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thamizhvaanan,
"...what you are doing on forum"
It's an escape - something to take you away from what you dread at times due to nervousness etc. When you feel like that do something different from what you should be doing and what you turn to do instead. That will take you back to what you should be doing. Do this a few times and you would get rid of such a problem. Talking from experience :D This is easier said than done, but try it and not only with exams.
Ohh....cudnt make out it was one! :shock: I thot it was sum kind of animated kids' show character, like the ones from Sesame Street (no they dont look like this but thot it was from sumthin similar!) :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
thanx for the advice. anyway FYI i did my exam really well today, it didnt matter wat i was doing in forum today morning :).Quote:
Originally Posted by goodsense
i went through ur post few times, my head started spinning :lol: . finally i think i got u. and i think i normally do wat u mentioned. like, the day before last exam i was going through this e-book in wikibooks titled "How to get rid of Procrastination" :lol: :lol: :lol: .Quote:
Do this a few times and you would get rid of such a problem.
wat u said does work for me. whenever i am stressed out, i take a 5 min break and start walking around. if the stress happens to be exam preparation i ruminate wat i studied as i walk. invariably i hit upon something i like in my subject or my conscience hits me and i go back to study with a new vigour :clap: :clap: .
Tat reminds me- turns out my IRDA exam is to be held only next month! :shock: :roll:
Maybe a relief tat isnt so soon but all the same, the fact tat I'll hav to face the dread one fine day......I reckon it feels worse to think tat the thing u dread is still lurking in the distance, rather than the case wher its nearer & u wud concentrate on preparing urself for it! :( :oops:
If you don't mind me asking...what's IRDA exam for? What is the acronym stand for? what kind of format will it be in? Maybe hubbers can offer tips according to that...and of course lots of luck as well :)Quote:
Tat reminds me- turns out my IRDA exam is to be held only next month! :shock: :roll:
Q,IRDA is nothing but insurance regulatory and development authority of india. only if you have cleared IRDA certifcation people are allowed to sell the insurance polices. Insurance police are classified under different head such as Life ,Non Life insurance , Maraine Insurance etc to name few.
thanx Tom..i mean Great :)
:D
Gr8, actually even Marine Ins. comes under non-life (ie., General) Insurance.....nething other than Life Ins. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by great
Que, tks for wishing me luck (in advance!) :)
Yea lamby , i was just explaining the different types of insurance ....Quote:
Originally Posted by Lambretta
when the exam scheduled for u . Are u through with 100 hour (not too sure on hours) training :)
Gr8,
So far I'm told tat the exam (originally to be held on 10th Apr.) is scheduled in the 1st week of May........
Yes, already completed the 100 hrs of training.....on 24th march :)
But altho the training on the subject knowledge was good, I wish they had included communication skills/personality development as part of the program! :(
These r gaining a lot of necessity in employment these days!
all the best :thumbsup: ...... betwn will u be working before getting the certification :roll:
Tks gr8....:)Quote:
Originally Posted by great
Um.....I wish I cud but not sure if I'd be allowed w/out getting the license yet......once tat is over, I'll be assigned a branch office to hand over the policies I collect.....
all the best for all exam takers ...
Here are some invaluable exam tips that will help any student all over the world (taken from the blog of a friend of mine, with minor contributions from me) http://tsgowrishankar.blogspot.com/
The Fine Art of Writing an Exam
This Article was strongly edited/modified by my good friend “N.Thamizhvaanan”.Any grammatical errors/complaints may be attributed to him and compliments/homages/donations may be forwarded to me.:D
I got inspiration to write this piece, the day I finished my
CAM(Computer Aided Manufacturing Exam).Should my professor decide to
sit down and read the intricate details provided by me as to why DNC
systems are preferred to CNC systems, I am sure he can convert it into
some sort of a bollywood movie script. If you read my paper closely, I
am sure you will notice something about fairies and talking lions in
there.
Pre-requisites
Don't worry; there is nothing that will take more than a few minutes
of your "Oh! So busy" schedule. Just a few minor tips that will let
you laze around till the 13th hour before you decide to do something
about the exam next day.
I know people tell you that you must relax before an exam and there
are even more weird people who say stuff like relax the day before an
exam. Had I followed such advice, I would have definitely failed at
least 70% of my exams. The key to success ( I mean Pass) is PANIC.
Panic at least two hours before the exam and get the adrenalin
flowing. By doing this you make sure that you cram in as much data as
you could have slogged throughout the semester.
As I was saying, the 2-3 hours prior to the exam must be spent with a
person who has finished the syllabus the previous day. Pester him with
frequent doubts, as obvious as they may be, but still ask, even though
he says he's gotta do some zillionth revision (some weird people do
that). Listen to all the important topics, remember topics (VERY
IMPORTANT!),remember keywords, they help in making you look like you
have actually read through the book . Any graphs, simple diagrams and
flow charts must be vaguely remembered. Don't forget to remember what
the X and Y axes symbolize.
Crunch Time
Here is where you put in all your effort. There are a large number of
ways of distracting the examiner from finding out that there actually
isn't anything worth grading in this paper (well, there is a very fine
line that separates forgery and writing an examination :P).
Active and Passive voice
The most powerful English tool in writing an exam. If you are
fortunate enough to know even a single point in a given question. It
can be converted to 2 sentences with ease and if you are determined
enough a whole paragraph. Example?
The primary advantage with CNC systems is that they don't have a
tape reader which increases efficiency and doesn't need skilled
labour.
The lack of a tape reader in CNC systems not only ensures better
performance but also ease of operation.
You could also insert another sentence in between the above examples
just so that it doesn't get too obvious, should the examiner choose to
actually sit down and make sense of your answer (the probability of that is as much as you actually sitting and studying for the exam, so I think you are safe) . Make sure that the extra line carries a word atleast from the question or sub-heading title. Use the name of the subject if you know neither of them . This is called contextual answering. VERY
IMPORTANT.
Colourful Presentation
Get yourself a Blue pen and a Black pen.(or any colour from within
visual spectrum that exists as a pen in this planet.).Keep writing
your stories in blue and every now and then there will be one or two
keywords that you will remember that is actually part of the given
topic. This is where you pull out your black pen and insert it between
your blue lines. This method maybe used effectively in conjunction
with the above "Active and Passive Voice" method. Make sure you write
different keywords in Black in your passive sentence. It maybe a
little time consuming but it will usually ensures that your prof.
doesn't really read the stories that you have written and added to
this it gives the prof a false sense of security that you have studied
something.
Flow Charts-Graphs-Diagrams
A Picture is worth a thousand words. This phrase, our wise ancestors
framed purportedly for exam writing. Make sure that you are sure of
your graph is correct because it is easier to spot a mistake in a flow
chart or graph rather than in a huge paragraph. Hence make sure you are familiar with
all the basic flow charts, graphs and diagrams in the given syllabus.
Make some passing reference to the keywords that we talked about
earlier. (Note: Diagrams are good source of keywords, so studying
diagram helps in more than one way.)
Draw it Big-Preferably occupying at least half the page
Draw it Neat-Use one of those lead pencils
Label it properly
If possible come up with unnecessary supporting stuff like legend, scale etc.
Explain what you are going to draw in a paragraph before the diagram and
what you have drawn in another paragraph after the diagram. Atleast four
sides of your answer sheet should have been filled by now
Don't follow the point system (neglect the fact that I've bulletted
the points that I mentioned above. Those are exceptions)
Never write only points. Even if, by the grace of god or by a sudden
stroke of madness, you have studied for an exam and want to write only
points. DON'T DO IT . Make sure you have written something below.
Eg:- Point No. 4-No Friction Reduces Wear
Primarily, Friction will cause wear but when we make use of the
following component. There is a drastic drop in dynamic and static
friction, resulting in reduced wear compared to the wear with more
friction!
Fill the darned answer sheet. One among the thumb rules of the art of
exam writing. Always believe that you can guess your way to the right
answer. A good student(or should I say a good “Exam Writer”) should be able to write volumes of pages of
answer without illuminating a speck of his profound ignorance of the
subject.
And if all else fails, the keywords desert you, you suspect you've got
one of those "Hard disk not found" kinda memory failure and the
superviser after repeated pestering, convinces you that the question
paper is indeed for the right subject and not misplaced and you wish
the ground would open up and eat you alive, there is PLAN B. This is
often attacked on ethical grounds, but almost everyone does it and
even the few who don't do it are not doing it more so for the fear of
consequences rather than any ethical grounds. OH! Did I forget to
mention what this method is?
COPYING
Even though COPYING is unchartered territory for me (*Cough Cough*), I
do know some people who do indulge in such "APPALING" activities. Even
though I don't condone such behaviour, it must be accepted that
copying is an art unto itself.
Copying is broken down into 3 primary categories
Copying from the guy near you
Copying from some prepared document (usually prepared by you)
Copying from Text book
It is usually a combination of all of the above methods but quite
often you come across the person who solely depends on the other guy
and doesn't even take the initiative to follow the more arduous second
path. That's just plain lazy.(*Looks around nervously*)
Copying from someone near you
In this age of Telecommunications, students still rely upon primordial
ways of Data Transfer from one person to the other which varies from
rudimentary vocal communication to sophisticated cryptic body language
and every other possible type of communication except anamolous
communications.
(a).Sound Waves
This is basically orally asking your doubts to any person who is in a
one bench radius (Left, Right, Front, Back, Diagonal…doesn't matter
really). If you are desperate enough you could try a 2 bench radius,
but this usually back fires as even the even the examiner hears your
question and comes to you to give a fitting reply.
Make sure that when you are asking the question your mouth is clearly
facing the person because quite often ,you will look in front and ask
something to the guy behind you and you don't really have to be
Einstein to figure out that sound wont make a "U" turn and a
subsequent left turn into your friends ear. You must also ENUNCIATE.
Many a times I have seen a guy literally mumble something to himself
and then crib later that he didn't get help. This method is time
consuming and quite often wastes a lot of time of both the copier and
the "copiend" (The guy who assists in copying, Yay! New Word).
This method also preferred by the Ethical lot in the class. There is
always the option of just asking a small doubt which is more or less
like the "Open Sesame" of their brains.
He looks left, he looks right and then left again( you would think he
is crossing a busy highway), and then sudden strike "Dai, what does
the "O" stand for in LOM(Laminated Object Modelling). I barely say
”Obje..”. And he goes something like "Ok ok ok! Got it, Got it!" . Hmmm,
works for him. He needs just a word to strike upon the entire answer,
whereas in my case, all I know is that one word :( .
(b).Paper Hanging
No, this is not death penalty for paper. If you are blessed with
relatively good eye sight, you could ask the guy in front of you to
hang the paper on the side of his table. This method is very effective
as it doesn't really need your partner to worry about paper getting
lost and it also has a quick retraction system should the professor
start walking towards you. Make sure that the guy in front of you
writes big. And no, you shouldn’t bring binoculars to exam because
i)I am pretty sure that they are not allowed
ii) they are too obvious
(c)Paper Passing
Slightly risky, but will avoid a lot of wastage of time in asking
doubts. It involves the passing of the answer paper of the guy, either
behind you or in front of you. Beware, this is a very common source of
passing mistakes from one fools paper to some other moron's paper.
Thats because we normally tend to switch of our brains (that is the
default state) while copying from answer sheet. Unless both the
copier and copiend is calm, things could get a little ugly should the
professor start walking up towards you. For those of you who just
don't have the guts to pass paper, there is also an effective
alternative.
Question Paper Passing
All you have to do, is get the guy to write major points behind the
question paper and exchange the question paper. (Don't just take his
question paper and forget to give him a question paper. This can
easily lead to getting caught)
Copying from some prepared document (usually prepared by you)
Prepared document covers a large spectrum. It can be books, Xerox
copies of books, hand written bits, drawing boards, personal data
written on permitted items in the exam hall, like calculators, data
books. Essentially anything that you are allowed to take into the exam
hall (which includes yourself). So you can also have stuff written on
your body. Yea, we students invented body art too. Each of these
concepts have been plagiarized in the film Memento and double
plagiarised in the tamil film "Ghajini", wherein the hero writes
important details on his body.I am in talks with the Students Federation Of India.
