Me: I bet you 100 bucks, you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Friend: challenge accepted! A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
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Me: I bet you 100 bucks, you can't say the alphabet faster than me.
Friend: challenge accepted! A B C D E F G H I....
Me: the alphabet
Coach: Okay class, today we are going to play a game. When I say a fruit, you run to the right side of the court. And when I say a color, you run to the left side of the court. got it?
Class: Got it.
Coach: Okay... Ready, set... ORANGE!
Did you hear about the guy whose who met with an accident and had his left hand and leg amputated?
He's all right now.
2 boys were talking and one said to the other, "There is a easy way to earn money..
The other boy said, "How?" the boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
The boy jumps up to his dad, "I know your secret!" dad replies,
"Please don't tell your mom heres $10."
The boy then runs to his mom, "I know your secret!"mom said,
"Please don't tell your dad here's $15."
The boy then tries it on the mail man, "I know your secret!" The mail man opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!"
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Originally Posted by NOV
They say milk gives you strength. Drink 10 glasses of milk and try to move a wall. You cant.
Drink 10 shots of Vodka and it moves by itself.
The judge says to a double-homicide defendant, "You're charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Moron!"
The judge says, "You're also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with a hammer."
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, "You Cheat!"
The judge stops and says to the guy in the back of the courtroom, "Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime. But no more outbursts from you, or I'll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?"
The guy in the back of the court stands up and says, "I'm sorry, Your Honor, but for fifteen years, I've lived next door to that idiot, and every time I asked to borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one."
boy whispers to his mom during a wedding*
boy: "Mommy?"
mom: "What?"
boy: "Why is the girl dressed in white?"
mom: "Because this is the happiest day of her life."
boy: "... so why is the boy dressed in black?"
Finding out your ex got fat is like finding 20 bucks in your pocket.
Not life changing but definitely puts a smile on your face.