:rotfl: :rotfl: happens happens, at times teachers are so dumb or they cant concentraate on small matters :wink:
We too were gr8 editors b4 we finishd our school. stories to come :)
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:rotfl: :rotfl: happens happens, at times teachers are so dumb or they cant concentraate on small matters :wink:
We too were gr8 editors b4 we finishd our school. stories to come :)
one of the popular paper editing techniques used to be including additional answer sheets
some students with gr8 foresight, used to flick attested answer sheets from examination hall and they preserve it.
when the sir issues corrected answer sheets, they write down the big answers in the extra sheet and tie them to their answer sheet. And they go and get extra marks saying that teacher forgot correct certain answers.
It works everytime. once a fellow got zero marks in mathematics. He wrote absolutely nothing in his answer sheet. On receiving the paper he did similar thing :lol: . the best comedy was that sir still beleived that he could have left out an answer without correcting even after seeing that the student got only zero mark previously :lol:
more recently in college, one of my friends said that he had totalling mistakes and got extra 9 marks out of 20. he just inserted one answer sheet from another friend (that particular sheet carried 9 marks) and showed it to sir. ofcourse he got those extra marks :lol:
My school and college life? hmmmmmmmmm school i was notorious girl according to my teacher and that hitler head master. My "reputation" continues here as well! : cry:
Anyway let put my story,
When I was in school I used to laugh a lot! as usual my teachers will always ask their standard vasanam "what? r u mad, why r laughing, u know what they call "laughing ppl"...........blah blah blah" i remeber i was in my 10th grade and we girls used to watch the comedy timeshow, with that guy something like mayilsami(or whatever). My teacher couldn’t resist me and always put me in the last bench(despite of getting first rank). So my friend who was sitting in the front row came over to me and started to tell me the joke with goundamani's minnukoni varnam(sorry iam not sure, how to write that song). i started to laugh and I couldn’t even stop laughing! My friend who was telling this, she escaped at once and i was laughing all alone! my teacher came and i was laughing yet!
she got so mad and started to yell at me!(as usual), she then said NOTORIOUS FELLOW GET OUT OF THE CLASS, that was the first time i heard that word and asked my teacher what it meant! she said "its nothing but u!"
After saying that she said again"get out of the class". i just went out! On my way to the door, she yelled again! "how dare u, u don’t own respect, u wont even ask for excuse........blah blah blah.................if i said get out, u will leave at once, what a manners! I couldn’t stop laughing again. Then I thought she forgave me and came and sat on my bench! This time she was screaming hysterical, the whole class got scared, I thought she is going have heart attack! No she was yelling b’coz I just sat on my place without excusing! Hm the whole day(no the whole period) just went by advising me and how naughty girls r on these days!
Yea, esp. male teachers! :P :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
I recently heard a tape by a popular guy who was telling abt his childhood....he said ther was a test in history w/ a qsn. asking "wat is Gandharan Art?"
To wich his friend wrote: "Gandharan Art is a very good art. A very good art is Gandharan Art. Gandharan Art & a very good art r one & the same." :lol:
Turns out this guy was given more marks by the 'Sir' than the speaker, who said he got a mark less for writing a whole 'genuine' para on Gandharan Art. :lol2:
:? Tats strange! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy
Y wud she expect u to ask permission for it if she herself, the teacher, had ordered u to get out in the 1st place? :roll: :)
:lol: this is like the classic Nalauira dhivya prabandam joke.
Nalayira dhivya prabandham endraal enna?
so and so is a prabandham, adhu naalayiram padalgalai kondathu. adhu dhivyamanadhu, matrum prabandha vagaiyai chaarndhadu
:rotfl: for more tricks and tips to write an exam visit this thread http://forumhub.mayyam.com/hub/p510476.html
a long one, but i guess worth the time :)
so we have a first ranker in our forum :)Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy
:lol: we do the same in college, except that we do it without the knowledge of professors :lol: most of anna university's professors have some kinda adhesive to board, once they face it they cant turn back. they usuallly get so engrossed with writing equations or drawing figures that it used to be a cakewalk for us to abscond :lol: further our old classroom had 6 doors. none of my classmates got attendance lag that semester :rotfl:Quote:
she said again"get out of the class". i just went out! On my way to the door, she yelled again! "how dare u, u don’t own respect, u wont even ask for excuse........blah blah blah
I had a similar experience in my first year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lambretta
We were the three muskees who always ended up being on the wrong side of the road, if you get what I mean!!
