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Originally Posted by viraajan
:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: Vidhya :thumbsup: kalakkureenga :PQuote:
Originally Posted by steveaustin
:ty: Sarna....
That wasn't by me... a forwarded sms... i just shared :yes:
http://afp.google.com/article/ALeqM5...KnAWp80yKD5bIQ
US comedians sharpen claws for Obama presidency
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a sample from this article :
But satirical newspaper The Onion is already plunging ahead into the era of Obama humor.
The latest issue carries this story under the headline "Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job."
"African-American man Barack Obama, 47, was given the least-desirable job in the entire country Tuesday when he was elected president of the United States of America....
"As part of his duties, the black man will have to spend four to eight years cleaning up the messes other people left behind."
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:lol:
There is a youtube video of press conference of the first Black US president: Richard Pryor :lol:
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.'
'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether computer should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
The women won.
கணவன்: என் கோபத்த தூண்டாதே :evil: எனக்குள்ள இருக்கற மிருகத்த உசுப்பி விட்டுடாதே.. ஆமாம் :twisted:
மனைவி: நான் எலிக்கெல்லாம் பயப்படறவ இல்ல :poke:
looking at your avathar, while reading your joke ganesh :rotfl:
பையன்: என்னப்பா இங்க நெறய வெண்புறா இருக்கும்னு கூட்டிகிட்டு வந்த.. ஆன இங்க வெறும் காக்காதான் இருக்கு ? :evil:
அப்பா: வெண்புறாதான்டா.. மெட்ராஸ்'ல அடிக்கிற வெயில்ல கருத்து போச்சு :P
:rotfl: naanum adhathaan nenachchen :PQuote:
Originally Posted by NOV
கணவன்: ஆனாலும் என்னை நீ ரொம்ப வேலை வாங்கற :(
மனைவி: அப்படி என்ன வேலை வாங்கிட்டேன் :evil:
கணவன்: நீ பெப்சி உமாவுக்கு போன் பண்ணபோது, அவ "பத்து தேய்க்கற உங்க புருஷன சத்தம் வராம தேய்க்க சொல்லுங்கோ"னு சொன்னதால, எல்லாருக்கும் தெரிஞ்சு போச்சு :cry2:
:lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by mgb
watch Seval movie... where vadivelu is shown white and black elephants :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by Shakthiprabha
I never knew a movie called SEAL existed :shock:
nallaa paarunga SP :lol2:
Yoga teacher to a Woman: Has yoga any effect over your husband’s drinking habit ?
Woman: Yes, Yes !! An amazing effect !! Now he drinks the whole bottle standing upside down.
A Thrilling Family Story: :bow:
Movie: Sonthosh Ramayanam
Cast: Mom, Dad, Son (hero)
Plot:
Hero sees a girl and falls in love with her. Fortunately, she comes to the opposite of his house. Hero on cloud nine. Love goes smoothly after hero's proposal. One day, dad sees him with that girl.
---INTERMISSION----
Dad: Are you in love with that girl?
Son: Yes, I love her. I'll marry her.
Dad is shocked (Violin in BGM) Tension grips. Few closeup shots.
Dad: Thats not possible,. You should not marry that gal.
Son: Why?
Dad: Coz, she is your sister... So you cannot marry her.
Mom and Son shocked. (Violin in BGM).
Here is the twist in the story. Mom enters.
Mom: Dont worry. I'll arrange your marriage.
Dad: No. He should not marry her.
Son: How?
Dad: How?
Son: Tel me ma, how can i marry her?
Mom: Coz, you are not your dad's son.
---Subam---
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vr,
:lol2:
nov,
u edited :D
:cry2:
no no.. joke thread'la vandhu no crying :evil: :PQuote:
Originally Posted by ksen
புகழ்வதில் நீ ஒரு "Gentleman" 8-)
கடலை போடுவதில் நீ ஒரு "முதல்வன்" :P
தேசபற்றில் நீ ஒரு "இந்தியன்" :thumbsup:
குடுத்த கடனை திருப்பி கேட்டால் மட்டும் ஏனட "அந்நியன்" ஆகிறாய் :(
Sathyama ithukku thaan naan vaay vittu sirichen :rotfl2:Quote:
Originally Posted by ksen
:notthatway:Quote:
Originally Posted by ksen
http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=25Moioh7OqY
:D
U.S. comedians are not leaving Bush alone.
Obama visited whitehouse yesterday and was given a tour by Bush.
A couple I heard on the radio this morning :
-Obama trying to open a cup-board while Bush in a frenzy to stop him 'No-no-don't open that'. Obama opens anyways and a bunch of UNOPENED papers fell each with title 'intelligence report'
The radio dj himself said the next one is a cliche - anyway that one goes like this:
-Obama had a meeting with Bush in the oval room on status of all matters and afterwards met with Cheney for 'actual' status:-)
Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.
Woman : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)
Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?
Woman : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?
Doctor : Then why are you so happy?
Woman : Because that proves that I have a brain!
http://www.tamilpeek.com/watch.php?vid=1160$B ( copy paste in IE )
http://www.tamilpeek.com/videos.php?id=1160&cat=26#
:yessir:
McCain was asked, after he lost the election to Obama . . .
"How did you sleep?"
He answered "I slept like a baby . . . . . .
I was getting up every two hours and crying!"
:lol:
A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"
After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."
This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."
This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."
At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...
"Is Michael Jackson God?"
:lol:
Woman: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Woman: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Woman: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
A woman went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form she had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:'Fill Up In Capital.'.
A woman is standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Husband asks why?
She replies, because the doctor advised her to take a light dinner.
A woman professor asked a plumber to come to the college, because she wanted to check where the question paper was leaking.
A woman finally found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
Which will come first, chicken or egg?
Kannu, what ever you order first, will come first.
it's sad when you change jokes just to include women :roll: :sigh2:
What does a woman do after taking a Xerox?
She will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
A woman is with her daughter in McDonalds.
Woma: Drink quickly.
Daughter: Why?
Woman: Hot coffee Rs 20 and cold coffee Rs 30
Woman at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon madam, that's a mirror!