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A golden oldie
Santa is preparing for his MBA entrace exams and is struggling with the logic paper. He just can't come to terms with its demands and seeks the help of his friend, say Guru.
Guru: Santa, logic is simple. It is just about asking questions, making inferences based on the responses and reaching conclusions.
Santa: ...
Guru: For example, do you have a fishbowl in your house ?
Santa: Oh yes.
Guru: Ok and are there any live fish in it ?
Santa: yes of course
Guru: Well that means someone feeds them and changes the water regularly
Santa: Oh yes
Guru: Do you do it ?
Santa: No
Guru: So, someone else in your house must be doing it
Santa: Yes my wife does it
Guru: So you have a wife. Which means you are heterosexual....
Guru: You see how it works...just jumping from one inference to another. That is all logic is about
Santa is thrilled at having mastered logic at such short notice that he heads to his friend Banta's place to show off. Banta is struggling with the logic exam preparation.
Santa: Hey ! It is pretty simple. I will help you out
Banta: Really
Santa: It is just about asking questions, making inferences based on the responses and reaching conclusions. As simple as that !
Banta:..
Santa: For instance: "do you have a fishbowl in your house ?"
Banta: uhm no.
Santa : (aghast in disbelief) saalaa ! You are a homo !??!
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Originally Posted by NOV
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Forgive me if this is gross! I could not help laughing for the innocence in this joke.
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A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room.
When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"
It was the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.
The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Flowers." "That's right!" the boy said,
"But, how did you know?" "Oh, just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the sweet shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets."
"That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl. "Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the son of the liquor storeowner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop off the leakage with her finger and put it to her tongue. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied, with more excitement. The teacher took one more big taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"
With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
When I Take a long time to finish, I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time, he is thorough
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it, he is busy,
When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same, he takes the initiative,
When I please my boss, I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss, he is cooperating,
When I make a mistake, I' am an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake, he's only human.
When I am out of the office, I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I am on a day off sick, I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick, he must be very ill.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong, he never forgets
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This was developed as an age test by the R&D Department at Harvard University .
Take your time and see if you can read each line out loud without a mistake.
The average person can't do it!
This is really difficult, not so easy, so be careful.
1. This is this cat
2. This is is cat
3. This is how cat
4. This is to cat
5. This is keep cat
6. This is a cat
7. This is fool cat
8. This is busy cat
9. This is for cat
10. This is forty cat
11. This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top to
down, and I bet you can't resist passing it on.