Right after the morning session one fine day, we went for lunch and was a lil bit late for the next session, say about 1/2 hour. As we were heading towards our seats, our lecturer stopped us in our tracks by asking the time. The first one nearest to her kept mum. The lecturer's face grew fearsome. She next looked at the second one and repeated the question again for which he answered. Immediately, she turned to me and repeated for which I answered. That was it! She blew it and started harrassing everyone in the class and left us all in confusing as to what was her problem.
Was she pissed because her sarcasm was understood or because we dare reply her?
To this day, it is still a mystery wondering what exactly ticked her off because her reaction was contradictory. Nevermind that we came in late after lunch that day!! :P
:rotfl: :rotfl: nalla badhil. naanga solliyirundha innaeram cup vizhundirukkum :lol:
Ungalakku cup vizhundirukkum...namakku schoolae public caning....antha cane paarthalae odumbae unnum nadangathu...yeppa!
5 of us went to eat samosa during 10 mins recess. Our science maam was a strict maam and we forgot our next class is biology. We stuffed ourselves with samosa and rannnnnnnnnnnn to the class room.
Near the slide in the park (on the way) i fell down and broke my hand (fracture). I wanted frantically to call all my friends, BUT MY MOUTH WAS filled with samosa...... :(
accidentally one friend saw me, and INSTEAD OF CALLING OTHER GIRLS, (she had her mouth full of samosa too) she started laughing like mad.
She did not come to lift me, but stood there laughing looking at my mouth stuffed fully, hand lifted up and calling for help with just mumbling sounds.
Later they all helped me up my feet, somehow we managed to the class, all of them hysterically laughing at me :mad:
Next day, with my fractured hand, I was running to the assembly, as I was late for assembling (since I was chatting with a friend :oops: ) I skidded and fell down just before assembly (thankfully no fracture) again all of them could nto control their laughter.
When asked why the hell is she laughing when i am writhing with pain, all she could say was,
"I JUST TURNED TO SEE IF U WERE COMING, it was soooooooo funny to see u skidding and falling like a cartoon" :mad:
:D nice to recollect now
Moral of the story for SP Akka: Yethanai jenmam yeduthaalum vaayilae samosa veichikittu oda kudaathu.
Here is another fond memory.
Malaysia was hosting the Commonwealth Games that year for which our mascot was an orang utan named Wira.
And there was this temp lecturer from India who called Meera.
Needless to say, the muskees got it again no thanks to the similar sounding names!!
Not knowing that my friend was whispering us two girls as Wira, that lecturer went into a frenzy thinking that he was trying to act funny by whispering her name!!
She went to the extent of comparing the local undergrads with her students in India!! I am not going to say what she said about HER students in the event many of you guys might be falling ill due to the ice.
:lol: :lol:
any of u had the experience of meeting the professor when bunking class. I have lots :( .
I had to come up with all sorts of funny excuses.
I have lots of experience like that :roll: :roll: bcoz of this i have been made to stand before the principal :evil: :twisted: :twisted: :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Hulkster
Sorry, SP. I couldn't help it!! :oops:
hulk,
:rotfl:
ar, dont worry. I could not help it too. :D
We used this technique in maths papers..Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
Mine, alex, mani, pugal, riyaz and toms handwritings were almost looks same.
Me, Alex, Mani were good in maths.. (80% mark vanguvom)
Enga papera eduthu avanga papers kooda tie pannittu, sir total mistakenu 60 marks la irunthu 130-140 vangiruvanuga..
Oh...naan ninaichaen neenga yennai hammer veichi adikka poraengunu..phew...:D
It happen quite often in our class.Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy
Fracture aanathukku varutha pattalumQuote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
:rotfl: :rotfl: sirikkama irukka mudiyalai :oops:
Naanum kuda senthu sirichikarean :oops: :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by terminator
:rotfl:
:roll:
nobody to feel sad bout my fracture i suppose :rotfl:
anyway the climax was that, I could not write my midterm exam :lol: because of fracture.
In 11th standard English teacher is our Class Incharge. Right from the begining she didnt like me.
Classla pasanga yaar pesinalum
"arul.. enna pechu vendi kidakku.." :oops:
En pakkathula irukkira Anandh siricha kooda "Arul pakkathula irukkavanukku enna sirippu" :oops: :oops:
Oru theatre roadla pogum pothu yaaraiyo theatrela parthuttu "Arul nethu cut adichittu cinemakku pona thaane.."
No mam.
"Naan parthean kanna. Uniformla padathukku pora alavukku thaiyriyam vanthirucha" blah blah..
I had went to cinema only once by cutting the class. It was too in 9th std.
Usuala enakku oru pazhakkam, yaaravathu naan seiyathathukku punishment vaangina athai senjirathu.. :D
From then onwards I began to cut the classes and went to cinema. I used to go Karur or namakkal, 20km from our place..
Niraya leave letter kodukka vendi irunthathu.. English Miss kitta thaan kodukkanum.. :evil:
Oru thadavi LL kodukkum pothu, vazhakkam pozha question pannitte irunthanga.. Naan yes miss, no miss nu alternatea answer pannitu irunthean..
"Leave letterla parent's signature nee thaana potta"
naanum yosikkama "yes miss"
"Enna thaiyiriyam unakku, enkittaye parent's sign nee pottannu solra"
"No miss, Naan No than miss sonnean"
"Ithula vera Poi solriya"
"Venumna pasangala kelunga miss"
Pasanga NO thaan miss sonnaan taanga..
Nalla velai ponnungala kekkalai.. :twisted:
talking abt handwriting, there are these two particular friends of mine in the college, who have been training their handwriting from 2nd yr onwards. one writes the exam for the other :shock: 1st person throws the question paper out through the window, the other fellow gets it, writes the entire paper and give the answer sheet back. ofcourse both are from differnet dep so they dont have the exams on the same day
i am not sure, wether i can talk abt these things freely while i still have one more year to do in college, and more importantly when i have my real name as my id :banghead:
:shock:
tamizh vannan u are in COLLEGE?
:oops:
U remind me 12th public exam galattas.. konja nanjama.. niraya.. 8-)Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
When I was in College (1998-2001) doing my BSc, I had a stats lecturer. She was also a fresher who just finished her MSc. She will become very tensed whenever we ask doubts.. That too I was very famous in my class for that "rousu"... Even if I know the ans, I will ask her... :D
Soon she devised a new trick :roll: She started saying.. whoever have doubts come to Staff room after class.. Dont disturb the class... She knows for sure.. that I will never go to staff room..
Another gr8 unforgettable thing is her language...I will quote some of our "Lecturer at her best"
1. Stand up both the three of u
2. Board is not writing.. (To mean that chalk is not good ..)
3. Y u middle middle talk ma..
4. This is also that is only.. (To mean both are same..)
:rotfl:
yea! wats there to be surprised abt ?Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
anyway wat were u thinking SP?
Aah.....sumone else who regrets the ID he chose! :DQuote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
Altho in my case its certianly not my original name! :lol2:
yeah Lamb feeling bad :cry:
:rotfl:
just kidding, naamalla onnukulla onnayittaom :lol:
tv,
I thought u are married and around 40 years :roll:
raami,
which college?
'y u middle middle talkin'
sounds familiar. thats why the question :D
This loooks like Jeppiar speechQuote:
Originally Posted by rami
I have two daughters both of them are girls.
Open the windows let the airforce come in.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
:rotfl: :rotfl: i expected something along the same line, but this is EXTREME, guess i shud make an entry in the "Introduction" thread.
Btw, that english is common to most of the colleges, even in Anna University :oops:
:D
and i referred others as 'kids' :P
Hi Thamizh SKY,Quote:
Originally Posted by Lambretta
:lol2: I would like to see any of ur college mates in the hub.
P.S: BTW, Don't care about having real name as the ID. (I am also having that !).. Freeahhh........vudu...Freeaaaahh vudu maamu... Evanum unna kelvi kettu kizhikka mudiyaathu !! :P