Vaazhappala Kaamedy Kalagam HO: NiRuvanar VaLLal Goundamani

Imagining that dialog in real time HR intree spot (head popping out from the curtains) :rotfl:

Some time back, a colleague, who was more of a friend was reporting to me. He is an ardent aNNan fan. If I give any tough assignment and if he finds it a but troublesome, he used to say "en developmentla kaN vaikkiRa orE aaLu nee thaan"

There is a process to check lot of things if some body resigns. The above mentioned friend would say "saaagum bOdhu kooda aduththavanukku thondharavu kodukkaama saagavE maattaanungadaa"

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Originally Posted by groucho070

Superb stuff guys, especially PR.

There's this guy I know fellow journalist that time, produced a self-help like book, inspired by Sylvester Stallone..

I say you guys can put your heads together and produce one based on aNNan. A small handy guide book, get aNNan to launch it himself hah! Kamaan tiger Kamaan tiger Kamaan Kamaan (copy paste from PR's post) :smile:

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Good idea Grouch. Lets see how many we get, then I can compile. Getting GM to launch it eaiyaa irukkumaa :think:

We already have a songs compilation done by Sridhar. That can be an add on.

Athu oru fantasy. For that Stallone book, they got Stallone's mother to come over to launch the book :lol2:, maybe we can get his daughter or something :???:

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Originally Posted by groucho070

Athu oru fantasy. For that Stallone book, they got Stallone's mother to come over to launch the book :lol2:, maybe we can get his daughter or something :???:

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I was imagining if GM's mother releases the book and says "The whole family live by these rules, and these are the quotes maNi was raised on"

GM would be saying yEn kezhavi onakku idhellam thEvayaa? vaaya vachchikittu summaa irukka maattaa? periya jEkkulin stallaonnu nenappu.

Indha sichuvesanukkum rerecording paNNungappu...

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Originally Posted by latchiya vengai Maddy

job work load jaasthi....career enna career...nimmadhiya hubbing panna mudiyaama..resign pannitten

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Originally Posted by Plum

Indha sichuvesanukkum rerecording paNNungappu...

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IdhuvallavO latchiyam is quiet obvious.

I thought of quoting "you see dhushtan, keep distance"

But the below one can suit better. Though it talks about the basic necessities, the tamil meaning clarifies the statement. What for hub is? Hub is an adippadai thEvai

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Originally Posted by hattori_hanzo

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GM to T.P.Gajendran: எங்களுக்கு தேவை எல்லாம் "ரொட்டி கபுடா Over மக்கான்" :lol:
TP: அப்பிடின்னா?
GM: திங்கறதுக்கு , தொங்கறதுக்கு, தங்கறதுக்கு :clap:

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Originally Posted by P_R

Too many mgb

Oh plenty..life historyE chart paNNalaam

Student: periya injineer padippu yEzhu varusam ukkAndhu padikkaNum
Campus recruitment: naan pala pusthakangaLai ezhudhi irukkEn...sorry paarthirukkEn
Training: easyA irukkaradhu...
Gets assigned to a waste project: motor amaivadhellAm avan avan seidha vinai
First day at work: uzhaikkum kaigaLE *ting* uruvaakkum kaigaLE
Sincere coding: naan siRpi maadhiri dA, eppadi sedhukkuREn pArthiyA
Manager appreciates him: see my mAple talends
First Payday: en paNam vandhurum
First allnighter to hit the deadline: tayaththai vachchAn punjuvaaltiyai vachchAn
Client complains about promised functionalities not being there: petromax lightE dhaan vENumA
Manager takes it out on him: yEn dA sattappunna?
Warns his teammate about the manager: kitta varaadha kaalai midhichiruvaaru
Complains to manager that only he is being made to stay late often. Manager says: union leader, law pEsure...
Plans to complain to HR: inimE no others...pangaaLi to nAttAmai
Senior colleague advises him not to go to HR: sEdhuraaman'ta ragasiyamA
Junior HR: normalA sumoke ellAm varaadhE
Senior HR: saththam pOdaama kaththu rA
Frustrated employee updates resume in naukri: periya mudhaLaaLinga dA ivanga...anjaaru kappal vachchirukkAnga
Clears round 1 intree and colleague asks how: oru uzhaippALi munnukku vandhA sandhOsappadunga dA
Clears round 2 intree: ponnamaravaadhi party-la kooptaaha
Goes for HR intree, tells curious colleague: engaLukkuLLa konjam kooda kuRaiya irukkum...indha etti paakkura vElai ellAm vachchukkaadha
HR offers hiring bonus: indhaanga paththaayiram, kuzhandhaikku jatti vaangi pOdunga
Resigns..exit interview: ainooru roovA sambaLathukku dEi-yA...aiyAyira roovA kuduththA ketta vArthaila thittuveengaLA?


Same cycle repeats till he is 50
Manager at that time: ambadhu vayasukku mEla ungaLukku edhukku dA vELai kammunAttingaLA.

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by P_R

Training: easyA irukkaradhu...

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:rotfl2: :rotfl3:

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Originally Posted by P_R

Oh plenty..life historyE chart paNNalaam

Manager takes it out on him: yEn dA sattappunna?
Warns his teammate about the manager: kitta varaadha kaalai midhichiruvaaru
HR offers hiring bonus: indhaanga paththaayiram, kuzhandhaikku jatti vaangi pOdunga
Resigns..exit interview: ainooru roovA sambaLathukku dEi-yA...aiyAyira roovA kuduththA ketta vArthaila thittuveengaLA?
Same cycle repeats till he is 50
Manager at that time: ambadhu vayasukku mEla ungaLukku edhukku dA vELai kammunAttingaLA.

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