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Hi,
A DAMN FINE EXPLANATION -EXCELLENT
The wife came home from work early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
Understandably, she was somewhat upset. "You are a disrespectful pig!"
she cried. "How dare you do this to me - a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce straight away!"
Her husband replied, "Hang on just a minute luv, I can explain what
happened."
"You can try", she sobbed, "but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!"
And the husband began - "Well, I was getting into the car to drive home and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless; that I took pity on her and let her into the car.
I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days! So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the soup I made for you last night, the soup that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight.
The poor thing devoured three bowls in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw them away. Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't use because you say they are too tight. I also gave her underwear that was your anniversary present, which you don't use because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't use just to annoy her, and I also donate those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't use because someone at work has the same pair."
Then he took a quick breath and pressed on - "She was so grateful for my understanding and help and as I walked her to the door she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?"
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One Day
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying: 'Hi, how are you?'
I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom
but I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed, 'Doin' just fine!'
And the other guy says: 'So what are you up to?'
What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this
is too bizarre so I say: 'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!' At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I
hear another question. 'Can I come over?'
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could
just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, 'No........I'm a little busy right now!!!'
Then I hear the guy say nervously...
'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other
stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!'
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An Indian and an American are seated next to each other on a flight from Los Angeles to New York. The American asks if he would
like to play a fun-game.
The Indian, tired, just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and
rolls over to the window to catch a few winks.
The American persists and explains that the game is easy
and a lot of fun.
He says, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and vice versa."
Again, the Indian declines and tries to get some sleep.
The American, now worked up, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I don't know the answer, I'll pay you $500."
This gets the Indian's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment, agrees to the game.
The American asks the first question, "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The Indian doesn't say a word, reaches into his wallet, pulls out a $5 bill and hands it to the American.
"Okay," says the American, "Your turn."
So the Indian asks, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The American thinks about it. No answer.
Puzzled, he takes out his laptop computer and searches
all his references. No answer!
He taps into the air-phone with his modem and searches
the Internet and the Library of Congress. No answer.
Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and
co-workers.
Checks the input. All to no avail!
Finally, a long time later, he wakes the Indian and hands him $500.
The Indian thanks him and turns back to get his sleep.
The American, more than a little miffed, stirs the Indian and asks,
"Well, what's the answer?"
Without a word, the Indian reaches into his purse, hands the American $5,
and goes back to sleep!
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GALZZ MUST BE CRAZY
(with apologies to vasavi :P )
"These Guys must be crazy yaar", Asha suddenly remarked while adoring
herself in the mirror.
Her roommate priya who was busily playing Minesweeper in her laptop, turned
to Asha and asked, "c'mon, ma'm wat happened..you talking about Guys
suddenly..watz the matter?"
Asha : True yaar, these guys must be crazy.. I think they do all sort of
stupid things if they fall in love
Priya : aaha, Asha.what happened pa, suddenly you talking about love.who is
that idiot ?
Asha : Hey keep quiet ok! I'm already very angry... You please don't try to
tease me further
Priya : hahaha, you angry. see yourself in the mirror.. your drooling is
quite apparent. Tell me whoz that guy who made you talk about love all of
the sudden
Asha : our next cubicle northie yaar, Vikram I mean.. He is following me
wherever I go
Priya (surprised) : What you mean Vikram? Hey come on so many girls in our
office are drooling about him.... don't just blush ok? You shouldn't lie too
much esp when you are seeing urself in the mirror
Asha : hey come on yaar, you know, that day in FC, I went to wash my hands.
All other taps were free only. But this guy purposely waited and came to the
tap where I washed my hands after I went.
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Priya : hmmph.. Big deal... This is more feebler than BSNL signal. (shakes
her head) I cant accept this as a Love signal
Asha : wait wait. Even I didn't think it as a big issue. But yesterday no,
after finished with my dinner, I missed my mobile in the desk while leaving.
When I came back to pick it up, I noticed this Vikram picking up my paper
towel and put in his pocket. What would you say for this?
Priya : Really??? Do u mean it
Asha : hey true yaar.. thatz why I said.. these guys are all crazy.. they
tend to do all sorts of stupid things for love and romance
Priya : aah..dont tell me you didn't like that
Asha : hehe thatz a different story J ... you come with me to Food court
today.. I'll show you live action today
That afternoon........Priya and Asha dine together in the Food court. Vikram
who enters the Food court at the same time, takes the seat just behind them.
Asha : Look where he is sitting
Priya : O.K O.K.. Relax
Both finish their lunch and go to wash their hand. As they return they see
Vikram standing near the place where they had their lunch
Asha : Now see what he does
Priya : Wait , wait
Vikram looks here and there, after getting convinced no one is around, picks
up the tumbler that was used by Asha during her lunch.
Asha : (triumphant smile) What do yaa say now?
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Priya : Yep yep, Guys must be crazy only.. I will go and catch that Vikram
red handedly
Asha : hey relax priya, Me feeling shy
Priya : hello this is not a film story to keep postponing love proposal
until a railway station climax. You just wait here
Priya straightly goes to Vikram, who is quiet surprised to see her..
Vikram : Hi priya..how do u do
Priya : Dei, what are u doing da
Vikram : err..whatz the matter pri?
Priya : Watz the tumbler u are holding in ur hand
Vikram : oh this one ah? This is your friend Asha's work. Arrey, she is so
careless yaar. Whenever she goes to wash her hands in the wash basin, she
leaves the tap open and let water go waste. She never disposes of the paper
towel, once she is done with lunch and leaves it there itself. See even now,
she doesn't even care to keep the tumbler back in the place. How many times
you expect me to keep reminding in mails as part of the HALE cleanliness
initiative of the week. Nobody cares.. see, for being a volunteer what sort
of job I have to do. Regardless of the number of posts in the bulletin about
etiquette nobody cares to listen."
Saying this, a disgusted vikram goes to pick up the tumbler in the next
desk. An apparently shocked Asha could not mutter any other words except
mumbling "GALS MUST BE REALLY CRAZY . . . . ..."
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have read this story ...yaaro story sec post panna ngaabagam :rotfl:
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:lol: :lol: :lol: it's fun to laugh with as much as it is to laugh at eh?? :P
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yosh, sherene
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sarna, nov
:lol2:
(thats cause Ive read it before :D )
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Just read in Kumudam Arasu badhilkal:
"இரண்டு முறைகளுக்கு மேல் முதல்வர் ஆக மாட்டேன்" என்கிறாரே சரத்குமார்?
ஆமாம். அதற்குமேல் நேரம் இருக்காது. மூன்றுமுறை பிரதமர் ஆக வேண்டும். அதற்குப் பிறகு அமெரிக்காவுக்கு வேறு ஜனாதிபதி ஆக வேண்டுமே..