We are planning to sue them soon.
A good student should maintain perfect symbiosis with his environment.
Make use of any object that you can see within your reach. It is
within this context, that I am going to explain the next method - The
Drawing Board Practice . This may be a practice that is specific to my
college but it is one of the most fool proof methods I have witnessed
so far. I have never seen a single professor looking at the boards
before an exam. Sometimes they come and lift the boards to see if
there is any bits underneath the board but will completely ignore to
see the stuff written on the board. I don't get it, there is so much
data written on the boards and yet no action is taken to either clean
the board, punish those who write on it or even make an effort to see
if anyone is actually writing on the board. The fact that the boards
have at least 9-10 layers of ink, spread out over 3-4decades of their
survival makes it really hard for the professor to actually search and
detect the data relevant to his subject. Thus making it visible only
to the eye of the writer.
I am sure the word BIT needs no introduction, basically a very small
piece of paper in which you cram in as much detail as possible.
Beleived by many to be the precursor to Nanotechnology. Once you are
done with that, follow the previous step till you feel confident
enough. Another extension of BIT is the Mini-Xerox. It's nothing but
your normal Xerox but scaled down to an A8 or A9 paper. Your ability
to face embarrassment is tested here when you go to your local Xerox
shop(quite often you will make a trip to an alien neighbourhood so
that no one recognizes you).
You enter the Xerox shop-you wait till it is empty-you call the Xerox
guy to the side-quietly ask him for a "mini-xerox"-he will say it will
cost you 4 times the normal cost because he will use “special ink"(HAH!
The excuses are hilarious)-But you are desperate and say "ok ok,
please take it fast".
Copying from a text book.
Some beleive it is not feasible, but after witnessing several live demonstrations myself, I
should say it is damn effective. Make sure you've got one of those
"local authors" text book (which is actually a question bank with a
mis-spelt title) that are easy to sneak underneath the board and easier
to flip through. Make sure you have gone through the book atleast once
before the exams. Or else you will keep flipping the pages but never
hit upon the right portion.
Excuses
If you get caught, there is nothing, really that you can do about it.
You could try coming up with some excuses but they are all more likely
to fail than succeed.
Moral: Prevention is better than cure. DONT GET CAUGHT.
But just as a backup you could try the following excuses before
completely giving up.
-Deny point blank that you copied and it was merely a circumstantial
coincidence which has made it look like you were copying.
-Once you realize that the above excuse holds no water, you could try
pleading with the professor.
" I met with an accident yesterday"
"Life is very tough at home, I am supporting my family"
"My uncle passed away yesterday"
For some reason, the moment you get caught, you tend to loose all
sense of common sense and come up with the most weird excuses. Here is
couple of "Brilliant Excuses" that have ever been uttered in my
presence.
My professor catches one guy with the paper of the guy behind him. He
accepts to the crime and gives one of the standard excuses mentioned above. Then
he moves onto to the guy who gave him the paper and confronts him and
this is where total brilliance of this young man comes out, instead of
just accepting it, he goes something like this "Illa sir, kathulla
parandhu avanode tablikku poiiduche" That basically means "No sir, the
paper flew due to the wind and landed on his table".Even the professor couldn't control him self from laughing and told him there was a limit to bluffing.
Another time, this guy writes on the question paper and passes it up
front but forgets to take the other guys question paper. The examiner
comes and asks him where his question paper is. This guy is totally
flabbergasted and looks around desperately and finds a question paper
on the next table which was empty, takes that and shows it to the
examiner. As luck would have it, the question paper wasn't even the
same subject. The hilarity of the situation kind of broke down the
tension and the examiner let him off with a warning.
So you could try some funny excuses in the hope that he just might
start laughing and let you go.
If all else fails, you could try playing dead!
That round about sums up this article. Even though this report will
contain specifics pertaining to Anna Univ. slight modifications can be made to suit schools, colleges, universities all over India.
In these 3 years of college studies, my college may not have modelled
me into an ideal mechanical engineer, but if there is one thing that I
have learnt it is how to write exams.
Now, this doesn't really mean I have been acing my exams or anything.
Just that I manage to clear all my courses(so far!) with minimum work possible.
May you all have a wonderfully lethargic and lazy academic life ahead
of you.
DISCLAIMER:
I hereby declare that details provided above are true only to the best of my friends fictitious imaginations. It has been written for pure entertainment. Any resemblance to anything living or dead is purely coincidental. I would like to reiterate that I am nothing but a innocent bystander and I do not endorse nor recommend any of the techniques of mentioned above.
Hopefully that will ward off any law suits that may be flying in at me. If any one has any other fool proof disclaimer please reply with it. I will edit the disclaimer accordingly.
Special Thanks to “N.Thamizhvaanan” again.
Hey all, :D
YAY!! MY INSURANCE EXAM'S FINALLY OVER!! 8-) :D
Took it today at 11am - 1pm.....went off better than I'd expected.....MUCH better than I'd expected! :lol:
I guess it'll take 5 more days until the result is out....but glad I'm done w/ the exam! Was a really long wait!
congrats lamby!! :thumbsup:
we all pray to god for ur result :). it wont hurt if u pray for my end sem results too :wink:
congrats lamby!! :thumbsup:
we all pray to god for ur result :). it wont hurt if u pray for my end sem results too :wink:
Tks tamizh! :D
& yea, I'll pray for ur results too! :lol:
enakku pray pannuvennu oru vaartha kooda sollaliye :(
Tamizh macha.....sorry I didnt see the last line in ur earleir post.....edited my reply as soon as I saw it....! :)
Neways, stay cool abt the results, I'm sure u'd hav done well! :D
I am always cool abt my result. two sems back, my friends called me and said result is out. i didn go to college and check (it is not bcoz of staying cool, its more out of laziness :oops: ). the college reopned after 2 months. by that time all the results were out of the notice board. so i never got to see that result :( .
omg my exams starting in 2 weeks time :cry:
Well dont worry ur luckier than me then! I realised my exam (finished today) was gona start wen i had 2 DAYS time! :shock: :oops: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghlli
:rotfl: well done :rotfl:
okie!!! everyone talking abt exams. did anybody bother to read my previous post on exam tips. I agree its lengthy but no response so far :evil:
i'll read it soon 8-)
Go and read your exam syllabus first :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by Ghlli
:rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by great
no no no, read the post first! it is worth studying the syllabus for hours :D
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Originally Posted by great
HOURSAAA? :shock:
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Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
omg excellent tips on copying TV!...but i won't risk it :lol:
Usually, I started to study one week before for the exam. And the previous day ofo the exam, i take rest, sleeeeeeeeeeep alot, and etc.. On the exam day, i pray the god to do well. :)
Guess this is my first time posting here. Usually we need two weapons to do an exam..the most important one is confidence..even if your very knowledgeable..when you do not have confidence even the simplest of questions poses a no-gooder to you. Another one is of course our knowledge.
It is best that you pick up the points from the topics you study and summarise all of them into a study material like book...so it is easier to grasp what you might want to know.
As for the sleeping early part..it is really up to the individual's mindset...if the person can keep his focus without much sleep...it is good enough..for others it is recommended you sleep 8 hours early.
PS: Shalitha welcome to the hub...would you mind introducing yourself to us?...come to the coffee corner in hubbers lounge we all can have a good chat..:)
TV ur exam guide ws awesome :rotfl: But better copying tools are being tried over :D
Try an LG blue tooth head set(jus fits into ur ears ) with ur mobile in your bag nearby :D People dont mind self chatting during exams.
my exams started on mon...they are pretty easy :shock: but my weak subjects only start 2moro :rotfl:
This was on April 7th! An entire semester has passed by!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
But the scenario hasnt changed :P exam sharp at 2 hrs from now, and I am sitting here digging thro old threads :D :ashamed:
atleast you had 6 hrs to go then.. now its only 2 hrs to go :evil: :evil:Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
nalla pannunga examsa :thumbsup:
thanks all.any ony others writing exams this year?i wish them all a grand sucess.BTW i'm writing my +2 board this yr.