:rotfl: There is a sure chance of a house husband emerging!
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:rotfl: There is a sure chance of a house husband emerging!
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Hmm......story sounds very much like a recent Telugu movie I've seen.....:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by rajraj
I OWE MY MOTHER
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that stain will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL..
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."
6. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
24. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you.”
:rotfl: @ PP...
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Originally Posted by dev
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:lol:
:P :P :PQuote:
Originally Posted by a.ratchasi
Moral: IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW SILLY YOUR THESIS TOPIC IS; WHAT
MATTERS
IS WHO YOU HAVE FOR A SUPERVISOR.
In the context of the working world:-
IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW BAD YOUR PERFORMANCE IS;
WHAT MATTERS IS WHETHER YOUR BOSS LIKES YOU.[/quote] :P :P :P[/quote]
Well Depends on how good/bad ur boss is..............Poison is said to kill poison............
:wink:
“When the boss is a way, work becomes a holiday.” :lol:
Things I have learned in my life.
As I Walk Through Life
I've learned -
that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is be someone who can be loved.
The rest is up to them
I've learned
that no matter how much I care,
some people just don't care back.
I've learned
that it takes years to build up trust
and only seconds to destroy it.
I've learned
that it's not what you have in your life
but who you have in your life that counts.
I've learned
that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes.
After that, you'd better know something.
I've learned
that you shouldn't compare yourself to the best others can do.
but to the best you can do.
I've learned
that it's not what happens to people
that's important. It's what they do about it.
I've learned
that you can do something in an instant
that will give you heart ache for life.
I've learned
that no matter how thin you slice it,
there are always two sides.
I've Learned
that it's taking me a long time to
become the person I want to be.
I've learned
that it's a lot easier to react than
it is to think.
I've learned
that you should always leave loved ones with loving words.
It may be the last time you see them.
I've learned
that you can keep going long after you think you can't.
I've learned
that we are responsible for what we do,
no matter how we feel.
I've learned
that either you control your attitude
or it controls you.
I've learned
that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first,
the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
I've learned
that heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it
needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
I've learned
that learning to forgive takes practice.
I've learned
that there are people who love you dearly,
but just don't know how to show it.
I've learned
that money is a lousy way of keeping score.
I've learned
that my best friend and I can do anything
or nothing and have the best time.
I've learned
that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones to help you get back up.
I've learned
that sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry
but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
I've learned
that true friendship continues grow
even over the longest distance.
Same goes for true love.
I've learned
that just because someone doesn't love you
the way you want them to doesn't mean
they don't love you with all they have.
I've learned
that maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had and what you've learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
I've learned
that you should never tell a child that their dreams are unlikely or outlandish.
Few things are more humiliating, and what a tragedy it would if they believed it.
I've learned
that your family won't always be there for you.
It may seem funny, but people you aren't related to
can take care of you and love you and teach you to trust people again.
Families aren't biological.
I've learned
that no matter how good a friend is, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
I've learned
that it isn't always enough to be forgiven by others.
Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
I've learned
that no matter how bad your heart is broken,
the world doesn't stop for your grief.
I've learned
that our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are,
but we are responsible for who we become.
I've learned
that sometimes when my friends fight,
I'm forced to choose sides even when I don't want to.
I've learned
that just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other
And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
I've learned
that sometimes you have to put
the individual ahead of their actions.
I've learned
that we don't have to change friends
if we understand that friends change.
I've learned
that you shouldn't be so eager to find
out a secret. It could change your life forever.
I've learned
that two people can look at the exact same thing
and see something totally different.
I've learned
that no matter how you try to protect your children,
they will eventually get hurt and you will hurt in the process.
I've learned
that there are many ways of falling and staying in love.
I've learned
that no matter the consequences,
those who are honest with themselves get farther in life.
I've learned
that no matter how many friends you have,
if you are their pillar you will feel lonely and lost
at the times you need them most.
I've learned
that your life can be changed in a matter of hours
by people who don't even know you.
I've learned
that even when you think you have no more to give,
when a friend cries out to you,
you will find strength to help.
I've learned
that writing, as well as talking,
can ease emotional pains.
I've learned
that the paradigm we live in
is not all that is offered to us.
I've learned
that credentials on the wall
do not make you a decent human being.
I've learned
that although the word "love" can have many different meanings,
it loses value when overly used.
I've learned
that it's hard to determine where to draw the line between being
nice and not hurting people's feelings and standing up for what you believe.