Tamil Kadi Jokes

1. Hero Honda vil hero pogalam, But
Yamaha vil yaman poga mudiyuma?

2. Pongalukku Governmentla leaveu kudupanga… Ana Idly Dosaikku kudupangala?

3. Teacher : Mudhal masam January. Pathavathu masam enna?
Student: Delivery teacher

'Kaadhal' pada DVD ya fridge la vecha yenna aagum?
'Jillunu oru kaadhal' DVD kidaikum.

Wife: Yenga ippadiye naan samachi
potta enakku enna kidaikkum?

Husband: Ennoda EPF panam Seekkaram
kidaikkum.

How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Woman: I can eat 6 idlies
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach.

Woman: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going
to ask my friend.



Woman: Priya, how many idlies can you eat in
empty stomach?

Priya : I can eat 10..

Woman: podi.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

Naragathil yeman and man.

MAN: nan en wifeuku oru call pannikuren
how much paise?

YEMAN:naragam to naragam FREE

Love Marriage ikkum, Arrange marriage ikkum enna difference??

naamala kenuthula viluntha athu love
marriage...

10 per thalli vitta athu arranged marriage..

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Originally Posted by NOV

How many idlies can you eat in empty stomach?

Woman: I can eat 6 idlies
Man: You Can eat only 1 idly in empty stomach. When you eat second that's not empty stomach.

Woman: ha ha ha super joke, I,m going
to ask my friend.



Woman: Priya, how many idlies can you eat in
empty stomach?

Priya : I can eat 10..

Woman: podi.
6nu sonna oru super joke soli irupen.

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இட்லி கூட கணெக்ட் பண்ண வேற பேரே தோணலையா! :evil: :x :hammer:

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Originally Posted by sgokulprathap

'Kaadhal' pada DVD ya fridge la vecha yenna aagum?
'Jillunu oru kaadhal' DVD kidaikum.

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:lol:

Good one :D

priya :poke:


Heart attackna enna theriyuma?

Oru azhagana ponnu unna parththa-un blood
heat aagum. Aval Sirithal- un bp increase aagum. Aval un pakathula vanthal-un heart beat raise aagum, face verkum, naakku ularnthu pogum..

Aval thannoda azhagana lip sa open panni...... "Anna, Batu caves entha busla poganumnu kekum bothu un heartla "Dum" nu oru satham kekkum paar, Athukku
per thaan heart attack.

Chandran: Oru nimishathula 130 name solla mudiyuma?

Ravi: Mudiyadhu, niye sollu....

Chandran: 100mohmed (NoorMohamed), 9thara (Nayantara),
6mugam(Arumugam) , 7malai(Ezhumalai) , 5ali(Anjali) , and 3sha(Trisha) . kooti paaru kanakku sariya varum.