.