"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
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"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married."
"No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who wishes she were not."
"Sometimes you have to do that with adults--just say what they need you to say--so they'll get out of your face."
"He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke."
"If you think something small can't make a difference, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room."
"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided."
"Late night TV is very educational. It teaches you that you should have gone to bed earlier."
"A friend shares the good times and helps out by listening during the bad times."
"If you have two friends in your lifetime, you're lucky. If you have one good friend, you're more than lucky."