Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
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Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
Why Dogs and Women are alike?
Neither believe that silence is golden, neither can balance a checkbook, and Both put too much value on kissing.
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.
A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND
On Kaur's birthday Santa had no money, so he sent a cheque of 100 kisses.
When he returns home Kaur said: Thanks I got cheque cashed from bank manager.
What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!
Lady to her maid: " Oh Susila, I have reason to suspect that my husband is having an affair with his secretary."
Susila:" I don't believe it! You are just saying that to make me jealous!"
From msn.com, in an article about why people should save for retirement:
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If you're turning the corner into your sixth decade, you've probably heard the jokes about getting older. The ones that start, "You know you're 50 when …":
The elevator is playing your favorite song.
Dinner and a movie are the whole date, not just the warm-up.
You look like the morning after and you haven't been anywhere.
You throw a party and the neighbors don't call the cops. In fact, they don't even realize you had a party.
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After being married 25 years, a man looked at his wife one day and said, "You know, 25 years ago we lived in a cheap apartment, drove a cheap car, had only a sofa bed and watched a 14" black and white television.
But, every night I got to sleep with a hot 25-year-old blonde."
"Now," he continued, "We have a nice house, a new car, a big flat-screen TV, but I have to sleep with a 50-year-old woman. It doesn't seem fair."
His wife was a reasonable woman.
She replied, "Well, why don't you go out and get yourself a hot 25-year-old blonde? Then I'll make sure you will once again live in a cheap apartment, drive a cheap car, have only a sofa bed and watch a 14" black and white television."
The man rethought his priorities.
Types of Girls
CD-ROM GIRLS
She is always faster and faster.
EMAIL GIRLS
Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense .
HARD DISK GIRLS
she remembers everything, FOREVER
INTERNET GIRLS
Difficult to access
MULTIMEDIA GIRLS
She make horrible thing look beautiful
SCREENSAVER GIRLS
She is good for nothing but at least she is fun
RAM GIRLS
she forget about you, the moment turn her off
WINDOW GIRLS
everyone know that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
VIRUS GIRLS
Also known as "wife'' when you are not expecting her, she comes, install herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don't try you uninstall her you will lose everything...
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Your Name: __________
Your % in your degree/X/XII std: _________
Your Gender: ______
Done???????
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