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Just look at the great person’s (Purushottam Abuj) comment in xxxx and the funny replies the ppl have sent on his great idea J.This blog was on the article where 2 scientists have invented a plane that will run on solar energy…they claim it will work in night as well
Suggestion
by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 01:38 PM | Hide replies
Actually Government should use the geographical advantage of we being on the opposite side of USA.
We should dig a through hole from the center earth which will connect India and USA, so we can put wire through it.
So in India's day time sun light and solar energy can be given to USA and they can give us the same in their day time.
Also we can fit an train through it so that we dont have to use planes for travelling.
Similarly Finland and New Zealand can be connected using a vertical angular hole.
The best part is if we drop something from Finland it will automatically come down to New Zealand due to gravity, so lot of energy
can be saved which we lose in transportation and travelling.
This saved energy can then be stored in everyday pencil cells and can be sold at Rs 14 each. This additional revenue can then be
used to educate the people and the children of farmers so that they will have earning sons and they will not sucide.
Re: Suggestion
by SUNDEEB NAIR on Jun 30, 2009 01:50 PM
Brilliantest idea ever spelt. But when digging hole from India to US, we should take care when digging at the end, otherwise the excavators & engineers, laborers etc. will fall out of the earth into space.
I differ reg. pricing pencil cells at Rs.14/-, due to inflation, drought the price should be raised to like 14.50
Re: Suggestion
by venky iyer on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM
mr purshottam ur definately a mahapurush,i must recommend you to padma bhushan nd vidya bhushan awards for u
Re: Suggestion
by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:46 PM
Making hole in earth is not a good idea. We can just break sun into 4-5 parts and fit one part above India, one above US, one above Finlad and one above New Zealand.
Re: Re: Suggestion
by Rajnish Singh on Jun 30, 2009 01:48 PM
Sanjoy, I have already nominated him for Noble prize. Please don't forget to watch India TV tonight ;-)
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by manoj lakhanpal on Jun 30, 2009 01:57 PM
This is realy a grt idea guys.. one more thing we are missing.. How Bhart Ratan Purush (Honai wallai) can forget to utilize MOON.. We need to workout to utilize moon light in night rather than digging our motherland....
Re: Re: Re: Suggestion
by Purushottam Abuj on Jun 30, 2009 02:01 PM
Yes I agree as Moon glows in the night it means surely it is having some sort of energy,
My suggestion is Next time when we launch chandrayan, connect some wire to its end and then send to earth. So the energy can directly reach from Moon to Sriharikotta.
By the way, dont forget to another wire for Earthing, becoz I am not sure if Moonthing works
Re: Suggestion
by Gaurav Kaul on Jun 30, 2009 01:55 PM
thank god you posted this here and not on a foreign website.otherwise all indians would be branded mental patients ....
Re: Suggestion
by Ungli on Jun 30, 2009 01:52 PM
what an idea sirji,:)
Re: Suggestion
by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 01:59 PM
and what if all the kids playing the hole fall into it? Like it does happen everywhere around these days..
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by chin chu on Jun 30, 2009 02:08 PM
and dont forget the garib janta who goes out every morning with LOTA PANI to do the daily pooing stuff..what if somebody does it in the hole? US will get a taste of India..
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old one for a new laugh
A Bihari was working in Mumbai & did not meet his wife for four (4)
years while his wife was in Patna .
At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in
office stating that his wife had delivered a son.
His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this 'Happy
event' happened when he had not seen his wife for four years...
The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the
wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.
The colleagues asked him, 'What name will you give to the son?'
The man explained, 'If it is the first neighbour that had taken care,
the name would be 'PRATHAM ';
If its the second neighbour,then it would be ' DWIVEDI';
If it is the third neighbour then it would be ' TRIVEDI ',
If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be 'CHATURVEDI ';
If its the fifth neighbour then it would be ' PANDEY'...
After listening to this, questions followed.
What if it is a mixture of neighbours ?
'Then the boy would be named 'MISHRA '...
And what if the wife is too shy to tell the name of the neighbour?
Then it would be ' SHARMA'...
But what if she refuses to divulge the name of the neighbour?
Then the name of the child would be ' GUPTA '...
If she does not remember the name then?
'It is YAAD-AV '
But who knows whether the child resulted from a rape?
Then it will be named ' DOSHI'...
Finally, if the child happened because of wife's burning desire?
Then he will be named ' JOSHI '...
And if the whole country had made efforts for the happy arrival?....
' DESHPANDEY.'
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Ram is not too sure, nevertheless goes over to the palace to meet Ravana. What does Ravana say?
-- Entha vaayaala mannippu keppen?
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Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So, what is the problem? We all use our work telephones.
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Universal law of Love:
Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer from one girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money.
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A gang of robbers broke into a lawyers club by mistake. The old legal lions gave them a fight for their life and their money. The gang of robbers was very happy to escape.
"It was not so bad" one crook noted. We made $25 in there.
The boss screamed: "I warned you to stay clear of lawyers! We had $100 when we broke in!"
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Sardar: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Sardar: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Sardar: Bcoz it is Black & White
