:rotfl: :rotfl: happens happens, at times teachers are so dumb or they cant concentraate on small matters :wink:
We too were gr8 editors b4 we finishd our school. stories to come :)
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:rotfl: :rotfl: happens happens, at times teachers are so dumb or they cant concentraate on small matters :wink:
We too were gr8 editors b4 we finishd our school. stories to come :)
one of the popular paper editing techniques used to be including additional answer sheets
some students with gr8 foresight, used to flick attested answer sheets from examination hall and they preserve it.
when the sir issues corrected answer sheets, they write down the big answers in the extra sheet and tie them to their answer sheet. And they go and get extra marks saying that teacher forgot correct certain answers.
It works everytime. once a fellow got zero marks in mathematics. He wrote absolutely nothing in his answer sheet. On receiving the paper he did similar thing :lol: . the best comedy was that sir still beleived that he could have left out an answer without correcting even after seeing that the student got only zero mark previously :lol:
more recently in college, one of my friends said that he had totalling mistakes and got extra 9 marks out of 20. he just inserted one answer sheet from another friend (that particular sheet carried 9 marks) and showed it to sir. ofcourse he got those extra marks :lol:
My school and college life? hmmmmmmmmm school i was notorious girl according to my teacher and that hitler head master. My "reputation" continues here as well! : cry:
Anyway let put my story,
When I was in school I used to laugh a lot! as usual my teachers will always ask their standard vasanam "what? r u mad, why r laughing, u know what they call "laughing ppl"...........blah blah blah" i remeber i was in my 10th grade and we girls used to watch the comedy timeshow, with that guy something like mayilsami(or whatever). My teacher couldn’t resist me and always put me in the last bench(despite of getting first rank). So my friend who was sitting in the front row came over to me and started to tell me the joke with goundamani's minnukoni varnam(sorry iam not sure, how to write that song). i started to laugh and I couldn’t even stop laughing! My friend who was telling this, she escaped at once and i was laughing all alone! my teacher came and i was laughing yet!
she got so mad and started to yell at me!(as usual), she then said NOTORIOUS FELLOW GET OUT OF THE CLASS, that was the first time i heard that word and asked my teacher what it meant! she said "its nothing but u!"
After saying that she said again"get out of the class". i just went out! On my way to the door, she yelled again! "how dare u, u don’t own respect, u wont even ask for excuse........blah blah blah.................if i said get out, u will leave at once, what a manners! I couldn’t stop laughing again. Then I thought she forgave me and came and sat on my bench! This time she was screaming hysterical, the whole class got scared, I thought she is going have heart attack! No she was yelling b’coz I just sat on my place without excusing! Hm the whole day(no the whole period) just went by advising me and how naughty girls r on these days!
Yea, esp. male teachers! :P :oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by thamizhvaanan
I recently heard a tape by a popular guy who was telling abt his childhood....he said ther was a test in history w/ a qsn. asking "wat is Gandharan Art?"
To wich his friend wrote: "Gandharan Art is a very good art. A very good art is Gandharan Art. Gandharan Art & a very good art r one & the same." :lol:
Turns out this guy was given more marks by the 'Sir' than the speaker, who said he got a mark less for writing a whole 'genuine' para on Gandharan Art. :lol2:
:? Tats strange! :PQuote:
Originally Posted by crazy
Y wud she expect u to ask permission for it if she herself, the teacher, had ordered u to get out in the 1st place? :roll: :)
:lol: this is like the classic Nalauira dhivya prabandam joke.
Nalayira dhivya prabandham endraal enna?
so and so is a prabandham, adhu naalayiram padalgalai kondathu. adhu dhivyamanadhu, matrum prabandha vagaiyai chaarndhadu
:rotfl: for more tricks and tips to write an exam visit this thread http://forumhub.mayyam.com/hub/p510476.html
a long one, but i guess worth the time :)
so we have a first ranker in our forum :)Quote:
Originally Posted by crazy
:lol: we do the same in college, except that we do it without the knowledge of professors :lol: most of anna university's professors have some kinda adhesive to board, once they face it they cant turn back. they usuallly get so engrossed with writing equations or drawing figures that it used to be a cakewalk for us to abscond :lol: further our old classroom had 6 doors. none of my classmates got attendance lag that semester :rotfl:Quote:
she said again"get out of the class". i just went out! On my way to the door, she yelled again! "how dare u, u don’t own respect, u wont even ask for excuse........blah blah blah
I had a similar experience in my first year.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lambretta
We were the three muskees who always ended up being on the wrong side of the road, if you get what I mean!!
Right after the morning session one fine day, we went for lunch and was a lil bit late for the next session, say about 1/2 hour. As we were heading towards our seats, our lecturer stopped us in our tracks by asking the time. The first one nearest to her kept mum. The lecturer's face grew fearsome. She next looked at the second one and repeated the question again for which he answered. Immediately, she turned to me and repeated for which I answered. That was it! She blew it and started harrassing everyone in the class and left us all in confusing as to what was her problem.
Was she pissed because her sarcasm was understood or because we dare reply her?
To this day, it is still a mystery wondering what exactly ticked her off because her reaction was contradictory. Nevermind that we came in late after lunch that day!! :P
:rotfl: :rotfl: nalla badhil. naanga solliyirundha innaeram cup vizhundirukkum :lol: