SMS Mokkaikal

[Miss Kavya]

Here are some Mokkai SMS jokes for your enjoyment. Please share the ones you know and let us have some fun!


January 14'kkum Februavary 14'kkum yenna vidyasam?

Oru ponnu Pongal kodutha adhu Jan-14

Adhey ponnu HALWA kodutha, adhu Feb-14

[Miss Kavya]

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Swamiji ulagam en ipdi suthudhu…?

Swamiji:

oru quarter thanni adichaa manushanae suthum boadhu,
3 quarter thanni irukura ulagam en sutha koodadhu?

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[Miss Kavya]

In interview:

Manager : Do you know JAVA?

Candidate : This is called protocal mismatch. First "JA" - hindi, meaning is "GO", Second "VA" - Tamil, meaning "COME". These two actions are different can not be implemented simultaneously.

Manager: Good. You know so much in computer. you are appointed.. Best of luck and looking ahead to work with you.

[MumbaiRamki]

First joke is spot on !