NOV :confused2: it wasn't funny :?
designer :D
rocket boy :rotfl: :rotfl2:
sp akka :lol:
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NOV :confused2: it wasn't funny :?
designer :D
rocket boy :rotfl: :rotfl2:
sp akka :lol:
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.
So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker asked me what I was doing.
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?"
I told him I was a light bulb.
He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office.
When my co-worker followed me, the Boss asked her, "And where do you think you're going?"
(You're gonna love this.)
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark."
I definitely did :rotfl: :rotfl2: :rotfl:Quote:
Originally Posted by NOV
A man threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles.
He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the crocodiles!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair.
When he died, the insurance company refused the claim.
They said, 'He who never lived, cannot die!'
So many options for suicide:
Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, the slow way.
Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest have girlfriends!
:evil:
I promise not to show this page to your boyfriend. :poke:Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy