Using typical Project Manager's lingo, can I request people to take the current religious discussions 'offline':) I am sure these are something everyone is interested in and has strong views but this is 'beyond the scope' of this thread :)
Let us have the team members giving us updates on what is happening on 'Chal Chale', 'Pazhassi Raja', 'Madhiya Chennai' etc. Those going off tangent will be given a 'Need Improvement' in their appraisal :)