A man asked his wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said, “I’d love to be ten again.” On her birthday, he got her up bright and early and took her to a theme park. He put her on every ride in the park- the Death Slide, The Screaming Loop, The Wall of Fear. She staggered out of the theme park five hours later, her head reeling and her stomach turning. Then off to a movie theatre, popcorn, cola and sweets. Finally she staggered home with her husband and collapsed into bed. Her husband leaned over and asked, “Well, dear, what was it like being ten again?” One eye opened and she groaned, “Actually, honey, I meant dress size!”