:lol: Should it have been - "finally chose to rebel by beating up Velan" :P
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:lol: Should it have been - "finally chose to rebel by beating up Velan" :P
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Originally Posted by ksen
XYZ Office -> A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within
3 mins & every employee gathered outside office. 10 mins
passed..................................5 more mins passed............................................ .................................and..........
Security Officer -> Announcement started,
"Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employee. While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are layed off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff mail in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office". Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck.
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Originally Posted by ksen
:D Sorry, it sounds real enough in the current scenario, not like a joke :(
yup :|
Two accountancy students were walking across campus when one said, "Where did you get such a great bike?"
The second accountant replied, "Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want."
The first accountant nodded approvingly, "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't fit."
A joke in Ananda Vikatan:
X: Unga company-oda profit evvalavu?
Y: 8000 cr.
X: what? 8000 Cr?
Y: "Satyam"anga...