A cow suddenly started biting a door, Why? :?
Yenna doorla, Pull nu ezhithirunthuthe.
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A cow suddenly started biting a door, Why? :?
Yenna doorla, Pull nu ezhithirunthuthe.
:lol: good one Surya...nice avatar as well....is that his look from kakke kakke?
Thanks. :)
Yeah! Anbuselvan IPS! 8)
Here's one after a while, but you will have to know some basics of Hinduism.
Where did Shree Ram and Seetha go for their 'Thalai Deepavali'? (first deepavali as a married couple)
hey Surya how fair is that ya? Where's the answer? :?
come on the bite has to be quick to be effective :D 8)
The answer is......(drumroll please)......
They didn't, Deepavali came about because Lord Krishna slays Naragasuran. And Krishna avatar is after Ram.
(Ram avatar-Thretha Yugam. Krishna Avatar- Dwapara Yugam)
Not much of a Kadi though.
Nai ( Dog ) vaal arunda enge poogum ?
RE-TAIL shopikku...
:lol: @ Hyderabadi...
hey Surya i never thought of it like that..better than a kadi cause it makes your really think... :D
Good one hydrabadi!
yeah Q, That was more of a history question.
Here are a few questions regarding math.
What do you call an angle which is adorable?
Acute Angle.
Man! This is a crisis, I'm running out of good jokes! :(
What will poeple do in a desert to stick postage stamps?
Nothing ... B'cos they have OTTAGUMs ( Camel) there
Three girls were traveling in a boat.
All of a sudden the boat was about to sink.
Out of the three girls two got drowned but the third one didn't. Why?
Because she was a good "KATTAI"..
Teacher: What's a Pharoh?
Student: Something a little lighter than a dark-o?
Teacher: You're failing this class.
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Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?
Guys lets see if you can guess it. :D
Hyderabadi you don't come often but you always make sure to leave much appreciated laughter in your wake :)
Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?
Guys lets see if you can guess it. :D[/quote]
does that mean you'll tell us gals the answer? :D
Ok, I'll take that as a "no, i can't guess it" :D
here it is.
Teacher: What's a hieroglyphic?
Student: A little higher than the lower-o-glific?
Teacher: I'm quitting this job.
I'm running dangerously low on Kadi Jokes here.
hi Querida,
i dont surf the net often..
so pl bear with me
Amma 'Mum' endral what is Periyamma and Chinnamma?
Periyamma - 'Maxi'mum
Chinnamma - 'Mini'mum
Naalu 'T' oru 'G' irukkura varthai enna?
Originality
No originality in that one hydrabadi. I got that one before you did. :lol:
Aruvai Joke Elllam solluvare avar yeppo vaalaikku poovar?
7:00 O 'Clock.
For those who don't know, 7:00 O' Clock is a Blade Company in India.
Why did people suddenly start sneezing in the theaters?
Yenna athu oru masala padam.
what is common about dosaikkal and a computer?
rendileyum DOS-ai podalam..
Thanks RR for giving the link to this topic !
Kadipatharku ingu aalillaiyo ... :?:
Hmm seri, ippo naan intha noolai thodarugiren. Indha kadi joke ulagathin miga miga chinna kadi.
:arrow: Ungal siru virali vaayil vaithu ( ungal vaayil ) nandraaga kadiyungal .... ambuttuthen !
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It was Deepavali day and as is the custom in Tamil Nadu, the Ant and his friend the Elephant had bought brand new clothes to celebrate the occassion. The elephant had just finished his oil bath and had gone to his room to change when the ant knocked loudly on the door.
`Whats up ?' , asked the elephant.
`Come out just for a minute', replied the ant.
Elephant : `Hey I am not yet fully dressed !'
Ant : `Come out right now as you are, just for a minute.'
The elephant then came out and stood in front of the ant. After looking at him for a few seconds, the ant said, `Ok you can go back to your room and finish wearing all your clothes.'
`But why did you ask me to come out when I was not fully dressed ?' asked the now very curious elephant.
`Nothing ... I just wanted to see whether you had worn my underwear by mistake !'
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Hi ppl, one suggestion : After 100 kadis have been posted here, a Poll can be conducted & one of the posters may be chosen and awarded the "KADI CHAKRAVARTY" ( or ) "KADI MAHARANI" title based on the severity of his / her kadis.
:lol:
HULK , please do the honours :notworthy: :clap: :notworthy: :clap:
ennathu honours ah..:x...naan kadi jokes ellam niruthi vittaen..kadi jokes kodukkuravangalakkum honours kodukka mattein...ithu thaan yennodeiya mudivu..:DQuote:
Originally Posted by great
also kandiban please...Quote:
Originally Posted by great
Mamiyar is "karu' mumQuote:
Originally Posted by Hyderabadi
One day, Mickey Mouse asks Donald Duck to tell him Ramayana. Donald duck is impressed and starts reading verses from Ramayana.
Mickey Mouse continues to listen
After completing the whole Ramayan, Donald Duck lets out a big sigh and asks Mickey Mouse, "Mickey Mouse, tell me...who was the father of Lord Ram?"
Mickey Mouse could not answer.
Angry, Donald duck, again asks, " Mickey Mouse!!! tell me...what was the capital of Ram's kingdom!"
Mickey Mouse cannot answer again.
Infuriated, Donald Duck kicks Mickey Mouse hard, and Mickey Mouse goes and collides with a wall. As soon as he collides with the wall, he gets up and starts saying verses of Ramayana from start to end....
How did this happen???
After hitting the wall, Mickey becomes
Wall-Mickey(Valmiki)...
mqb,
Semma kadi
Yea no doubt it was, but cant see wat it has to do w/ Tamil...? :? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Braandan
this is the only kadi thread i know.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lambretta
person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....
What is the similarity between short circuit and poramai?
Wire-eriyarthu
Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa
Russia-la yen kosu-ve illai?
Yen-na, anga Kosukku vera peyar
:lol: :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Raikkonen
Super kadi ! :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by mgb
OLD PROVERBS, MODERN VERSIONS :
1. Honesty is the Best Policy ..
:arrow: As long as the Premium need not be paid !
2. One may smile and smile, and yet be a Villain.
:arrow: One may cry & cry, and yet be a Villi !
2 Men are watching a documentary.
Man 1: Yenna ithu? Intha documentary-la yellarum thona thona nu pesikitte irrukange?
Man 2: Oruvallai 'Talk'-umentary ya irrukum.
:x
A Girl comes to her house after 10.
Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?
Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. :rotfl:
:banghead: :x