A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

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Originally Posted by ajithfederer

Men always have better friends....
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night.
So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.
So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirmed that she was with them.

Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night.
So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is still with them!!

:noteeth:

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:rotfl: :rotfl: Reminds me of Sathi Leelavathi. Kalpana has just called Ramesh Arvind's boss to ask if he has been there, to which he answers in the negative. But just after ending the call he exclaims to himself, "Maatikittedannu sollalaamna, enga irukkaannu theriyalaye.." It is as if there is an unspoken agreement :lol:

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Originally Posted by NOV

BEER!

Now cheaper than petrol

Drink .......... Don't drive

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:rotfl2:

Few jokes are known to me :) so... for the new ones...

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Originally Posted by NOV

Ah Beng: If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
Ah Beng: No, I'll also stay with your sister.

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:)

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Ah Beng: People consider me as a "GOD"
Wife: How do you know??
Ah Beng: When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again.

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:D

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Ah Beng comes back 2 his car & find a note saying "Parking Fine"
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole "Thanks for compliment."

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by Wibha

Suppandi jokes-a potitu Ah Beng nu kadha vidreengala NOV :twisted:

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Every country or cult or sect has a supandi or mr x or sardar or ah beng or blondie :sigh2:

and they make same follies, behave same way!

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Originally Posted by ajithfederer

Men always have better friends....
Friends of Women:
A wife was not at home for a whole night.
So she tells her husband the very next morning, that she stayed at her (girl) friend's apartment overnight.
So the husband calls 10 of her best (girl) friends and none of them confirmed that she was with them.

Friends of Men:
A husband was not at home for a whole night.
So he tells his wife the very next morning, that he stayed at his friend's apartment over night.
So the wife calls 10 of his best friends and 5 of them confirmed that he stayed at their apartments that night and another 5 claimed that he is still with them!!

:noteeth:

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A known joke, but worth a grin :D

Reg. leave apps:

My friend used to be the shop floor in-charge in the factory where all the operators were women (mostly +2 finished kind) and it used to be fun to read some of the leave apps he gets. Often it ends with "yours lovingly" and sometimes "yours affectionately":-) (I too worked in the same plant at that time)

Since those girls used to write in school starting as "I'm suffering from fever / cold etc.", they repeat the same sentence here often, with various kinds of "sufferings". One that was often seen was:
"I am suffering from home affairs"

Innocent Jokes:.... :D

TEACHER: Why are you late?
BALGOBIN: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?
BALGOBIN: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

TEACHER: Balgobin, why are you doing your math sums on
the floor?
BALGOBIN: You told me to do it without using tables!

TEACHER: Balgobin, how do you spell "crocodile"?
BALGOBIN: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
BALGOBIN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it!

TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
BALGOBIN: "HIJKLMNO"!!
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
BALGOBIN: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

TEACHER: Balgobin, go to the map and find North
America.
BALGOBIN: Here it is!
TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS: Balgobin!

TEACHER: Balgobin, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
BALGOBIN: Me!

TEACHER: Balgobin, why do you always get so dirty?
BALGOBIN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.

BALGOBIN: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
BALGOBIN: Your name on this report card.

TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting
insects?
BALGOBIN: Don't bite any.

TEACHER: Balgobin, give me a sentence starting with
"I".
BALGOBIN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Balgobin. Always say, "I am."
BALGOBIN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet."

TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
BALGOBIN: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on
the same day,same time."

TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his
father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now
do you know why his father didn't punish him?"
BALGOBIN: "Because George still had the axe in his
hand?"

BALGOBIN: Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?
FATHER: No. Why do you ask that?
BALGOBIN: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
BALGOBIN: Yes it's really strange. I've got another
pair just like that at home.

TEACHER: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a
donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be
showing?
BALGOBIN: Brotherly love?

TEACHER: Now, Balgobin, tell me frankly do you say
prayers before eating?
BALGOBIN: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good
cook.

TEACHER: Balgobin, your composition on "My Dog" is
exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
BALGOBIN: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on
talking when people are no longer interested?
BALGOBIN: A teacher.

Njoi ur day :)

BALGOBIN aanaa ? ponnaa ? :roll:

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Originally Posted by sarna_blr

BALGOBIN aanaa ? ponnaa ? :roll:

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Neenga 'aan' endraa BALGOBIN ponnu...
Neenga 'PEN' endraa BALGOBIN 'AAN'...

ha ha ha :P idhuvum oru joke thaan sirikalaame....