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You are a Tamilian Only if ......
1-You arrive one hour late to a party and find out you are the first one to arrive.
2-You think it's perfectly normal to call someone who's 30 years younger than you 'anna' just because he's behind a counter.
3-You wear a suit to a wedding... and you are only 3 years old.
4-The wedding takes an hour and the group pictures take five hours.
5-Your mom and sister together own more jewelry than a Chinese jewelry store.
6-Your parents' idea of a vacation is to go down to the temples in India .
7-You talk for an hour at the front door when leaving someone's house.
8-The second your guests leave the house, your parents start talking about them.
9-You rent a cassette from the grocery store, it's been dubbed 6 times... & you return it 3 months later.
10-You go to a Tamil Cultural program only to find one Bharathanatyam and six hip hop shows.
11-You are somehow related to every new friend you meet.
12-Your remote control is still in its plastic packet.
13-You get a 95% on a test and your parents ask What happened to the other 5%?!'
14-You stare at Tamil people when they walk by.
15-You see married couples kissing on TV but have never your Mom & Dad get within 3 feet of each another.
16-Your parents never address each other by name.
17-When you get your first part-time job, your parents expect you to give them half.
18-Your mother has a minor dispute with her sister-in law and doesn't talk to her for 10 years.
19-Your parents say Swiss instead of Switzerland , Germany is German and England is London .
20-you go to a party and your aunt comments on how your skin color has changed.
21-You watch a Tamil wedding tape and all the songs from Roja are dubbed in it.
22-When the teacher took attendance and there was a sudden pause, you put your hand up and said 'here.'
23-You shortened your name to make it sound Anglo.
24-You have dinner at 10pm.
25-When your parents say 'BBC' they don't mean the news station but your uncle Nathan or aunty Kamala.
26-It's normal for all the relatives to bathe the groom on his wedding day.
27-You KNOW that your promiscuous second cousin on your father's side is pregnant even before she does.
28-Your aunties tease you about a particularly eligible cousin... & you like it!!!
29-You serve all your guests tea with milk and 5 spoons of sugar.
30-You only stop putting more rice on your guest's dinner plate 7 times after they tell you to stop.
31-Anytime you speak back to your parents, you get: 'I toiled my life for you, and this is how you repay me?!' - 'Naanga eppadi khasta pattathukku nee
ithuvum solluvae ithukku melayum solluvae!'
32-If you are a girl, you are expected to come home before dark - however if it's a son, 'OK rasa, jaakirathaa poitu vaa...'
33-Halfway through your shower you realize that your Head and Shoulders shampoo is gone and has been replaced by Siyakkai shampoo.
34-You walk in to another Tamil family's house and they have the same furniture and dining set as yours.
Last but not least
35- You are a true tamilian if you forward this mail to another tamilian
This is too good… if you can read this… it will not take more than 5 mins….
Sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooopen
In Tamilnadu , there is a well known person by name , Mr. Jeppier , Chairman of Sathyabama deemed university and some more self financing colleges , always speaks in English. That college students have collected & published a book by name "Jappier's Spoken English"
... Njoy .............with his.......... .....English. ......... .......
Now , here are some classic English sentences from the great
"Jappier's Spoken English"
# At the ground:
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All of you stand in a straight circle.
There is no wind in the balloon.
The girl with the mirror please comes her....{Means: girl with specs please come here).
# To a boy , angrily:
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I talk , he talk , why you middle middle talk?
# While punishing students:
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You , rotate the ground four times....
You , go and understand the tree...
You three of you stand together separately.
Why are you late - say YES or NO .....(?)
# While addressing students about Dress Code: (he is very strict abt this )
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Every body should wear dress to college
Boys no proplum
Girls are pig proplum . (pig=big)
Girls should wear only slawar no nitee.
Girls should not wear T sirt , U shirt , V shirt.. but if you want to wear ...... remove it when inside the campus and put it oout side the campus
# Sir at his best:
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Sir had once gone to a film with his wife. By chance , he happened to see one of our boys at the theatre , though the boy did no t see them.
So the next day at s school... (to that boy) - "Yesterday I saw you
WITH MY WIFE at the Cinema Theatre"
# Sir at his best inside the Class room:
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Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in.
Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in.
Cut an apple into two halves - I will take the bigger half.
Shhh...Quiet , boys...the principal JUST PASSED AWAY in the corridor
You , meet me behind the class. (Meaning AFTER the class..)
This one is cool >> "Both of u three get out of the class."
Close the doors of the windows please. I have winter in my nose today....
Take Copper Wire of any metal especially of Silver.....
Take 5 cm wire of any length....
Last but not the least some Jeppiar experiences ...
Once Sir had come late to a college function , by the time he reached , the function had begun , so he went to the dais , and said , sorry I am late , because on the way my car hit 2 muttons (Meaning goats).
At Sathyabama college day 2002:
"This college strict u the worry no .... U get good marks , I the happy , tomorrow u get good job , jpr the happy , tomorrow u marry I the enjoy"
At St. Josephs college of engineering fresh years day 2003:
"No ragging this college. Anybody rag we arrest the police "
VERY IMPORTANT: Enjoy this English, but don't forget your English!
:lol: i wonder what Mr. Jeppiar said when he got his hands on his namesake book...
NOV-san how i wish "You are a Tamilian Only if ......" was funny not was funny because it's true... :roll: :x
1-You arrive one hour late to a party and find out you are the first one to arrive. ( :x sooo know this feeling! And I worry during the travelling to get there, that I'm late and being impolite!) DOWN with IST!!!
14-You stare at Tamil people when they walk by. (Yeah and they switch to horribly mangled english if they were speaking perfectly good thamil before you came by!)
22-When the teacher took attendance and there was a sudden pause, you put your hand up and said 'here.' ( :roll: Sigh...have always known how this feels! That's why guilty of the following one)
23-You shortened your name to make it sound Anglo. (guilty! :P )
29-You serve all your guests tea with milk and 5 spoons of sugar. :D
30-You only stop putting more rice on your guest's dinner plate 7 times after they tell you to stop. ( :x there's a line between being a good guest and fear that you are going to keel over at the table!That's just the second helping too!)
31-Anytime you speak back to your parents, you get: 'I toiled my life for you, and this is how you repay me?!' - 'Naanga eppadi khasta pattathukku nee
ithuvum solluvae ithukku melayum solluvae!' :lol: :P
32-If you are a girl, you are expected to come home before dark - however if it's a son, 'OK rasa, jaakirathaa poitu vaa...'
:roll: :x (hate this one!)
34-You walk in to another Tamil family's house and they have the same furniture and dining set as yours.
(haha i have seen this between two relatives who put down each other's taste...maybe they should pay more attention when they visit each other!)
Good ones! :lol: :DQuote:
Originally Posted by NOV
And might I add one more-
Your wife's standard attire for parties, dinners, movies, religious functions, casual visits or even running an errand to the local grocery store is a kanjeevaram saree and a mini jasmine garden in her hair.*
:wink: :P
* Of course this is diminishing in case of today's generation.......!
esp all nava-graha kovils :)Quote:
Originally Posted by NOV
As GoundeR Mani says for some of the facts here
Bloody Yindiyans :P
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Originally Posted by NOV
:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by MrIndia
all venkatajalapathy and shivan kovils :D
i fit into half of them so am i half tamilian :roll:
Beer contains female hormones :shaking:
Last month, National University of Lesotho scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects :
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional.
6) Couldn't drive..
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary.
:x :x :x :x :x that ain't one bit funny :x