Employee: Boss, Now I have got a baby, please increase my salary.
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
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Employee: Boss, Now I have got a baby, please increase my salary.
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company..!
At the beginning of married life, every woman treats her husband as GOD.
Later on somehow the letters get reversed..!
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer."
That is why so many of us are speechless when lecturers ask us questions.
Guy: Do you have any cards with sentimental love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure. How about this card; it says "To the only girl I love."
Guy: That's sounds good. Give me 12 of them.
After reading the form filled by an applicant, the employer said: " WE do have an opening for you. Its called the "door!"
A signboard in front of an IT company says:
Drive Slowly, don't kill our employees. Leave them to us.
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Originally Posted by NOV
:rotfl:
NOV did u realize you've been posting the SAME JOKES over and over and over :? :?
i'm sure ur running outta them
That's not funny! That's just plain sad. :xQuote:
Most Relationships fail not because of absence of love.
Love is always present.. Its just that, one loves too much and and the other loves too many.
Here's some NEW :P jokes...which we seem to be missing these days!
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.
A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Giants fan," the little hero replied.
"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again. "Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook.
"I'm not a Jets fan either," the boy said.
"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?" the reporter asked.
"I'm a Cowboys fan," the child said.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet."