Originally Posted by
P_R
Too many mgb
Oh plenty..life historyE chart paNNalaam
Student: periya injineer padippu yEzhu varusam ukkAndhu padikkaNum
Campus recruitment: naan pala pusthakangaLai ezhudhi irukkEn...sorry paarthirukkEn
Training: easyA irukkaradhu...
Gets assigned to a waste project: motor amaivadhellAm avan avan seidha vinai
First day at work: uzhaikkum kaigaLE *ting* uruvaakkum kaigaLE
Sincere coding: naan siRpi maadhiri dA, eppadi sedhukkuREn pArthiyA
Manager appreciates him: see my mAple talends
First Payday: en paNam vandhurum
First allnighter to hit the deadline: tayaththai vachchAn punjuvaaltiyai vachchAn
Client complains about promised functionalities not being there: petromax lightE dhaan vENumA
Manager takes it out on him: yEn dA sattappunna?
Warns his teammate about the manager: kitta varaadha kaalai midhichiruvaaru
Complains to manager that only he is being made to stay late often. Manager says: union leader, law pEsure...
Plans to complain to HR: inimE no others...pangaaLi to nAttAmai
Senior colleague advises him not to go to HR: sEdhuraaman'ta ragasiyamA
Junior HR: normalA sumoke ellAm varaadhE
Senior HR: saththam pOdaama kaththu rA
Frustrated employee updates resume in naukri: periya mudhaLaaLinga dA ivanga...anjaaru kappal vachchirukkAnga
Clears round 1 intree and colleague asks how: oru uzhaippALi munnukku vandhA sandhOsappadunga dA
Clears round 2 intree: ponnamaravaadhi party-la kooptaaha
Goes for HR intree, tells curious colleague: engaLukkuLLa konjam kooda kuRaiya irukkum...indha etti paakkura vElai ellAm vachchukkaadha
HR offers hiring bonus: indhaanga paththaayiram, kuzhandhaikku jatti vaangi pOdunga
Resigns..exit interview: ainooru roovA sambaLathukku dEi-yA...aiyAyira roovA kuduththA ketta vArthaila thittuveengaLA?
Same cycle repeats till he is 50
Manager at that time: ambadhu vayasukku mEla ungaLukku edhukku dA vELai kammunAttingaLA.