One-Liner Tale

"Hey, listen, Joe....I wonder if I could use your phone......
I came here in a hurry, forgot to let my dear Joe know i'm here..."

"oh! Oh!...here comes trouble......" thought Joe.....uncertain what to do....

...next....

Joe quickly composed himself in a second and stammered again ' Yes, you can', though he was hoping in his heart that May would opt otherwise. To his luck, May smiled gently, walked in, picked up the phone,dialled the number and said in a sweet voice - "Is that Joe? Hey, May kingston here".

Suddenly something struck joe hard. There was no sign of life for miles. This town made up of few people made it's living off of the cemetery. Who comes to this god-forsaken-place 'in a hurry'? As he finished his last words in his head. May's head snapped in his direction.

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Seeing she had replaced the receiver, Joe asked her uncertainly, "May Kingston? Rather funny that, isn't it? I mean, there is a marker that says..."

"My Aunt May. I was named after her," replied the girl, with a smile that at once seemed sweet and sinister. "She died young, the poor thing. Was about my age when she died."

"Oh.......bummer" Joe started sweating. "So, how's ur uncle?" 'Random question' he thought, but he had already asked.

"Uncle Joe....actually, I don't know where he is? Where is he??" Signs of panic emerged on her face now.

Hey Surya!!! Aunt May died young...she hadn't married, buddy..so who's Uncle Joe?

She married young. :D

Or if u wanna change it:

"Oh.......bummer" Joe started sweating. "So, how's ur uncle?" 'Random question' he thought, but he had already asked.
May slowly looked around the room, acting as if Joe hadn't said anything. :D

Ok, that sounds better....

"Nice place you have here. Of course, you have changed almost everything. This was not how I remembered Aunt May had decorated the mantel."

"This was your Aunt May's house?" Joe asked.

She continued to ignore his words. "I liked Aunt may's decorations better though." Joe was now praying for this beautiful thing to leave.

"U want me to leave?" She asked looking at him with her big blue eyes.

"That is not like a gentleman, at all!" she continued. "Why, in my times, men were so much more better...but I will leave, Joe, if that is what you want. But of course, since you have invited me once, I can come in again anytime!"