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Dog 1 : vav,,vav,,
Dog 2 : vaav.. vav..
D1 : vaavv.. vavvavvav..
D2 : urrrrrrrrr...
D1 : stop.. stop.. why're you changing the topic..?
5 star hotel chef calls his wife and asks: whats for dinner?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil spicy soup that was gently simmered with the choiciest handpicked southern spices and the smouldering tang of organic tamarind
Husband : means ?
Wife : Chorum sambarum.
Arranged marriage is like you are walking down a path and a snake suddenly bites you....
While love marriage is like you dancing in front of a cobra and singing will you be my chammak challo.....
At a party a man was seen going to the counter asking the bartender to refill every now and then. His wife admonished him saying that he should be embarrassed for asking for so many refills.
The man replied - why should I be embarrassed? Each time I ask for the refill I tell the bartender it is for you!