Tamil Kadi Jokes

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Originally Posted by Surya

A Girl comes to her house after 10.

Father: "yen lattu" appadinraru.
Amma : "why are you late?"
Annan: "thum late kya karum(hindi )"
Akka "enthukku lattuka uchchavu (telugu)"
what can you infer from this?



Answer: Oru ponnu late a vandha naalu per naalu vidhama pesuvanga. :rotfl:



:banghead:

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Surya : :) :lol: :lol: :lol:

:rotfl: Semma kadi, Suri! :thumbsup: :clap:

8-) but i'm nt going to laugh

Surya :lol:

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Originally Posted by mgb

person1: oru erumba "cut" panna enna Aagum...
person2: "cuterumbu" aayidum....

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Ganesh : :lol: :lol: :P

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Originally Posted by mgb

Oru annanum thangachchiyum oadi varranga. Annan maelmoochu vangaraan.
Thangachchi?
Ava Female moochchu vaanguvaaa

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Ganesh : :rotfl:

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Originally Posted by rachel

8-) but i'm nt going to laugh

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Um....ok....as u wish! :roll: :huh:
Neways, yaarum ungle kezhkale! :P

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

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Originally Posted by ramky

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

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chinala irundha???

Chayuma chayading :lol:

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Originally Posted by ramky

It was Deepavali day and as is the custom in Tamil Nadu, the Ant and his friend the Elephant had bought brand new clothes to celebrate the occassion. The elephant had just finished his oil bath and had gone to his room to change when the ant knocked loudly on the door.

`Whats up ?' , asked the elephant.

`Come out just for a minute', replied the ant.

Elephant : `Hey I am not yet fully dressed !'

Ant : `Come out right now as you are, just for a minute.'

The elephant then came out and stood in front of the ant. After looking at him for a few seconds, the ant said, `Ok you can go back to your room and finish wearing all your clothes.'

`But why did you ask me to come out when I was not fully dressed ?' asked the now very curious elephant.

`Nothing ... I just wanted to see whether you had worn my underwear by mistake !'

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Ithai ketta yaanai matham pidithu erumbu nanbanai thuratha aarambithathu. erumbo siru idai udayathu.aathalal yaanayai kaatilum athivekamaka odi oru kovilikul nulainthathu. anraikko kovilil vishesham, jana kootam athikamaka thenpattathu. erumbo kannuku akapadavillai. irupinum yanai erumbu nanban kovoilukkul than sendru vittan ena arinthukondathu.

eppadi?

erumbu thanathu serupinai veliye vittuvittu pinbu kovilukkul pugunthathu.

siringappa .

yaani oru murai than ethiriyana matroru yaanayai adithuvittu than erumbu nanbanidam senrathu.

yaanai: "maamu oruthan namba kaila bejar pannan. pottu polanthutten. avanga kootam thuraththu nanba. kaapathu"

erumbu: "ennanda vanthutalle. no tension ba. en pinnale olunchiikko. evanukkum theriyathu nee ingathan iruukenu. "

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Originally Posted by mgb

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Originally Posted by ramky

Leaning Tower of Pisa - ithu Japan-le iruntha enna pEr vechirupaanga ?

:arrow: NikkumO NikkathO !

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chinala irundha???

Chayuma chayading :lol:

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ganesh : :lol: Nalla karpanai

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

School testla bit adikkalaam...College testla bit adikkalaam...
Aaana, BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

Ticket vangittu ulla ponna adhu cinema theater
aanal
ulla poittu ticket vanginaa adhu operation theater

Nee Bus-le yerinaalum, bus un mele yerinaalum,
ticket vaanga pOrathu neethaan.

Files-na, utkaarnthu paarkanum,
aanal
Piles-na paarthu ukaaranum

LOL@ ramky

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Originally Posted by ramky

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

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enakku chappati vaangi kooda saapida theriyumae :poke:

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Originally Posted by Thirumaran

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Originally Posted by ramky

Nee ennathaan Ahimsavathiya irundhalum,
Chappathiya suttu thaan sappida mudiyum.

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enakku chappati vaangi kooda saapida theriyumae :poke:

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Appadi irunthaalum sutta chapathiyay thaane vaanguvinga?... :poke:

Heroin-ku oppsite enna?
Hero out

Malaimegam" kku opposit yenna?
Ans: Malai may not come.

'ujaalaa' commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar?
Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

vethilaiyudan seraadha paakku edhu?
mysore paakku

Which is the coolest alphabet in English?
'B'. yennaa adhu 'A''C' naduvila irukku.

Ramky... some more thathuvams...

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Odambula ethanai cell irunthalum athula simcard
podamudiyadhu..

Ennathan neruppu kozhiyaa irundhalum avicha muttai
podathu !!

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu

Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu..
Manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu..

Nee evalavu vegama nadanthaalum
Oru kaal munnadi pona oru kaal pinnadithaan pogum!!

Enna thaan kannu nalla therinjaalum...
Un kanna nee kannadila thaan paarka mudiyum..

Cellula Charge irunthaalum ...
Ennathaan Balance irunthaalum...
Unnoda numberkku vera phonelarnthu thaan call panna mudiyum...

Enna thaan nee kaiyaala samachaalum...
Vaayala thaan saapda mudiyum...

Athuthaan vaalkaa

Vidiya Vidya cricket Pattuthu Tendulkar ethanai goal pottannu kettanam...

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Originally Posted by Raikkonen

Vidiya Vidya cricket Pattuthu Tendulkar ethanai goal pottannu kettanam...

