A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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Originally Posted by MADDY

Anoushka enna aachu :oops:

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i think someone hacked her ID.. :lol:

:)

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad,
so make arrangement.

Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and
I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.

Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going
abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: I have work for a week, so you need
not come for class.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a
week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
spend the week together.

Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am
spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend
that meeting.

Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss
has some work, we cancelled our trip.

Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend
this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.

Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving
private tution: This week we will have class as usual.

Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my
teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
can't give you company.

Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this
week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement

:rotfl:

Sarna,

That was too good :thumbsup:

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Originally Posted by littlemaster1982

Sarna,

That was too good :thumbsup:

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I second this... 8-)

sarna :rotfl2:

some computer programmer must have created this one! talk of endless loops!

:rotfl:

:lol:

There is an urgent requirement for following Position..


Please apply ASAP.
.
Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.

Designation : Associate Girl Friend ( Trainee )

· Experience : FRESHER (Experienced candidate Can’t apply)

· Age : only 18 to 24( higher age girl need not apply).

· Should be committed to work for 24*7.

· Skills Required: Good looking, Fair (bold enough to come out anytime will an added advantage).

· Preference would be given to beauty contest winner.

· No preference would be given to any degree/diploma.

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· Perks and incentives.

· Total gross ( Monthly ) : 3gifts worth 300/-

· 30 bike rides each duration 2 hours

· 20 trips to Selective place in Chennai/Banglore/Hyderabad/Mumbai/Kolkatta/NCR

· 10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3days

· Daily Provision of Vada Pav / Samosa Pav / Pakoda worth of5/-

· 4movies ( On choice ) per month on every weekend in PVR

· Visits to Big Bazar, Life Style, Pubs and various malls.

· Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to Demand

· Net Deductions ( Monthly ) : Provident Fund and Service taxes to be informed on joining

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· REFERRAL BONUS WILL BE GIVEN AS PERTHE POLICY / IF PERFORMANCE IS HIGH THEN WILL BE PROMOTED TO NEXTGRADE "WOODBE" ANDTHEN TO "WIFE" IN 2 YEARS

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· All short listed candidates will be intimated over phone.

· We would appreciate if you can refer / ask more potential candidatesto meet the Recruitment team at the earliest

· Note : Ex-girl friends will not be eligible for any referral benefits.