Tamil Kadi Jokes

why? why? why? @ Nightingale?

Nurse: what happened to the patient who swallowed those pennies?
Doctor: No change.
ok i admit that one sucked...but still :D

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Originally Posted by nightingale

why are giraffes necks so long?

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their feet smell terrible :lol:

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Originally Posted by nightingale

why are giraffes necks so long?

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so it will reach it's head

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Originally Posted by nightingale

what is the laziest mountain in the world?

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mount ever - rest !!!

[quote="nightingale"]why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?

[quote="nightingale"]

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Originally Posted by nightingale

why does a traffic light turn red?????

you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:

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good one. :lol:

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Originally Posted by nightingale

What did the policeman say to his tummy ?

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You're under 'a Vest' !

shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

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Originally Posted by nightingale

shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen

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:lol: a cracked dozen for me too please :lol: