8) very nice 8)Quote:
Originally Posted by Surya
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8) very nice 8)Quote:
Originally Posted by Surya
Thanks. :D
Yen, cinema theatre-la A-row la irukkara-vangalukku cinema ozhungave theriyalai?
ANS: Enna, A-row-kku munnala B-row (Bero) irukku.
Not one of my favorites though. :x
How do Flies communicate? :)
EEE-mail.
Is this better than the Bero joke? :D
Yep yep :D
:lol:
Intha kadi pothuma?
Innum Konjam Venuma?
Intha Kadi pothuma, innum onjam venuma? :)
:lol: :lol: :D @ SuryaQuote:
Originally Posted by Surya
Ithukumela Kadikka mudiyuma nu yennake theriyathu. I'm going to go through my books to find my Kadi Joke book tonight. :)
what is the laziest mountain in the world?
why does a traffic light turn red?????
teacher: how come you do not comb your hair?
student: no comb, sir.
teacher: Use your dad's then.
student: no hair, sir
why are giraffes necks so long?
why? why? why? @ Nightingale?
Nurse: what happened to the patient who swallowed those pennies?
Doctor: No change.
ok i admit that one sucked...but still :D
their feet smell terrible :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
so it will reach it's headQuote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
mount ever - rest !!!Quote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
[quote="nightingale"]why does a traffic light turn red?????
you would too if you had to change in front of so many people !!! :oops:
What did the policeman say to his tummy ?
[quote="nightingale"]good one. :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
You're under 'a Vest' !Quote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
shopper: how muchr the eggs?
grocer:80 cents a dozn for the good eggs..50 cents for the craked ones
shopper:Good ! crack me a dozen
:lol: a cracked dozen for me too please :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
go to farmers market in newmarket Querida..jst kidin
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hmmm wish i could but heard the chickens were to frozen to lay any eggs... :DQuote:
Originally Posted by nightingale
noo these are rooster eggs :lol:
:lol: @ Nightingale
on the topic of chickens...
why did the chicken cross the road?
to get to the other side!
why did the chicken cross the playground?
to get to the other slide!
why did the turkey cross the road?
to prove he wasn't chicken!
why did the duck cross the road?
because the chicken was on vacation!
hey querida how many hours a day do you spend here? :lol: :lol:
frankly what's it to you?
But if you must know
i spend time between writing assignments
i think it is more constructive than say playing games or being on messenger....i take breaks in between writing and studying here :D
why does it bother you in anyway?
why r u getting pissed off now? :evil:
aww how could i ever get angry at your smiling avatar :D ..sorry if you think im being defensive....but i understand what you must think when seeing me replying to almost all the posts i can....anyways just think of it as what you can say concisely i can only say in many posts :D
In Deserts, why do people glue things outside their houses??
Answer, Because ange than Otta-Gum Irrukku.
Regards. 8)
Here's an ancient one.
Bus'sa pinnale thallina enna aagum?
Pin Valaiyum. :)
Surya you have surely made a nice comeback...i really enjoyed your jokes...i too have spent most of my life in north america...i too have heard my share of sick jokes i admit..but there were actually funny ya....anyways thanx for these... :D
Thanks, :D
I'll post more later when I have time.
Regards. 8)
How do you make holy water?
Why don't ghosts have babies?
Who is the best at adding numbers in hot weather?
Seepukum Vazhaipazha tholukkum oru ottrumai. Adhu enna?
Theriyadha?
Seepu Thalaiyai VARUM, Vazhaipazha tholu kaalai VARUM
Mudhal naal Rajini padathuku pona Theatrela puzhukkamae irrukadhu. Adhu yen?
Annikuku niraiya visiringa varuvangalae.
Mahabharathilae utkarundhu kondae irrundhavar yaar?
Kundhi Devi
awaiting your sing-song replies Nightingale :wink: :D