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Originally Posted by Madhu Sree
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Originally Posted by Madhu Sree
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
How guys select the girl they want to marry
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.
He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, purchases new make-up and buys several new outfits, and dresses up very nicely for the man.
She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man is impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts.
She gets him a new set of STRONG golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market.
She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account.
She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money.
Guess which lady he chose to marry?
Think like a man . . .
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He married the most beautiful one!!!!!!
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Men are Men.... Obviously!!! :)
:rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl: guys are so :rotfl:
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naan enge answer'nu thedittu irundhen... :lol: :lol: :lol:
arshu, this must the U version. the original version has a man looking for a secretary, and the chosen one ...... :shhh:
Two men, one American and an Indian were sitting in a
bar drinking shot after shot.
The Indian man said to the American,
"You know my parents are forcing me to get married to
this so called homely girl from a village whom I
haven't even met once. We call this arranged marriage.
I don't want to marry a woman whom I don't love...I
told them that openly and now I have a hell lot of
family problems."
The American said, "Talking about love marriages...
I'll tell you my story.
I married a widow whom I deeply loved and dated for 3
years."After a couple of years, my father fell in love
with my step-daughter and so my father became my
son-in-law and I became my father's father-in-law.
The American continued,
My daughter is my mother and my wife my grandmother.
More problems occurred when I had a son. My son is my
father's brother and so he is my uncle. Situations
turned worse when my father had a son. Now my father's
son I.e. My brother is my grandson. Ultimately, I have
become my own grand father and I am my own grandson.
And you say you have family problems....
Indian: Give me a break!!"
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Originally Posted by sarna_blr
The Professional
A woman was at work when she received a phone call that her small daughter was very sick with a fever. She left her work and stopped by the pharmacy to get some medication. She got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys in the car. She didn't know what to do, so she called home and told the baby sitter what had happened.
The baby sitter told her that the fever was getting worse. She said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the door."
The woman looked around and found an old rusty coat hanger that had been left on the ground, possibly by someone else who at some time had locked their keys in their car. She looked at the hanger and said, "I don't know how to use this."
She bowed her head and asked God to send her help. Within five minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, with a dirty, greasy, bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag on his head.
The woman thought, "This is what you sent to help me?" But, she was desperate, so.... She was also very thankful.
The man got off of his cycle and asked if he could help. She said, "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I stopped to get her some medication and I locked my keys in my car. I must get home to her. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?"
He said, "Sure." He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was opened.
She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "Thank you so much! You are a very nice man."
The man replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison today. I was in prison for car theft and have only been out for about an hour."
The woman hugged the man again and with sobbing tears cried out loud,
"Oh, Thank you God!
You even sent me a professional! "
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