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Woman: I haven't slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Woman: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn't u exchange?
Woman: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.
A woman went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form she had gone to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said:'Fill Up In Capital.'.
A woman is standing below a tube light with an open mouth.
Husband asks why?
She replies, because the doctor advised her to take a light dinner.
A woman professor asked a plumber to come to the college, because she wanted to check where the question paper was leaking.
A woman finally found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
Which will come first, chicken or egg?
Kannu, what ever you order first, will come first.
it's sad when you change jokes just to include women :roll: :sigh2:
What does a woman do after taking a Xerox?
She will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
A woman is with her daughter in McDonalds.
Woma: Drink quickly.
Daughter: Why?
Woman: Hot coffee Rs 20 and cold coffee Rs 30
Woman at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon madam, that's a mirror!