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:lol:

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Originally Posted by mgb

Ramky... some more thathuvams...

Paambu ethanai thadavai padam eduthalum athaala oru
thadavai kooda theatre-la release panna mudiyathu ...

Evvaloo kaasu kuduthu planela poolaanum, Jannala
tharanthu vedikkaa paakka mudiyaathu

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athu correctu thaan !

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Originally Posted by mgb

Enna than meenuku neendha therinjaaalum adhaala
meen kulambula neendha mudiyaaadhu!

Aayiram dhaan irundhaalum Aayiraththu onnu dhaan perusu!!!

Cellula balance illana call panna mudiyathu..
Manushanukku call illana, balance panna mudiyathu..

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idhaiyellaaam naan apram post pannalaamnu nenachen... :roll:

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1. Nee evalo periya padipaaliya irundhaalum...
Exam hall-la poi padikka mudiyadhu.

2. School testla bit adikkalaam...College testla bit adikkalaam...
Aaana, BLOOD testla bit adikka mudiyaadhu.

3. Enna thaan naai nandri ullatha irunthaalum,
Athala THANK YOU solla mudiyathu... idhuthaan vaazhkai.

4. LUNCH BAG-la LUNCH kondu poga mudiyum...
Aana, SCHOOL BAG-la SCHOOL-a kondu pogamudiyuma ?

5. Nee ennathaan veerana irundhalum,
Kulir adicha thirumbi adikka mudiyathu.

6. Kasu irundha call taxi...
Kasu illaina kaal thaan taxi.

7 Kovil maniyai namma adichcha saththam varum...
Aana kovil mani nammala adichcha raththam thaan varum.

8. Mezhugai vachchu mezhugu vathi seyyalam...
Aana kosuvai vachchu kosu vathi seyya mudiyathu.

9. Pallu valinna pallai pudungalaam...
Aana kannu valinna kannai pudunga mudiyuma ?

10. Idli podiyai thottu kondu idli saappidalaam,
Aaana mookku podiyai thottu kondu mookkai saappida mudiyathu.

11. Ennathaan Naaikku naalu kaal irunthaalum,
Adhaala kaal maela kaal poattu okkara mudiyaathu.

12. Elephantai 1 MINUTE-la Eliya aakkamudiyum theriyuma ?
Athoada `pant'-ai kazhattina Elephant Eli aayidum !

13. Tirupathiyila thalayila mottai adichchu Laddu kuduppaanga...
Aanaa, maththa idangalla mottai adichchu Alwa kuduppaanga.

14. . Nallennai nalla irundha, ITS GOOD...
Aanaa, Mannennai manna irundha, ITS BAD.

:arrow: innum thathuva mazhai pOzhiyum
mazhayil nanaiyungal, muzhugungal
aanal muzhuginappram
idhil muththukkalai thEdatheenga
muththaai pal theriyara mathiri siringa !
( illai pal settu theriyara mathiri siringa ! )

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Originally Posted by Raikkonen

'ujaalaa' commercial ukku thaguthiyaana nadigar yaar? nadigai yaar?
Vennira aadai moorthy and vennira aadai nirmala

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"vellai" subbiah - nnu oru actor irukkar. ivar kooda thaguthiyaanavar thaan !

Napoleanku bayam na ennane theriyaadham, why?
yenna avanukku tamizh theriyaadham

Fatheer: Dei mavane, arivillama evlo naalu uyoriada iruppa?
Son: Teriyilappa, unakku ethni vayasu

1. Annan wifea anninu koopidalaam, aana,
Thambi wifea thanninu koopida mudiyadhu.....

2. Enna Dhan Karatela Black Belt Vanginalum
Sori Nai Thorathina Odi thaan Aaganum

3. Chair udainja ukkara mudiyathu! Katttil udainjaa padukka mudiyathu!
Aana muttai udainjaa dhaan omelette poda mudiyum !!!

1. Oru erumbu nenacha 1000 yanaya kadikkum. Ana 1000 yana nenachalum
oru erumba kooda kadikka mudiyadhu..

2. Quarter Adichittu Kuppura padukkalaam!
Aana kupura paduthuttu quarter adikka mudiyathu...!!

3. Bus la collector-E ErinAlum.. mudhal seetu driveruku than......

Mukkalila ukkaaralam
Naarkaalila ukkaaralam
aana thakkaalila ukkaara mudiyuma??

Enna thaan Kalaignar veettu Maada irunthalum
AMMA nu thaan kathum

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

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Originally Posted by mgb

Mukkalila ukkaaralam
Naarkaalila ukkaaralam
aana thakkaalila ukkaara mudiyuma??

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:lol: enna ganesh, PP pakkam kaanum ? :o

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

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Originally Posted by Raikkonen

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

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avar Ganguly maathiri.Captaincy mattum thaan pannuvaaru :D

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Originally Posted by terminator

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

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:roll:

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Originally Posted by Ramakrishna

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Originally Posted by Raikkonen

ennathan captain ah iruntalum
Vijaykanth batting panna mudiyathu

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avar Ganguly maathiri.Captaincy mattum thaan pannuvaaru :D

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Ganguliyai paththi Shakspeare annaikke ezhuthittaaru
"To be or not to be" ( in the indian team ! )

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Originally Posted by terminator

Ennathaan Vijay fan a Vikram fan a irunthalum..
thalaila adicha thala nu thaan katha mudiyum..

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ada paavi, adichaa thala-nnu kathuviyaa.Unga amma-appaava ellaam maranthutiyaa :shock: :evil: :lol: