A joke per day...keeps the doctor away!

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no no.. joke thread'la vandhu no crying :evil: :P

புகழ்வதில் நீ ஒரு "Gentleman" 8-)

கடலை போடுவதில் நீ ஒரு "முதல்வன்" :P

தேசபற்றில் நீ ஒரு "இந்தியன்" :thumbsup:

குடுத்த கடனை திருப்பி கேட்டால் மட்டும் ஏனட "அந்நியன்" ஆகிறாய் :(

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Originally Posted by ksen

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Sathyama ithukku thaan naan vaay vittu sirichen :rotfl2:

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http://in.youtube.com/watch?v=25Moioh7OqY

:D

U.S. comedians are not leaving Bush alone.

Obama visited whitehouse yesterday and was given a tour by Bush.

A couple I heard on the radio this morning :

-Obama trying to open a cup-board while Bush in a frenzy to stop him 'No-no-don't open that'. Obama opens anyways and a bunch of UNOPENED papers fell each with title 'intelligence report'

The radio dj himself said the next one is a cliche - anyway that one goes like this:

-Obama had a meeting with Bush in the oval room on status of all matters and afterwards met with Cheney for 'actual' status:-)

Doctor : I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Woman : Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor : Did you understand what I just told you?

Woman : Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor : Then why are you so happy?

Woman : Because that proves that I have a brain!

http://www.tamilpeek.com/watch.php?vid=1160$B ( copy paste in IE )


http://www.tamilpeek.com/videos.php?id=1160&cat=26#

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McCain was asked, after he lost the election to Obama . . .

"How did you sleep?"

He answered "I slept like a baby . . . . . .

I was getting up every two hours and crying!"

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A nine year old boy asks his mother, "Is God male or female?"

After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, "Well God is both male and female."

This confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

"Well," she says, "God is both black and white."

This really confuses the boy, so he asks, "Is God gay or straight?" Feeling a bit out of her depth, but wanting to be consistent, the mother answers, "Honey, God is both gay and straight."

At this the boy's face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks...

"Is Michael Jackson God?"