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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
A Chinese man and an English man were dining in a restaurant. The Chinese man lifted his glass up and made a toast to the English man, “Kan Pei” (Cheers).
The English man was confused but he continued eating. This happened a few times and whenever the Chinese man wanted to drink he would always say “Kan Pei”
The English man only nodded and silently continued to drink and eat. Not long after, the Chinese man once again said, “Kan Pei” whilst lifting up his glass.
This time, the English man put down his cutlery and angrily said to the Chinese man,
"It’s all right if you CAN’T PAY!” I'll pay! So just shut up”.
Guide: I welcome you all to Niagara Falls..
These are the world's largest waterfalls & the sound intensity of the waterfall is so high, even 20 supersonic planes passing by can't be heard. Now I request the Indian ladies to keep quiet so that we can hear the Niagara Falls...!!!