Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : oh your car starts with tea, but my car starts with petrol
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with “T”.
Sardar : oh your car starts with tea, but my car starts with petrol
திருமண வா*ழ்*க்கை*யி*ன் ரக*சிய*ம்!
திருமண வா*ழ்*க்கையை எ*ந்த *பிர*ச்*சினை*யு*ம் இ*ல்லாம*ல் வா*ழ்*ந்த ஜோடிக*ள் த*ங்களது 25வது *திருமண நாளை*க் கொ*ண்டாடினா*ர்க*ள்.
ஊரையே*க் கூ*ட்டி *விரு*ந்து வை*த்து த*ங்களது *திருமண நாளை*க் கொ*ண்டாடிய த*ம்ப*தி*யினரை*ப் ப*ற்*றி அ*றி*ந்த அ*ந்த ஊ*ர் செ*ய்*தியாள*ர் ஒருவ*ர், அவ*ர்களை*ப் பே*ட்டி*க் க*ண்டு ப*த்*தி*ரி*க்கை*யி*ல் *பிரசு*ரி*க்க *விரு*ம்*பினா*ர்.
நேராக அ*ந்த த*ம்ப*திக*ளிட*ம் செ*ன்று, 25ஆ*ம் *திருமண நாளை* ஒ*ற்றுமையாக*க் கொ*ண்டாடுவது எ*ன்பது பெ*ரிய *விஷய*ம். இது உ*ங்களா*ல் எ*ப்படி முடி*ந்தது. உ*ங்களது *திருமண வா*ழ்**வி*ன் வெ*ற்*றி ரக*சிய*ம் எ*ன்ன எ*ன்று கே*ட்டா*ர்.
இ*ந்த கே*ள்*வியை கே*ட்டது*ம், அ*ந்த கணவ*ரு*க்கு தனது பழைய தே*னிலவு *நிக*ழ்*ச்*சிக*ள் *நினைவு*க்கு வ*ந்தது.
"நா*ங்க*ள் *திருமண*ம் முடி*ந்தது*ம் தே*னிலவு*க்காக *ஷ*ி*ம்லா செ**ன்றோ*ம். அ*ங்கு எ*ங்களது பயண*ம் *சிற*ப்பாக அமை*ந்தது. அ*ப்பகு*தியை சு*ற்*றி*ப் பா*ர்*க்க நா*ங்க*ள் கு*திரை ஏ*ற்ற*ம் செ*ல்வது எ*ன்று *தீ*ர்மா*னி*த்தோ*ம்.
அத*ற்காக இர*ண்டு கு*திரைகளை*த் தே*ர்*ந்தெடு*த்து, இருவரு*ம் ஒ*வ்வொரு கு**திரை*யி*ல் ஏ*றி*க் கொ*ண்டோ*ம். எ*னது கு*திரை *மிகவு*ம் அமை*தியாக செ*ன்று கொ*ண்டிரு*ந்தது. ஆனா*ல் எ*ன் மனை*வி செ*ன்ற கு*திரை *மிகவு*ம் குறு*ம்பு*த்தனமானதாக இரு*ந்தது. *திடீரென ஒரு து*ள்ள*லி*ல் எ*ன் மன*ை*வியை *அது கீழே*த் த*ள்*ளியது.
அவ*ள் **கீழே இரு*ந்து எழு*ந்து சுதா*ரி*த்து*க் கொ*ண்டு அ*ந்த கு*திரை*யி*ன் *மீது *மீ*ண்டு*ம் ஏ*றி அம*ர்*ந்து கொ*ண்டு, "இதுதா*ன் உன*க்கு முத*ல் முறை" எ*ன்று அமை*தியாக*க் கூ*றினா*ள்.
*சி*றிது தூர*ம் செ*ன்றது*ம் *மீ*ண்டு*ம் அ*ந்த கு*திரை அ*வ்வாறே செ*ய்தது. அ*ப்போது*ம் எ*ன் மனை*வி *மிக அமை*தியாக எழு*ந்து கு*திரை*யி*ன் *மீது அம*ர்*ந்து கொ*ண்டு "இதுதா*ன் உன*க்கு இர*ண்டா*ம் முறை" எ*ன்று கூ*றியவாறு பய*ணி*க்க*த் தொட*ங்*கினா*ள்.
மூ*ன்றா*ம் முறையு*ம் கு*திரை அ*வ்வாறு செ*ய்தது*ம், அவ*ள் வேகமாக அவளது கை*த்து*ப்பா*க்*கியை எடு*த்து அ*ந்த கு*திரையை சு*ட்டு*க் கொ*ன்று*வி*ட்டா*ள்!!!
இதை*க் க*ண்டு அ*தி*ர்*ச்*சி அடை*ந்த என*க்கு *மிகவு**ம் கோப*ம் வ*ந்து*வி*ட்டது. நா*ன் அவளை *தி*ட்டினே*ன். "ஏ*ன் இ*ப்படி செ*ய்தா*ய்? *நீ எ*ன்ன மு*ட்டாளா? ஒரு *வில*ங்கை*க் கொ*ன்று*வி*ட்டாயே? அ*றி*வி*ல்லையா?" எ*ன்று கே*ட்டே*ன்.
அவ*ள் *மிகவு*ம் அமையாக எ*ன்னை*ப் பா*ர்*த்து, "இதுதா*ன் உ*ங்களு*க்கு முத*ல் முறை" எ*ன்றா*ள்.
அ*வ்வளவுதா*ன். அத*ன்*பிறகு எ*ங்களது வா*ழ்*க்கை *மிகவு*ம் அமை*தியாக செ*ன்று கொ*ண்டிரு*க்*கிறது எ*ன்றா*ர் கணவ*ர்.
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1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2. THE RULES are subject to change without notice.
3. No Male can possibly know all THE RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE RULES, she must immediately change some or all of THE RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8. The Female can change her mind at any given time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the express, written consent of The Female.
10. The Female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at all times, unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to read the mind of the Female at all times.
14. At all times, what is important is what the Female meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn't abide by THE RULES, it is because he can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. Any attempt to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is right, he must refer to Rule #5
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Productive Salesmanship ...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.
Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer’s civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."
"Very good," said the teacher.
Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny’s turn. The teacher held her breath.
Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher’s desk. "$2,467.00" he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher..."How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, 'Hey, this tastes like s***!'.
Then I would say, 'It IS s***. Wanna buy a toothbrush?'
BLACK ROBBERS (A True Story)
For those who didn't see the episode of David Letterman's(Popular
American Late Night Stand-up Comedian) show where this story was told,
please read this; And remember it's a true story...
On a recent weekend in Atlantic City, a woman won a bucketful of quarters
at a slot machine.
She took a break from the slots for dinner with her husband in the hotel
dining room. But first she wanted to stash the quarters in her room..
'I'll be right back and we'll go to eat' she told her husband and carried
the coin-laden bucket to the elevator.
As she was about to walk into the elevator she noticed two men already
aboard. Both were black. One of them was very tall and had an
intimidating figure. The woman froze. Her first thought was: 'These two
are going to rob me.'
Her next thought was: 'Don't be a bigot, they look like perfectly nice
gentlemen.' But racial stereotypes are powerful, and fear immobilized
her.
Avoiding eye contact, she turned around stiffly and faced the elevator
doors as they closed.
A second passed, and then another second, and then another. Her fear
increased! The elevator didn't move. Panic consumed her.
'My God' she thought, I'm trapped and about to be robbed!
Her heart plummeted. Perspiration poured from every pore...
Then one of the men said, 'Hit the floor.'
Instinct told her to do what they told her.
The bucket of quarters flew upwards as she threw out her arms and
collapsed on the elevator floor. A shower of coins rained down on her.
'Take my money and spare me', she prayed.
More seconds passed. She heard one of the men say politely, 'Ma'am, if
you'll just tell us what floor you're going to, we'll push the button.'
The one who said it had a little trouble getting the words out. He was
trying mightily to hold in a belly laugh. The woman lifted her head and
looked up at the two men. They reached down to help her up.
Confused, she struggled to her feet. 'When I told my friend here to hit
the floor,' said the average sized one, I meant that he should hit the
elevator button for our floor. I didn't mean for you to hit the floor,
ma'am.'
He spoke genially. He bit his lip. It was obvious he was having a hard
time not laughing.
The woman thought: 'My God, what a spectacle I've made of myself.'
She was too humiliated to speak. The three of them gathered up the strewn
quarters and refilled her bucket.
When the elevator arrived at her floor they then insisted on walking her
to her room. She seemed a little unsteady on her feet, and they were
afraid she might not make it down the corridor.
At her door they bid her a good evening.
As she slipped into her room she could hear them roaring with laughter as
they walked back to the elevator.
The woman brushed herself off. She pulled herself together and went
downstairs for dinner with her husband.
The next morning flowers were delivered to her room; a dozen roses.
Attached to EACH rose was a crisp one hundred-dollar bill.
The card said: 'Thanks for the best laugh we've had in years.
It was signed: Eddie Murphy & Michael Jordan.
A recent அரசு பதில் (குமுதம்) :
கேள்வி :
இந்தி நடிகை ராக்கி சாவந்த்தின் சுயம்வரத்துக்கு நீங்கள் ஏன் போகவில்லை?
பதில் :
ராக்கிக்கு வயது முப்பதை கடந்துவிட்டது என்றார்கள், அதனால் ஒரு மரியாதை நிமித்தமாகப்போகவில்லை :-)
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Originally Posted by app_engine
HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?
Put about 100 bricks in a room with an open window. Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room, and close the door. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours, and then analyze the situation.
If they are counting the bricks.
Put them in the accounts department.
If they are recounting them.
Auditing.
If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks.
Engineering.
If they arrange the bricks in some strange order.
Planning.
If they throw the bricks at each other,
Operations.
If they are sleeping.
Reception.
If they break the bricks into pieces.
Information technology.
If they are sitting idle.
Human resources.
If they say they have tried different combinations, not a brick has been moved.
Sales.
If they have already left for the day.
Marketing.
If they are staring out of the window.
Strategic Planning.
Last but not least.
If they talk to each other, and not a single brick has been moved.
Congratulate them, and put them in top management!!
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess there are some things that the brain cannot handle.
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe this! It is from an orthopaedic surgeon............ This will confuse your mind and you will keep trying over and over again to see i! f you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It is pre-programmed in your brain!
1. While sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so.