Hi c4ramesh
great jokes...really enjoyed
Cheers :D
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Hi c4ramesh
great jokes...really enjoyed
Cheers :D
George W Bush wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed his Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of international quality.
The stamps were duly released of the stamp, he began hearing complaints that the stamps were not sticking properly, and become furious.
He called the chief of the Secret Service and ordered him to investigate the matter.
The chief checked the matter out at several post offices, and then reported on the problem to Bush.
He said, "Sir, the stamp is really of international quality. The problem is, our citizens are spitting on the wrong side!"
After making a trip of South India, Guju Bhai, his wife and his son were returning to Gujurat in Tamilnadu Express.
Guju Bhai was occupying the lower berth, his wife the middle
berth and his son the top most berth in the train. When the train stopped at one
of the stations on the way back the son requested Guju Bhai
to bring him a cup of Ice cream to which Guju Bhai readily agreed. When
Guju Bhai and his son returned they found that a South Indian who couldn't
understand Hindi had occupied his son's berth.
Outraged, Guju Bhai called the TT and asked him to help. TT
requested
that he could not understand Hindi/Gujurati so it would be
better if
Guju Bhai explained the whole situation to him in English.
Guju Bhai explained, "That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child."
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with
Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the
advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the
ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years
ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan
to India.
In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the
advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone
WIRELESS!"
A rich widower miser went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American life style.
He bought a piggy bank and told his wife that every time he kisses or hugs her, he will put a rupee coin in the piggy bank and at the end of month she can open the bank and buy a new saree with the money.
The scheme worked very well. The young wife showed more willingness to be kissed and hugged. At the end of the month he gave her the key and told his wife to open the piggy bank.
What he saw did not please him. There were many 5 and 10 rupee notes along with rupee coins in the box. Where did these come from he demanded angirly. I've been putting only rupee coins. The wife replied: Not everyone is as kanjoos as you.
though heard similar one ... :rotfl: :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by vishalakshi
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Originally Posted by vishalakshi
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Originally Posted by vishalakshi
aweeeeeeeesome!! :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
A new student had joined the class and the teacher asked him if he knew his numbers.
"Yes", he said. "I do.My father taught me".
"Good.What comes after three?"
"Four", answered the boy
"What comes after six?"
"Seven".
"Very good", said the teacher. "Your dad did a good job.What comes after ten?"
"A jack" was the responce.
:D