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Most selfish one letter word- "I"
Avoid it
Most satisfying two letter word-"WE"
Use it
Most poisonous three letter word -"EGO"
kill it
Most caring four letter word- "LOVE"
value it
Most pleasing five letter word- "SMILE"
keep it
Most fastest spreading six letter word- "RUMOUR"
ignore it
Most hardest working seven letter word- "SUCCESS"
achieve it
Most enviable eight letter word- " JEALOUSY"
distance it
Most powerful nine letter word- "KNOWLEDGE"
acquire it
Most essential ten letter word- "CONFIDENCE"
trust it
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A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor.
Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Offering his guests coffee, the professor went to the kitchen and returned with a large pot of coffee and an assortment of cups porcelain, plastic, glass, crystal, some plain looking, some expensive, some exquisite - telling them to help themselves to hot coffee.
When all the students had a cup of coffee in hand, the professor said: "If you noticed, all the nice looking expensive cups were taken up, leaving behind the plain and cheap ones. While it is but normal for you to want only the best for yourselves, that is the source of your problems and stress. What all of you really wanted was coffee, not the cup, but you consciously went for the best cups and were eyeing each other's cups.
Now if life is coffee, then the jobs, money and position in society are the cups. They are just tools to hold and contain Life, but the quality of Life doesn't change. Some times, by concentrating only on the cup, we fail to enjoy the coffee in it."
Don't let the cups drive you... Enjoy the coffee instead !
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Life is Short, so break the rules...
Forgive quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And...
Never regret anything that made you smile...
Every Little Smile can touch Somebody's heart
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Some Wacky Quotes
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it
seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an
hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S
relativity. - Albert Einstein
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The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working
the moment you get up in the morning and does not
stop until you meet a beautiful girl . - Uzair Sait
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's
there to appreciate it. - Franklin P. Jones
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We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain
the success of those we don't like? - Jean Cocturan
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It matters not whether you win or lose; what
matters is whether I win or lose. - Darrin Weinberg
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Life is pleasant.
Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome.
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Help a man when he is in trouble and he will
remember you when he is in trouble again.
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Complex problems have simple, easy to understand
wrong answers.
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It is not exactly cheating, I prefer to consider it
creative problem solving.
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Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know
where to shop.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but then again,
neither does milk.
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to
shoot them.
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Forgive your enemies but remember their names.
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The number of people watching you is directly
proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Dont worry that the world ends today, its already
tomorrow in Australia!
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A local newspaper (in England) ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... But the least romantic second line.
Here are some of the entries they received.
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My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe " go to hell"
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
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Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face
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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not
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I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face
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I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies !
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I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming
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My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way
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Who is the BEST - Infosys, Wipro or TCS?
One day, three consultants, one from Wipro, one from Infosys and one from
TCS, went out for a walk.
"Why don't we prove who is the best among ourselves?"
Why not, said the other two.
The Infosian said "Let's have a test. Whoever makes this monkey laugh,
works for the best firm".
Being a pure logical strategist, the person from TCS tried to make the
monkey Laugh by telling jokes. The monkey stayed still.
As a more practical consultant, the Wipro guy tried to make funny
gestures... No good, the monkey stayed put...
Now, comes the Infosian. Being the practical guy he was always trained to
be, he whispered something into the monkey's ear, and it burst out
laughing at him ..
The other two were astonished. So the Wipro guy said "OK, let's take
another test. Let's make this monkey cry!!"
So there they went again, applying the same methods as before. The TCS guy
narrated sad stories, the Wipro guy made sad gestures, and they failed
again...
Then, the Infosian again whispered something into the monkey's ear and oh!
It started crying, patting the Infosian's shoulder!
The other two just could not believe their eyes! So the tcs guy said "OK,
you've won twice. If you can win just this one, we will bow to you. Let's
make this monkey run".
and he barked at the monkey and ordered him to run. Of course, it stayed
where it was.. The Wipro guy, true to his type, pushed and prodded the
monkey- still No go.
So...here comes Infosian, again, and whispers into the monkey's ear. The
Monkey just takes off! It runs and runs as fast as it can, as if it was
scared to death!
The other two surrendered.
They Said: "OK, we give up.
You're the best among us, and you work for the Best firm of the three. But
Please, please tell us your secret," they begged him.
"Well", said the Infosian, "The first time I made it laugh, I told I work
for Infosys. The next time, I told the monkey how much I get paid ...so it
started crying.
And then I told that I was here for recruitment! !!
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Warning: I generally avoid 'adults only' postings out of habitual reserve. But ...forgive me this once...pathos hidden in comedy!!!
One day there was this little girl and that little boy at the park with their pants pulled down.
The little girl asked the little boy "What is that, hanging?"
The little boy said, "I don't know!"
Then the little boy asked the little girl what is that dale?
She said she did not know. So that night the little girl asked her mom and her mom said, "That is your garage don't let any big trucks go in."
Then at the little boy's house the little boy asked his dad and his dad said "That is your big truck don't park it in any garage."
The next day the boy and the girl had their pants pulled down again and the girl went home with blood on her hands. Her mom screamed and asked, "How and Why?
The girl said, "Nothing to worry Mom. This boy tried to put his big truck in my garage and since you forbade me, I pulled his two back tires off before it goes into my garage."
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What is the difference between men and women?
1. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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2. Men wake up as good-looking as when they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
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3. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want.
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4. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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5. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman- before and after marriage.
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6. A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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7. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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8. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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9. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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10. Women look at a wedding as the beginning of romance, while men look at a wedding as the ending of romance.
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