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A woman visited a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.
"There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."
Visibly shaken, the woman stared at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know.
She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked, "Will I be acquitted?"
Did you hear about the Indian drug addict who went into intensive care after mixing curry power with cocaine?
He’s now in a Korma.
1.Whenever I Find The Key To Success, Someone Changes The Lock.
2.The Road To Success Is Always Under Construction
3.In Order To Get A Loan, You First Need To Prove That You Don't Need It
4.All The Desirable Things In Life Are Either Illegal, Expensive Or Married
5.Once You Have Bought Something, You Will Find The Same Item Being Sold Somewhere Else At A Cheaper Rate
I concur with these three statements! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NOV
A boy had a crush on his classmate..
One fine day he proposed her..
But she rejected and threatened that she would complain to the principal if he ever bothered her again..
And the boy remains silent for rest of the days..
Some days later the girl borrows a book from that boy and writes in it " I love u too. Sorry to hurt you the other day. If you forgive me, please come and speak to me."
Four years passed, But the boy never approached the girl again...
MORAL: boys never open their book!
Teacher : How Old are You ?
Student : Check the Register ..
Teacher : Where are you from ?
Student : Check in school Info..
Teacher : Whom do u love most Mom or Dad ?
Student : Ask My Heart
Teacher : Stupid where is your Heart ?
Student : Ask your daughter!!
Time for some Iphone6 tweet fun.
1. The best feature of iphone6 is that if you hold upside down it becomes iPhone9..!!
2. The iphone6 unveil was great but if it still autocorrects the F-word to "ducking" I'm going to be pissed.
3. Watching the iphone6 launch was like watching some kind of Evangelical religious event...same difference, it's your money they want..!
4. Ever since the announcement of iphone6 things are really awkward between me and my iPhone 5.
Best of all..
5. Now you can get your phone, photos, and your wallet stolen at the same damn time! Thanks #iPhone6..!
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...
A Lion A Chimp A Giraffe AND..A Squirrel.
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . . .
Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
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If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A coconut tree doesn't have bananas!
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
You should take some time off and relax
Have two glasses of wine.
A full box of Chocolates.
And a nice lunch.
enaa romantic mood la :-)
This week's India Today?Quote:
Originally Posted by NOV