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INSTALLING LOVE
Tech Support : Yes ma'am...how can I help you?
Customer : Well, after much consideration, I've decided to install LOVE. Can you guide me through the process?
TS: Yes, I can. Are you ready to proceed?
C: Well, I'm not very technical, but I think I'm ready. What do I do first?
TS: The first step is to open your HEART. Have you located your HEART ma'am?
C: yes, but there are several other programs running now. Is it okay to install LOVE while they are running?
TS: What programs are running?
C: let's see, I have Past Hurt, low Self-Esteem, Grudge and Resentment running right now.
TS: No problem, love will gradually erase Past/Hurt from your current operating system. It remain in your permanent memory, but it will no longer disrupt other programs. Love will eventually override Love Self-Esteem with a module of it's own called High Self-Esteem, However, you have to completely to turn off Grudge and Resentment. Those program prevent Love from being properly installed. Can you turn those off ma'am?
C: I don't know how to turn them off. Can you tell me how?
TS: With pleasure. Go to your start menu and invoke forgiveness. Do this as many times as necessary until Grudge and Resentment are completely erased.
C: Okay, done! Love has started installing itself.Is that normal?
TS: Yes, but remember that you have only the base program. You need to begin connecting to other Hearts in order to get the upgrades.
C: Oops! An error message. It says," Error-program not run on external component." What should I do?
TS: Don't worry ma'am. It mean that the Love Program is set up to run on Internal Hearts, but has not yet been run in your Heart. In non-technical terms, it simply means you have to Love yourself before you can Love others.
C: So, what should I do?
TS: Can you pull down Self-Acceptance, then click on the following files: Forgive Yourself; Realise Your Worth; Acknowledge Your Limitations.
C: Okay, done.
TS: Now copy them to the " My heart" directory. The system will overwrite any conflicting files and begin patching faulty programming. Also, you need to delete Verbose Self-Criticism from all directories and empty your recycle bin to make sure it is completely gone and never comes back.
C: Got it. Hey, My Heart is filling up with new files! Smile is playing on my monitor, and peace and contentment are copying themselves all over my heart. Is this normal?
TS: Sometimes. For others it takes a while, but eventually everything gets it at the proper times. So love is installed and running. One more thing before we hang up, Love is Freeware. Be sure to give it and its various modules to everyone you meet. They will in turn share it with others and return some cool modules back to you.
C: I promise to do just that. By the way, what's your name?
TS: Just call me the Divine Cardiologist, also known as the Great Physician, or simply "I AM". Most people feel all they need is an annual check-up to stay heart-healthy. But the manufacturer (ME) suggest daily maintenance schedule for maximum love efficiency
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wow!
nice a.ratchasi ! thats the nicest one !
"INSTALLATION COMPLETE !!"
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Hi ratchasi,
This is really great!! :o :o Truly enlighterning and entertaining!!
"peace and contentment" :?: :!: My God! when I was in love my head was bedlam.. :D :D
But I know, the love you are talking about is love on a different plane, not necessarily only between a boy and a girl.
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Teaching(or preaching) an important subject in the best known modern terms. :) A GREAT procedure :D Well done, a.ratchasi :lol:
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Madam PP and all, I am merely the 'poster' of the above.
It's from one of the many forwarded mails that l receive from my contacts.
The credit should be given to the originator and the person who sent it to me, for it has touched not one but many! :)
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Amazing!!!
Amazing!
The first thing that I do after receiving such emails is to ....
promptly delete them. See I am more bothered about the
size of my mail box than my heart!!! :twisted:
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Put the glass down..
Once A professor began his class by holding up a glass with some water in it. He held it up for all to see; asked the students,
"How much do you think this glass weighs?'50gms!' ?....'100gms!'
......'125gms' ......the students answered.
I really don't know unless I weigh it,' said the professor, 'but, my question is: What would happen if I held it up like this for a few minutes?'
'Nothing' the students said.
OK what would happen if I held it up like this for an hour?' the professor asked.
Your arm would begin to ache' said one of the students.
You're right, now what would happen if I held it for a day?
' Your arm could go numb, you might have severe muscle stress & paralysis; have to go to hospital for sure! ventured another student ; all the students laughed.
Very good. But during all this, did the weight of the glass change? Asked the professor.
No' replied the students
Then what caused the arm ache; the muscle stress?' Instead What should I do?
The students were puzzled.
Put the glass down! said one of the students.
Exactly!' said the professor
'Life's problems are something like this. Hold it for a few minutes in your head; they seem OK. Think of them for a long
time; they begin to ache. Hold it even longer; they begin to paralyze you.
You will not be able to do anything. It's important to think of the
challenges (problems) in your life, but EVEN MORE IMPORTANT to 'put them down' at the end of every day before you go to sleep. That way, you are not stressed, you wake up every day fresh; strong ; can handle any issue, any challenge that comes your way!
PUT THE GLASS DOWN TODAY GUYS & GIRLS :)
LETS CELEBRATE LIFE
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That was a nice one NM !! Thanks :)
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NM :thumbsup: This is sure to grace the desks and walls of many a hectic office.
It is strange indeed that we pick silly quarrels and ruminate profound theories and get fresh perspectives in this very same place called the hub. This is what keeps me coming back!
