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wow Shekhar how come it's only towards the end of the choices (d) you start to even make sense?!? :lol: except for 2:
c. Train fare + Silk Saree + earrings + gold bangle + diamond nose stud + Rs. 5000 for sundry expenses.
you forgot to add this but d is also the correct answer in this question 2:
d. Train fare + Silk Saree(s) + 2 sets of earrings + gold bangle(s) + diamond/ruby nose stud + Rs. 5000 for sundry expenses.
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Idhu kattupadi aagadhudaa saammeeeee!!!
(Eng translation: This seems unmanageable GOD!!!)
Mr. JG,
You are wrong in all your answers. Of course if you knew all the right answers then you wouldn’t need any training, would you?! My estimate about you was right. Unless trained, you won’t last beyond your honeymoon. You will be doomed to be an eternal slave of your proverbial ‘better half’. So learn fast.
The last answers of all the questions are the correct answers. Make no mistake about it. Here are some more.
1. The best way to call her back from her mother’s house, is to tell her that
a. You love her terribly(!) and you are missing her very much.
b. You are sick of cooking and washing dishes.
c. You are finding it difficult to adjust time to do cooking, washing and attending office.
d. You are enjoying eating outside and having great time with friends.
2. Your wife asks you to pick her up from her friends house. You stop your car across the road and see your wife is coming out of the house.
a. She will come directly and get into the car.
b. She will come after 5 minutes saying good bye.
c. She will come after half an hour finishing the unfinished talk standing at the gate.
d. You can switch off the engine, put on the stereo and take a nap, because the time spent saying good bye at the gate cannot be less than the time spent talking inside.
3. Your wife starts getting ready for the party. You will start dressing up,
a. When she starts getting ready.
b. After half an hour of her starting to get ready.
c. When she has finished applying lipstick.
d. When she says she is fully ready and it will take just a minute more.
4. You have given her two five hundred rupee note for a purchase of Rs. 600.
a. She will immediately return the balance Rs. 400.
b. She will return the balance after you ask her.
c. She will say sorry, she had to buy something else.
d. You will simply shut up and not ask her, otherwise you will have to listen to a sermon on what a spendthrift you are, wasting money on friends and relatives and now has no shame to ask your own wife to return a paltry amount.
5. You have purchased a saree for your wife. Whether it is good or bad depends upon
a. Whether it is a silk saree or not.
b. The price of the saree.
c. The colour, print and texture and quality of the saree.
d. Whether your wife’s cousin, friend or a neighbour does not have a similar saree.
aiyyo shekhar, answering these questions wrong might be bad after honeymoon, however if i answer D or the last option, then i would never get to see honeymoon itself. :wink:
BTW, you are tired of posting women bashing jokes in the jokes thread, that u have started "Spamming" other threads as well ???
:lol: :rotfl: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by jaiganes
Badri, did you get something from me? :? ...I was having a problem with sending pms earlier and I am worried it hasn't gone away.
Nope...not a peep...er...pm from you, deeps!
:evil: ...What's going on? RR, am I banned from pm sending or something? I am the only one with this problem.
Nay Nay DS,The PM you meant to sent badri somehow got into my mail box!!! :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Deep_Secrets
I wonder what is happening!! :? :D
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Originally Posted by blahblah
:rotfl: Are you serious?
So I'll try your username this time so it gets to Badri :lol: . I did send it to him I am sure :? .