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Many people are unaware how much the ability to spell correctly is overrated.
Olny srmat poelpe can raed tihs.
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
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TEACHER ARRESTED IN NEW YORK
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
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A local United Way (charity org) office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.
"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"
The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"
Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."
The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"
The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.
"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"
The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."
On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
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There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her.
Son #1 bought her a 15-room mansion, thinking this would surely be the best that any of them could offer her.
Son #2 bought her a beautiful Mercedes with a chauffeur included, thinking this would surely win her approval.
Son #3 had to do something even better, so he bought her a parrot that he had been training for 15 years to memorize the entire Bible. You could ask the parrot any verse in the Bible, and he could quote it word for word. What a gift that would be.
Well, the old lady went to the first son and said, "Son, the house is just gorgeous, but it's really much too big for me. I only live in one room, and it's too large to clean and take care of. I really don't need the house, but thank you anyway." Then she confronted her second son with, "Son, the car is beautiful. It has everything you could ever want on it, but I don't drive and really don't like the chauffeur, so please return the car."
Next, she went to Son #3 and said, "Son, I just want to thank you for your most thoughtful gift. That chicken was delicious."
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Manager asked Appalasami at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Appalasami replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O- X.
After returning back from a foreign trip, Appalasami asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Appalasami: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?
One tourist from U.. S.A. asked Appalasami:
Any great man born in this village???
Appalasami: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
So Appalasami writes, "Gandhi ji was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanti
When Appalasami was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted the mirror.
Appalasami shouted,
"You are trying to see my wife? Sit behind. I will drive.
Interviewer: just imagine you are on the 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Appalasami: its simple. I will stop my imagination! !!
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Appalasami: My mobile bill how much?
Call centre girl: sir, just dial 123 to know current bill status
Appalasami: Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my MOBILE BILL.
Appalasami: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Appalasami: I told her that I Love her, but she said her chappals are new
Friend: I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Appalasami: Wow!!! That ' s an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher: Which is the oldest animal in world?
Appalasami: ZEBRA
Teacher: How?
Appalasami: Bcoz it is Black & White
Appalasami attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Appalasami: If U give me the address I will go there sir.
Appalasami in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Appalasami: "Ok... Ombay. Ombay"
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This is CLASSIC! :rotfl:
Appalasami: Miss, Did u call my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Appalasami: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- 1 Miss Call".
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Einstein said "Everything is relative."
Karunanidhi says, "Relative is everything."
