Vaazhappala Kaamedy Kalagam HO: NiRuvanar VaLLal Goundamani

Plis do.

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Originally Posted by SMI

I am trying to post a series of such items calling them Corporate Gounder.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by SMI

Konjam bis bis.

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Originally Posted by Plum

And "namma delhila meet panni irukkom"

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:rotfl2: Imagine saying the next line in a real life situation. Actually it's extremely tempting to do it...

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mmediately he said “ Chettiyar mother! Naan orey kozhapathula vaaznthutruken chettiyar mother!”

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:rotfl:

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Originally Posted by P_R

One team I manage is fully Tamil- so it's only to them I can quote Gounder.
Team-ku niRaiya vElai kuduthuttEnnu enakkE thONumbOdhu, chichuvEsanai light aakkura vidhamA Gounder lines quote paNnuvEn: Kamaan tiger Kamaan tiger Kamaan Kamaan :-)

Have infused Gounder into most of them. The other day one guy said: orE kustamappA. I am very happy.

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PR.. i remember you posting about Gounder as a Customer service manager (kicking customers from a van into a tea stall).. adhe madhiri, Gounder as various corporate personalities series onnu podungalen, with dialouges :p (eg: production manager could be 'supervisor subramani')

Too many mgb

Oh plenty..life historyE chart paNNalaam

Student: periya injineer padippu yEzhu varusam ukkAndhu padikkaNum
Campus recruitment: naan pala pusthakangaLai ezhudhi irukkEn...sorry paarthirukkEn
Training: easyA irukkaradhu...
Gets assigned to a waste project: motor amaivadhellAm avan avan seidha vinai
First day at work: uzhaikkum kaigaLE *ting* uruvaakkum kaigaLE
Sincere coding: naan siRpi maadhiri dA, eppadi sedhukkuREn pArthiyA
Manager appreciates him: see my mAple talends
First Payday: en paNam vandhurum
First allnighter to hit the deadline: tayaththai vachchAn punjuvaaltiyai vachchAn
Client complains about promised functionalities not being there: petromax lightE dhaan vENumA
Manager takes it out on him: yEn dA sattappunna?
Warns his teammate about the manager: kitta varaadha kaalai midhichiruvaaru
Complains to manager that only he is being made to stay late often. Manager says: union leader, law pEsure...
Plans to complain to HR: inimE no others...pangaaLi to nAttAmai
Senior colleague advises him not to go to HR: sEdhuraaman'ta ragasiyamA
Junior HR: normalA sumoke ellAm varaadhE
Senior HR: saththam pOdaama kaththu rA
Frustrated employee updates resume in naukri: periya mudhaLaaLinga dA ivanga...anjaaru kappal vachchirukkAnga
Clears round 1 intree and colleague asks how: oru uzhaippALi munnukku vandhA sandhOsappadunga dA
Clears round 2 intree: ponnamaravaadhi party-la kooptaaha
Goes for HR intree, tells curious colleague: engaLukkuLLa konjam kooda kuRaiya irukkum...indha etti paakkura vElai ellAm vachchukkaadha
HR offers hiring bonus: indhaanga paththaayiram, kuzhandhaikku jatti vaangi pOdunga
Resigns..exit interview: ainooru roovA sambaLathukku dEi-yA...aiyAyira roovA kuduththA ketta vArthaila thittuveengaLA?


Same cycle repeats till he is 50
Manager at that time: ambadhu vayasukku mEla ungaLukku edhukku dA vELai kammunAttingaLA.

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Originally Posted by P_R

Too many mgb

Oh plenty..life historyE chart paNNalaam

Student: periya injineer padippu yEzhu varusam ukkAndhu padikkaNum
Campus recruitment: naan pala pusthakangaLai ezhudhi irukkEn...sorry paarthirukkEn
Training: easyA irukkaradhu...
Gets assigned to a waste project: motor amaivadhellAm avan avan seidha vinai
First day at work: uzhaikkum kaigaLE *ting* uruvaakkum kaigaLE
Sincere coding: naan siRpi maadhiri dA, eppadi sedhukkuREn pArthiyA
Manager appreciates him: see my mAple talends
First Payday: en paNam vandhurum
First allnighter to hit the deadline: tayaththai vachchAn punjuvaaltiyai vachchAn
Client complains about promised functionalities not being there: petromax lightE dhaan vENumA
Manager takes it out on him: yEn dA sattappunna?
Warns his teammate about the manager: kitta varaadha kaalai midhichiruvaaru
Complains to manager that only he is being made to stay late often. Manager says: union leader, law pEsure...
Plans to complain to HR: inimE no others...pangaaLi to nAttAmai
Senior colleague advises him not to go to HR: sEdhuraaman'ta ragasiyamA
Junior HR: normalA sumoke ellAm varaadhE
Senior HR: saththam pOdaama kaththu rA
Frustrated employee updates resume in naukri: periya mudhaLaaLinga dA ivanga...anjaaru kappal vachchirukkAnga
Clears round 1 intree and colleague asks how: oru uzhaippALi munnukku vandhA sandhOsappadunga dA
Clears round 2 intree: ponnamaravaadhi party-la kooptaaha
Goes for HR intree, tells curious colleague: engaLukkuLLa konjam kooda kuRaiya irukkum...indha etti paakkura vElai ellAm vachchukkaadha
HR offers hiring bonus: indhaanga paththaayiram, kuzhandhaikku jatti vaangi pOdunga
Resigns..exit interview: ainooru roovA sambaLathukku dEi-yA...aiyAyira roovA kuduththA ketta vArthaila thittuveengaLA?


Same cycle repeats till he is 50
Manager at that time: ambadhu vayasukku mEla ungaLukku edhukku dA vELai kammunAttingaLA.

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:omg: PR in full form. neraya threadla post panra yaaraavadhu idha siggiya vaiyungappaa

Andha kadaisi thathuvathai nenaichaa dhaan bayamA irukku. 50 is just a decade away :shaking:

when work load increases

ellathayum mela irukkavan paathukuvaannaa?... kattilukadila neraya peru irukainga..paadhi poruppa avinga kitta oppadaingadaa

On a difficult client query:

elaneela thanni varlayaam!!!

When management insists on the required duty that one should perform:

thinking about the onsite initiations and appraisals:

keda vetneengalaadaa?..seyya vendiyadha seyyadheenga!!... moi mattum correcta vandhu kelunga!!!

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Originally Posted by ajithfederer

This i re-used against our own HR when he posted a Orkut pic of him working in office. N/w cable pinju oru vaaram aagudhu. :lol:

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i do remember that.. :lol2:

one of my fav quote..

kattabomman superisar subramani.. "pazhani.. nee sila nerangalla namakku nalladhum panre kettadhum panre.. "

"kaasellam venaam summave"..

"aah.. neenga summa senjuttalum.. nanga aluthu ________ (theriyalai) aadithan poyiduvom"

usually,, I don't use any specific quotes.. vaaikku vandhadhai adichu viduradhuthan.. angethan gounder nikkirar..

another fav..

chinna thambi.. "indha thoni thalayan lolaayi thaanga mudiyalai"

situational dialogues..

washroom'la namma "thunbathilum oru inbam" la irukkumpodhu.. manager'um ange vandhutta... my mind voice.. "ayyo.. ivan edhukku ippo inge vandhan" [kudukuduppai - uthamaraasa - to get the udukkai]