A woman visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Friend says 'Chin Yu Yan' and dies.
Woman goes to China to find meaning of friend's last words.
It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!'
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A woman visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Friend says 'Chin Yu Yan' and dies.
Woman goes to China to find meaning of friend's last words.
It is 'You are standing on the oxygen tube!'
if this is the punchline, where is the joke? :huh:Quote:
Originally Posted by Querida
p/s: Que, where did you disappear for so long :evil:
the joke is the length that you go to :PQuote:
Originally Posted by NOV
p/s: i told you before i went on hiatus! :roll:
Tamilnadu's funny state :lol:
1 Rose costs Rs. 2.50 :shock:
1 Kg rice costs Re. 1 :cool:
Enna Koduma CM idhu :huh:
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By,
Girlfriend-ku Rose kodukkama 1 KG rice koduppor Sangam :rotfl:
:lol2:Quote:
Originally Posted by viraajan
Unga sangathukaaga, TN govt going to announce a scheme of selling rose (flower :lol2: ) for 10 paisa in ration shops :clap:
Three engineers in a car
There are three engineers in a car; an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer
and a Software engineer expert on Microsoft Technologies. Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and
the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying
to trace where a fault might have occurred. The chemical engineer, not knowing much
about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked
somewhere.
Then, the engineer expert on Microsoft technologies , not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion,
"Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again,
and maybe it'll work ?"
Six things boys do in an Exam Hall.
1. Counting the no. of girls.
2. Asking for water to drink or asking for a break.
3. Seeing through windows who is passing out the exam hall.
4. Seeing the brand name of the pen.
5. Feeling for wasting the last night by studying.
6. Think to study well atleast for next exam.
Six things that girls do in Exam hall. (Even if they know or they dont know).
1. Write...
2. Write...
3. Write...
4. Write...
5. Write...
6. Write...
:rotfl:
New Exam pattern in India(Revised):
1. General students - Answer ALL questions.
2. OBC - WRITE ANY one question.
3. SC - ONLY READ questions.
4. ST - THANKS FOR COMING..
AND
5. Gujjars/Jats - THANKS FOR ALLOWING OTHERS TO ATTEND THE EXAMINATION .. !!
CHEERS TO RESERVATION
From sachin orkut community
A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his
operation.
"What's the matter?" he was asked.
He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation, don't
worry, I'm sure it will be all right."
"She was just trying to comfort you, what's so frightening about that?"
"She wasn't talking to me. She was talking to the doctor!!!!!!!!!!!!"
After having failed his exam in "Logistics and Organization" , a student goes and confronts his lecturer about it.
Student: "Sir, do you really understand anything about the subject?"
Professor: "Surely I must. Otherwise I would not be a professor!"
Student: "Great, well then I would like to ask you a question. If you can give me the correct answer, I will accept my mark as is and go. If you however do not know the answer, I want you give me an "A" for the exam. "
Professor: "Okay, it's a deal. So what is the question?"
Student: "What is legal, but not logical, logical, but not legal, and neither logical, nor legal?"
Even after some long and hard consideration, the professor cannot give the student an answer, and therefore changes his exam mark into an "A", as agreed.
Afterwards, the professor calls on his best student and asks him the same question.
He immediately answers: "Sir, you are 63 years old and married to a 35 year old woman, which is legal, but not logical. Your wife has a 25 year old lover, which is logical, but not legal. The fact that you have given your wife's lover an "A", although he really should have failed, is neither legal, nor logical."
:rotfl:
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