1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)
2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)
endum anbudan
manjuvel
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1. oru rishi marathin mel utkarnthu sapittar
-->in one word
Ans:appreciate (up rishi ate)
2.kaal mela kaal potta enna aahum
--> bill erum (read as call mela call potta
telephone bill yerum)
endum anbudan
manjuvel
simron and rambha in a meeting congerence asking question
SIMRAN:RaMBA WHY WE TURN THE THOOSAI?
RAMBA:TO HAVE THE SAME COLOR IN THE BOTH SIDE.
SIMRAN:NO,THAT'S NOT THE REASON WHY WE TURN IT.
RAMBA:SO WHY?
SIMRAN:IF WE DON'T TURN IT,THE THOOSAI DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO TURN ALONE.
One day in Adyar Bus stop...
Raju: Sir! 21E poiducha?
Oruvar: Yov! Pora vara "E"ellam ennrathuthaan enn velaya?
Raju: ...!!!
Oru engineer chennaile L.I.C.Building road
vazhiya romba vegama odi varraru anal L.I.C.
Buildingai parthaudane suddena ninnurraru.
adhu yean?
"avarukku kal valihirukkum"
Adhudhan illay
"appuram edhukku ninnaru?"
Adhu avarudaiya ishtam. Engaye venunnalum nippar.
Triankku ninuthu irrukanga, little distance train vanduduchu Appa.
Goundamani: Dey, adhu enadha trian ankeyei ninudhuchu.
Senthi: adhu onnu ilayney, train tyre panchar aagi irukkum, aadhann
Goundar : addhing, berikka thalaiya
endrum anbudan
manjuvel
We have all learned to live with "voice mail" as a necessary part of
modern life. But have you wondered, what if God decided to install
voice mail?"
Imagine praying and hearing this:
Hi! Thank you for calling GOD.
Please select one of the following options:
Press 1 for Requests
Press 2 for Thanksgiving
Press 3 for Complaints
Press 4 for All Other Inquiries.
Else wait for our Customer Support Executive.
What if God used the familiar excuse... "I'm sorry, all of our
angels are busy helping other sinners right now. However,your prayer is
important to us and will be answered in the order it as received, so please
stay on the line"
Can you imagine getting these kinds of responses as you call God in
Prayer:
If you would like to speak to:
Ganeshji, Press 1.
For Lord Hanuman, Press 2.
For Lord Krishna, Sorry He is on Annual Leave!
For a directory of other God's & Angels, Press 3.
If you would like to hear Narad sing a Bhajan while you are
holding, please press 4.
To find out if a loved one has been assigned To Heaven, Press 5,
enter his or her PAN number, then press the 0 key. If you get a negative
response, try area code 420 for(Hell).
For reservations and bookings in at "My Father's Guest House -
Exclusive 7 Star Hotel }" please enter Your Name , Date of Birth in
mm-dd-yy format followed by 3-1-6.
For answers to nagging questions about PVR Anupams Booking, Future
of Indian Cricket, the age of the earth and where Majnu Ka Tila is,
please wait until you arrive here.
Our computers show that you have already prayed once today.
Please hang up and try again tomorrow.
This office is closed for the weekend to observe a religious
holiday.
Please pray again Monday after 9:30 AM. If you need emergency
assistance when this office is closed, contact your local Priest at your
neighbourhood Temple.
...........THANK GOD, HE DOESN'T HAVE VOICE MAIL AND HE LISTENS
WHENEVER WE PRAY!!!!!
BUS YEAN BUS STOPLEH NIKKUTHU?
YEANNA ATHUKU UKARA THERIYATHEY
HOW IS IT GANESH?
oru hunter oru nall katuku singathe vettai adruthuku pona. avan kitta irunthae 5 vill(arrow)adethukittu pona. ponavanen singathe patu athe villale guri pathu addikuran ana eallame thavidithu. appuram enna vill kaliaiduthu. anthe singathuku villu kali aiduchunu therinichiduthu appo singo avnae thoratha arramibikuthu aven baythulae odda arrambichiduvan. oddi poi oru gudi sailae poi olinchikirran. singo avan ollirudhu patu aven ollinchirundae gudisai kaduvai thatuthu.
ANSWER ena antha gudisaiku calling bell ilae athan kathavi thatuthu
endrum anbudan
manjuvel
oru train railway stationikku pakatile nikkithu.
train driver poi pakkatu kadaile "CLOSE UP" toothpaste vangittu varar. yenn..
enna avarikku "SIGNAL" kidaika liyam
oru bus a pinnale thallamudiyumaa?
mudiyathu
en theriuma pin valanzhupoidume athanaalathan.