Bill Gates once called his bank, "My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the bank?"
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Bill Gates once called his bank, "My cheque was returned with a remark: "Insufficient funds". I'd like to know whether it refers to mine or the bank?"
An elderly man remembers the good old days: “when I was young, my mom could send me to a shop with a single dollar, and I would bring back 5 bags of potatoes, 2 breads, a bottle of milk, a piece of cheese and 10 eggs. Nowadays that’s impossible – there are simply to many security cameras.
Latest marriage pronouncement:
I now pronounce you husband and wife - you may change your Facebook statuses.
Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed... My name, mobile phone number, living address, etc.
A French monk wrote a manifesto stating that every woman would agree to sell her body for money. The manifesto was read by the Queen of France and she invited the monk for a chat.
- So, you're stating that every women would agree to sell herself?
- Yes.
- Me too?
- Of course.
- And how much do you think I would cost?
- 500 francs.
- What?! Only 500 francs?!
- Here you go - you've already started to negotiate.
Husband to wife :- Today is a fine day.
Next day he says :- Today is a fine day.
Again next day, he says same thing - Today is a fine day.
Finally after a week, the wife can't take it and asks her husband :-
Since last one week, you are saying this 'Today is a fine day'. I am fed up. What's the matter?
Husband :- Last week when we had an argument, you said,"I will leave you one fine day." I was just trying to remind you..
I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid. I really thought you already knew it.
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging..
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire lighter, tubelight, etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by, it records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "One Bluetooth Device Found"...
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR PHONE IS MADE IN CHINA
1. It gets full after 3 minutes of charging..
2. The phone has TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, fire lighter, tubelight, etc.
3. Text message can be written with a toothpick.
4. There are some spelling mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When an aeroplane passes by, it records "one missed call".
6. When a big truck hoots; it records "charger connected".
7. When a Chinese man passes by you it says "One Bluetooth Device Found"...